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An Election Prayer - 10/4/2012 6:46:40 PM   
dcnovice


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Dear Lord,

This has been a tough two or three years. You have taken my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze. My favorite musician, Michael Jackson. My favorite actress, Elizabeth Taylor. And now my favorite singer, Whitney Houston.

I just want you to know that my favorite politician is Mitt Romney.

Amen.

Reminded me a bit of times I've tried to pray for my old boss and caught myself saying, "Eternal rest grant unto her, O Lord, ..."

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RE: An Election Prayer - 10/4/2012 8:05:04 PM   
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Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

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RE: An Election Prayer - 10/4/2012 9:15:19 PM   
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RE: An Election Prayer - 10/4/2012 9:16:49 PM   
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Telling me to take Midol wont help your butthurt.
RIP, my demon-child 5-16-11
Duchess of Dissent 1
Dont judge me because I sin differently than you.
If you want it sugar coated, dont ask me what i think! It would violate TOS.

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RE: An Election Prayer - 10/4/2012 9:24:12 PM   
DOM68005


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Status: offline 		The unanswered prayer of the century:
Please guide us to elect world leaders who have a clue how to run their respective countries in peace. Amen

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RE: An Election Prayer - 10/5/2012 7:09:24 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DOM68005

The unanswered prayer of the century:
Please guide us to elect world leaders who have a clue how to run their respective countries in peace. Amen

You might want to check out this thread http://www.collarchat.com/m_4256343/mpage_1/tm.htm where we are trying to discuss why, at least in the US, this seems to be difficult.

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RE: An Election Prayer - 10/5/2012 7:10:26 AM   
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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

This tickled my twisted sense of humor:

Dear Lord,

This has been a tough two or three years. You have taken my favorite actor, Patrick Swayze. My favorite musician, Michael Jackson. My favorite actress, Elizabeth Taylor. And now my favorite singer, Whitney Houston.

I just want you to know that my favorite politician is Mitt Romney.

Amen.

Reminded me a bit of times I've tried to pray for my old boss and caught myself saying, "Eternal rest grant unto her, O Lord, ..."

dc - if only I were religious - at least I'd have prayer to fall back on in these bleak political times....

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RE: An Election Prayer - 10/5/2012 10:45:06 AM   
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ORIGINAL: subrob1967

I like this one better...







BAD COP, NO.DONUT!


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RE: An Election Prayer - 10/5/2012 11:06:02 AM   
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ORIGINAL: subrob1967

I like this one better...

DEAR LORD... There's








That meet the criteria of a prayer to you Taz?

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RE: An Election Prayer - 10/5/2012 12:11:57 PM   
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Status: offline 		ITHE REASON I really came back here was to.THANK DC..... Buddy... You have no idea how your prayer improved my day. I mean, without looking at the author, I follow a link to a thread about an "election prayer" kinda thinking the worst.
Thanks DC .... You made me the king of my texting circuit today!


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RE: An Election Prayer - 10/5/2012 5:17:52 PM   
dcnovice


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Status: offline 		Thanks, Skipper! A friend posted it on Facebook, so I can't claim credit for it.

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