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ORIGINAL: JstAnotherSub

Welcome Nathan!

I suggest that your mistress place a large rubber band around your balls and another around the base of your penis. Snakebite suction cups could be placed on each nipple, and one of the big ones on the tip of your penis. The largest buttplug you can take should be covered with Vicks salve and shoved up inside you, then duct tape wrapped from the top of your buttcrack to your belly button, paying special attention to your rubberbanded balls, making sure all hair in that vicinity is completely covered with duct tape.

While wearing all of this, you must go to the store and purchase Kotex, Tampax, Prep H, Cool Whip, ginger root and Frosted Flakes. Adding some chocolate for the mistress would be a nice touch, but I do not require it.

When you get home, you must rub your mistress's feet, suck her toes and shave her from head to toe. Including her head. If she protests this, please tell her I have determined that yall are a fake, since she is not following the instructions given by me, a stranger on the internet.

Once she is smooth from head to toe, she has to rip the duct tape off in one yank, remove the buttplug and place it in your mouth, then replace the buttplug with ginger root.

If the rubberbands were placed as tightly as I require, it should be time now for yall to take a trip to the local ER, where she will dump you out of the car, leaving you to explain to the doctors and nurses why your balls and penis are about ready to fall off. Some may think this is involving others in your kink, but trust me it is not. The ER workers will enjoy this, and it will break up the monotony of their long shifts.

While you are at the ER, mistress should go home and eat chocolate, dipped in Cool Whip, and pack your things so she can drop them off at the ER door.

I am so moist after writing this, I have to go masturbate now.

I sincerely hope yall have as much fun doing this as I had writing this.

Thank you so much for asking us for this advice. It has made my Sunday morning!!

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(wonders if I should plan to be in South Dakota visiting family next time she comes to GA...)

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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

because LMD asked, and LadyP is safely distant from me (*grins*), here is the link to LadyP's favouritest ever thread: http://www.collarchat.com/m_3973483/mpage_1/tm.htm


(wonders if I should plan to be in South Dakota visiting family next time she comes to GA...)