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BlackSockSlave -> What brings you here? (10/5/2012 4:23:39 PM)

What brings you here? I'm here because vanilla women can't accept my fetishes and I'm looking for something very specific. What makes it even harder to find is all the female Doms on the profile side just want money from multiple Slaves and couldn't care less about normal monogamous love, which is half my wish.



Kana -> RE: What brings you here? (10/5/2012 4:25:02 PM)

I wanted to travel to exotic places, meet strange women, and fuck the snot out of them



BurntKitty -> RE: What brings you here? (10/5/2012 4:25:35 PM)

Welcome yet again, masked one.

Have you thought a Jason hockey mask wouldn't look so foreboding?

ETA- Was originally posted in intros.



smartsub10 -> RE: What brings you here? (10/5/2012 4:32:59 PM)

Many years ago, long before I was involved in BDSM, I was involved with a guy who loved for me to wear a garter belt with black, seamed stockings. It was hot because we cared about each other as people, had lots in common and wanted to make sex even more fun.

Wanting a woman to wear black stockings as half the basis of a relationship seems a bit fetish focused and will often be a turnoff for a lot of women.

Food for thought.



doctorgrey -> RE: What brings you here? (10/5/2012 4:48:30 PM)

Cake

DrG



OsideGirl -> RE: What brings you here? (10/5/2012 4:58:19 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave
What makes it even harder to find is all the female Doms on the profile side just want money from multiple Slaves and couldn't care less about normal monogamous love, which is half my wish.


Wow....talk about wide sweeping and incorrect generalizations........





CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: What brings you here? (10/5/2012 5:10:42 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kana

I wanted to travel to exotic places, meet strange women, and fuck the snot out of them


Originally came here after "Googling" Yard Gnome Porn but stayed for Kana's sloppy seconds and all of the cat memes from icanhas.cheezburger.com



DaddySatyr -> RE: What brings you here? (10/5/2012 5:13:32 PM)

My interwebs connection brings me here, fairly reliably. Most times, I can click on the favorites link and find my way.



Peace and comfort,



Michael



pyschosubmission -> RE: What brings you here? (10/5/2012 5:27:08 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave

What brings you here?


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OsideGirl -> RE: What brings you here? (10/5/2012 5:33:06 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: CRYPTICLXVI

quote:

ORIGINAL: Kana

I wanted to travel to exotic places, meet strange women, and fuck the snot out of them


Originally came here after "Googling" Yard Gnome Porn but stayed for Kana's sloppy seconds and all of the cat memes from icanhas.cheezburger.com


I thought you were here for the monkeys?




CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: What brings you here? (10/5/2012 5:38:37 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

I thought you were here for the monkeys?


Well yes, that and the Turkish coffee, I was just trying to make a funny...



BlackSockSlave -> RE: What brings you here? (10/5/2012 5:54:21 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BurntKitty

Welcome yet again, masked one.

Have you thought a Jason hockey mask wouldn't look so foreboding?



I hung up my hockey goalie mask when I was 17. Too expensive and no support system. Yeah, I'm not going for that whole "appear from the darkness and chop her up" look. Jason already has that market sector cornered. What's with you women and the rapey mask comments? A black spandex mask is a very common piece of Slave wear, and I only have consensual sex. Breaking and entering and forcing a woman to have sex with me is not my native style, though if that's her pleasure, it can be arranged. ;^)



LadyPact -> RE: What brings you here? (10/5/2012 6:03:40 PM)

It might occur to you, OP, that not every poly person is here to cruise the site.

I'm basically here for the discussions. The interesting parts of that are probably wasted on this particular thread, (though I have posted about them in the past) so I'll save Myself the keystrokes.





BlackSockSlave -> RE: What brings you here? (10/5/2012 6:04:46 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: smartsub10

Many years ago, long before I was involved in BDSM, I was involved with a guy who loved for me to wear a garter belt with black, seamed stockings. It was hot because we cared about each other as people, had lots in common and wanted to make sex even more fun.

Wanting a woman to wear black stockings as half the basis of a relationship seems a bit fetish focused and will often be a turnoff for a lot of women.

Food for thought.


I'm very foot-flexible. She can also wear black socks, toe-socks, tights, pantyhose, peds, or even toe stockings. Are you hearing this, goth girls?



pyschosubmission -> RE: What brings you here? (10/5/2012 6:10:11 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave

I'm very foot-flexible. She can also wear black socks, toe-socks, tights, pantyhose, peds, or even toe stockings. Are you hearing this, goth girls?


...

Can you hear that? That's the sound of an entire message board facepalming



BlackSockSlave -> RE: What brings you here? (10/5/2012 6:10:38 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: OsideGirl


quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave
What makes it even harder to find is all the female Doms on the profile side just want money from multiple Slaves and couldn't care less about normal monogamous love, which is half my wish.


Wow....talk about wide sweeping and incorrect generalizations........





More like an accurate personal experience with every female Dom in profiles. I read each Dom's profile for 15 seconds. That's when I read I want a tribute or money. Then I click my browser's back button. No free rides. You want money? Get a job. You want an amazing man for a vanilla-kink life, come talk to me.



Ninebelowzero -> RE: What brings you here? (10/5/2012 6:13:14 PM)

I'm here because certain posters make me think.

Others entetain me in the way that monkeys at the zoo do.

Hairy primates throwing shit at the bars is always entertaining..



pyschosubmission -> RE: What brings you here? (10/5/2012 6:14:35 PM)

Ever considered a job in advertising?

Just going from how well you sell yourself here...



Hillwilliam -> RE: What brings you here? (10/5/2012 6:15:44 PM)

I'm here for the beer and broads................and cheese.



CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: What brings you here? (10/5/2012 6:19:14 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero

I'm here because certain posters make me think.

Others entertain me in the way that monkeys at the zoo do.

Hairy primates throwing shit at the bars is always entertaining..


[image]http://williamcalvin.com/portraits/Chimp/Arnhem%20283sml.jpg[/image]
Aiming to entertain you with my captivity...



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