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Lucylastic -> RE: Dear all, I deserve to be PUNISHED!!!! (9/30/2012 6:12:53 AM)


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ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

Welcome Nathan!

I suggest that your mistress place a large rubber band around your balls and another around the base of your penis. Snakebite suction cups could be placed on each nipple, and one of the big ones on the tip of your penis. The largest buttplug you can take should be covered with Vicks salve and shoved up inside you, then duct tape wrapped from the top of your buttcrack to your belly button, paying special attention to your rubberbanded balls, making sure all hair in that vicinity is completely covered with duct tape.

While wearing all of this, you must go to the store and purchase Kotex, Tampax, Prep H, Cool Whip, ginger root and Frosted Flakes. Adding some chocolate for the mistress would be a nice touch, but I do not require it.

When you get home, you must rub your mistress's feet, suck her toes and shave her from head to toe. Including her head. If she protests this, please tell her I have determined that yall are a fake, since she is not following the instructions given by me, a stranger on the internet.

Once she is smooth from head to toe, she has to rip the duct tape off in one yank, remove the buttplug and place it in your mouth, then replace the buttplug with ginger root.

If the rubberbands were placed as tightly as I require, it should be time now for yall to take a trip to the local ER, where she will dump you out of the car, leaving you to explain to the doctors and nurses why your balls and penis are about ready to fall off. Some may think this is involving others in your kink, but trust me it is not. The ER workers will enjoy this, and it will break up the monotony of their long shifts.

While you are at the ER, mistress should go home and eat chocolate, dipped in Cool Whip, and pack your things so she can drop them off at the ER door.

I am so moist after writing this, I have to go masturbate now.

I sincerely hope yall have as much fun doing this as I had writing this.

Thank you so much for asking us for this advice. It has made my Sunday morning!!


I think I love you!!!!
BTW, Veet and no icecream!!! could work nicely too



stealthmeister -> RE: Dear all, I deserve to be PUNISHED!!!! (9/30/2012 6:24:51 AM)

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hours


Ah, yes, the old necrotic nipple problem. This is more a problem with Clover Clamps that with roach clip clamps. You stop the problem with an egg timer. After 15 minutes, remove the clamp, wait for the blood to flow back in, and re-apply the clamp after rotating it 90 degrees.

Ensure the submissive is well-restrained and warmed up before you do this. It is excruciating. And can be prolonged for hours and hours.



DaddySatyr -> RE: Dear all, I deserve to be PUNISHED!!!! (9/30/2012 6:42:44 AM)

Ahem. We'll be the judges of what you deserve and what you don't deserve, missy (I know you're male. Accept the humiliation).

Good luck and welcome.



Peace and comfort,



Michael



punisher440 -> RE: Dear all, I deserve to be PUNISHED!!!! (9/30/2012 7:17:11 AM)

JstAnotherSub,I know you were slightly distracted but you did forget a couple of things.First,the OP needs to lube the ginger with Louisana Hot sauce.Second,the OP should use Super Glue as lube to wank with on the way to the E.R. Other than these,you have covered his tasks very well and I am waiting eagerly to see what happens with the Frosted Flakes.Oh,one more thing,are the Flosted Flakes going to be Kellogg's or a generic brand? Equiring minds want to know! [sm=popcorn.gif]



JstAnotherSub -> RE: Dear all, I deserve to be PUNISHED!!!! (9/30/2012 7:24:16 AM)

I apologize for my oversight regarding the hot sauce.

As for the frosted flakes, whether they are store brand or Kelloggs matters not. They will be used after he crawls back to his mistress, begs her forgiveness, and is taken back.

At that time she will smear him up all over with the Prep H (none of you cared what it was gonna be used for!), she will then use the stickiness of the Prep H as an adhesive to make the flakes stick to his body, and she can cut the "Frosted Flake" name off the box and hang it around his neck, like we see the dogs that are being shamed all over the internet. He will then be a "frosted flake" that is frosted with Prep H and frosted flakes! Genius, I know!

Then the pic can be posted for all of us to see.

What could be more exciting than the smell of castor oil and cereal that is greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttt?



GreedyTop -> RE: Dear all, I deserve to be PUNISHED!!!! (9/30/2012 7:25:45 AM)

because LMD asked, and LadyP is safely distant from me (*grins*), here is the link to LadyP's favouritest ever thread: http://www.collarchat.com/m_3973483/mpage_1/tm.htm


(wonders if I should plan to be in South Dakota visiting family next time she comes to GA...)



JstAnotherSub -> RE: Dear all, I deserve to be PUNISHED!!!! (9/30/2012 7:28:23 AM)

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(wonders if I should plan to be in South Dakota visiting family next time she comes to GA...)


I would look for family on another continent if I was you....



GreedyTop -> RE: Dear all, I deserve to be PUNISHED!!!! (9/30/2012 7:31:26 AM)

I might be able to scrape up a few Scots. or maybe a few Norwegians....



punisher440 -> RE: Dear all, I deserve to be PUNISHED!!!! (9/30/2012 7:32:26 AM)

Might I suggest adding a several hundred thumbtacks in the Frosted Flakes as an added bonus? [:D]



GreedyTop -> RE: Dear all, I deserve to be PUNISHED!!!! (9/30/2012 7:33:26 AM)

I think properly placed thumbtacks during the duct-taping would be more effective.



OsideGirl -> RE: Dear all, I deserve to be PUNISHED!!!! (9/30/2012 7:53:30 AM)

Oh dear God. I have the gall to actually sleep.....and this happens....



lizi -> RE: Dear all, I deserve to be PUNISHED!!!! (9/30/2012 7:55:01 AM)


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

because LMD asked, and LadyP is safely distant from me (*grins*), here is the link to LadyP's favouritest ever thread: http://www.collarchat.com/m_3973483/mpage_1/tm.htm


(wonders if I should plan to be in South Dakota visiting family next time she comes to GA...)



I'm so glad you did the honors this time...I usually mention it for her! [:D]

Thanks Greedy!



punisher440 -> RE: Dear all, I deserve to be PUNISHED!!!! (9/30/2012 7:56:50 AM)

Greedy,I hope the OP from that other thread you showed the link to doesn't run across this thread or he might switch to Frosted Flakes.And it'll be all your fault when his local store runs out of Frosted Flakes and the local kids go hungry at breakfast.[:(]



GreedyTop -> RE: Dear all, I deserve to be PUNISHED!!!! (9/30/2012 8:12:55 AM)

Lizi, no problem! (although I may ask for a donation later when I am crossing continents to escape...LOL)

Punisher, but think of the economic boost to the breakfast cereal industry!!



Ninebelowzero -> RE: Dear all, I deserve to be PUNISHED!!!! (9/30/2012 8:31:55 AM)

You have sanctuary here GT any time you need it.[:D]



GreedyTop -> RE: Dear all, I deserve to be PUNISHED!!!! (9/30/2012 8:33:02 AM)

I love you, Niney!! *hugs*



Ninebelowzero -> RE: Dear all, I deserve to be PUNISHED!!!! (9/30/2012 8:39:59 AM)

All you so called Dommes are just pussies, thumbtacks my arse. Get straight to swarf (metal turnings from a lathe process) Cuts deeper & more ragged than razor wire & leaves real nasty scarring.[:D]



GreedyTop -> RE: Dear all, I deserve to be PUNISHED!!!! (9/30/2012 8:41:42 AM)

once agian.. I love you, Niney!!

Now, about that potential visit....



Ninebelowzero -> RE: Dear all, I deserve to be PUNISHED!!!! (9/30/2012 8:46:24 AM)

When?



GreedyTop -> RE: Dear all, I deserve to be PUNISHED!!!! (9/30/2012 8:48:24 AM)

when I get enough donations to escape the Wrath of LadyP, of course!!



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