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sexyred1 -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked (10/6/2012 10:21:24 PM)

Never make someone a priority who considers you only an option.



CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked (10/6/2012 10:55:26 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Remove bay leaf before serving.

Srsly. The spine of a bay leaf can perforate your insides.

And that thing Bita said? OH yeah. We're not more sadistic, but now we have an excuse.


Hey, when growing up, whoever got the bay leaf in their spaghetti sauce was the one who got to do the dishes...



LadyHibiscus -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked (10/6/2012 11:15:18 PM)

Ha!! Americans!



myotherself -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked (10/6/2012 11:23:33 PM)

Bad shit happens for good reasons.

Never eat yellow snow.



CRYPTICLXVI -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked (10/6/2012 11:38:30 PM)

Yellow Snow



DeviantlyD -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked (10/6/2012 11:45:45 PM)

I would suggest it just might not be a good idea to consume myotherself's uh....recycled chocolate raisins. :D



needlesandpins -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked (10/7/2012 12:27:37 AM)

if you don't like the opinion you asked for it's because you've already made your mind up, but know you're probably doing the wrong thing. so in that vain, don't ask for opinions if all you want is for people to agree with you, you'll be disappointed.

needles



JstAnotherSub -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked (10/7/2012 1:26:49 AM)

You are never as smart as you think you are.




pyschosubmission -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked (10/7/2012 11:05:21 AM)

The best way not to be unhappy, to not to have a word for it.

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samdarella -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked (10/7/2012 4:42:44 PM)

I have no idea who said it first but I try to live as much of my life now as I can by these words. " I'd rather regret the things I did do than those that I didn't. "



Shininglight23 -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked (10/7/2012 7:04:29 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ARIES83

I have a pearl necklace for you Allie.[;)]



I just saw this now... promises promises... [;)]


One thing that I carry with me is something that my Mother told me when I was young.

"Happiness doesn't sit on your door step and wait for you to come outside to retrieve it... it's little moments that we string together to create our own happiness anyway we can."

Allie



JanahX -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked (10/7/2012 7:09:14 PM)

When in doubt - pop an adderall.



Kaliko -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked (10/7/2012 7:39:13 PM)

"Ships in harbour are safe, but that's not what ships are built for."



Hillwilliam -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked (10/7/2012 7:47:06 PM)

When I was in college, my dad said "Find something you love to do and do it well..the money will come"
I looked him in the eye and said "If you get a line on a job where I can get paid for fucking, fishing and drinking beer, lemme know cause that's what I like and what I'm good at" He just kinda shook his head and started cracking up.

Another thing I learned in college. "Don't stick your dick in crazy"



blacksword404 -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked (10/7/2012 7:51:48 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

When I was in college, my dad said "Find something you love to do and do it well..the money will come"
I looked him in the eye and said "If you get a line on a job where I can get paid for fucking, fishing and drinking beer, lemme know cause that's what I like and what I'm good at" He just kinda shook his head and started cracking up.

Another thing I learned in college. "Don't stick your dick in crazy"


"don't stick your dick in crazy" Yeah that's a hard one to follow. But you're better of in the end.



MsLadySue -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked (10/7/2012 7:51:50 PM)

I don't know where I found this pearl of wisdom but it is worth reading over and over again.

Hey You.

Yes, you. Stop being unhappy with yourself. You are perfect. Stop wishing you looked like someone else or wishing people liked you as much as they like someone else. Stop trying to get attention from those who hurt you. Stop hating your body, your face, your personality, your quirks. Love them. Without those things you wouldn’t be you. And why would you want to be anyone else? Be confident with who you are. Smile. It’ll draw people in. If anyone hates on you because you are happy with yourself then you stick your middle finger in the air and say screw it. My happiness will not depend on others anymore. I’m happy because I love who I am. I love my flaws. I love my imperfections. They make me me, and ‘me’ is pretty amazing.



Kana -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked (10/7/2012 7:53:32 PM)

Never ever jerk off while suffering from poison ivy.

Seriously, you have no clue...



blacksword404 -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked (10/7/2012 7:55:40 PM)

You are the fire that burns all hands that touch you. Yet you cry why are there no hands to support you. Why do they all abandon you? Why it's because you burn them. The fact that you burn them yet still expect them to aid you shows your blindness and narcissism.



PrincessJessieJ -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked (10/7/2012 8:17:00 PM)

'Opinions are like assholes- everyone has one, and they all stink.' - my mother.



culareD -> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked (10/8/2012 10:13:26 AM)

Never say never...



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