RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked

Collarspace Discussion Forums

Home Login Search

RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked

View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest

All Forums >> [Casual Banter] >> Polls and Other Random Stupidity >> RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked

Page: << < prev 1 [2] 3 4 next > >>

Message

<< Older Topic Newer Topic >>

RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked - 10/6/2012 10:21:24 PM

sexyred1

Posts: 8998
Joined: 8/9/2007
Status: offline

Never make someone a priority who considers you only an option.

(in reply to Duskypearls)

Profile

Post #: 21

RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked - 10/6/2012 10:55:26 PM

CRYPTICLXVI

Posts: 3907
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: LadyHibiscus

Remove bay leaf before serving.

Srsly. The spine of a bay leaf can perforate your insides.

And that thing Bita said? OH yeah. We're not more sadistic, but now we have an excuse.

Hey, when growing up, whoever got the bay leaf in their spaghetti sauce was the one who got to do the dishes...

(in reply to LadyHibiscus)

Profile

Post #: 22

RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked - 10/6/2012 11:15:18 PM

LadyHibiscus

Posts: 27124
Joined: 8/15/2005
From: Island Of Misfit Toys
Status: offline

Ha!! Americans!

_____________________________

[page 23 girl]

(in reply to CRYPTICLXVI)

Profile

Post #: 23

RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked - 10/6/2012 11:23:33 PM

myotherself

Posts: 7157
Joined: 3/9/2006
From: The cold bit of the UK
Status: offline

Bad shit happens for good reasons.

Never eat yellow snow.

_____________________________

There's nowt so queer as folk

(in reply to LadyHibiscus)

Profile

Post #: 24

RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked - 10/6/2012 11:38:30 PM

CRYPTICLXVI

Posts: 3907
Status: offline

Yellow Snow

(in reply to myotherself)

Profile

Post #: 25

RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked - 10/6/2012 11:45:45 PM

DeviantlyD

Posts: 4375
Joined: 5/26/2007
From: Hawai`i
Status: offline

I would suggest it just might not be a good idea to consume myotherself's uh....recycled chocolate raisins. :D

_____________________________

ExiledTyrant's groupie. Catering to his ego since May 26, 2007. :D

(in reply to myotherself)

Profile

Post #: 26

RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked - 10/7/2012 12:27:37 AM

needlesandpins

Posts: 3901
Status: offline

if you don't like the opinion you asked for it's because you've already made your mind up, but know you're probably doing the wrong thing. so in that vain, don't ask for opinions if all you want is for people to agree with you, you'll be disappointed.

needles

< Message edited by needlesandpins -- 10/7/2012 12:29:06 AM >

_____________________________

I deserved better. Not than you, but from you.

(in reply to DeviantlyD)

Profile

Post #: 27

RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked - 10/7/2012 1:26:49 AM

JstAnotherSub

Posts: 6174
Status: offline

You are never as smart as you think you are.

_____________________________

yep

(in reply to needlesandpins)

Profile

Post #: 28

RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked - 10/7/2012 11:05:21 AM

pyschosubmission

Posts: 1109
Joined: 7/6/2012
From: Glasgow, Scotland
Status: offline

The best way not to be unhappy, to not to have a word for it.

Douglas Adams

_____________________________

Comedian, kinkster, all round malingerer

Lord Pish of Talkingshite
First Member-At-Large, ProSubs"R"Us

(in reply to JstAnotherSub)

Profile

Post #: 29

RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked - 10/7/2012 4:42:44 PM

samdarella

Posts: 222
Joined: 8/23/2010
Status: offline

I have no idea who said it first but I try to live as much of my life now as I can by these words. " I'd rather regret the things I did do than those that I didn't. "

_____________________________

Take me to the edge.

Pain is....

(in reply to pyschosubmission)

Profile

Post #: 30

RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked - 10/7/2012 7:04:29 PM

Shininglight23

Posts: 1336
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: ARIES83

I have a pearl necklace for you Allie.

I just saw this now... promises promises...

One thing that I carry with me is something that my Mother told me when I was young.

"Happiness doesn't sit on your door step and wait for you to come outside to retrieve it... it's little moments that we string together to create our own happiness anyway we can."

Allie

_____________________________

Membership Co-ordinator, ProSubs"R"Us

Lead with love, live with love, leave with love.

(in reply to ARIES83)

Profile

Post #: 31

RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked - 10/7/2012 7:09:14 PM

JanahX

Posts: 3443
Joined: 8/21/2010
Status: offline

When in doubt - pop an adderall.

_____________________________

The first rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.

The second rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club.

(in reply to DeviantlyD)

Profile

Post #: 32

RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked - 10/7/2012 7:39:13 PM

Kaliko

Posts: 3381
Joined: 9/25/2010
Status: offline

"Ships in harbour are safe, but that's not what ships are built for."

(in reply to JanahX)

Profile

Post #: 33

RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked - 10/7/2012 7:47:06 PM

Hillwilliam

Posts: 19394
Joined: 8/27/2008
Status: offline

When I was in college, my dad said "Find something you love to do and do it well..the money will come"
I looked him in the eye and said "If you get a line on a job where I can get paid for fucking, fishing and drinking beer, lemme know cause that's what I like and what I'm good at" He just kinda shook his head and started cracking up.

Another thing I learned in college. "Don't stick your dick in crazy"

_____________________________

Kinkier than a cheap garden hose.

Whoever said "Religion is the opiate of the masses" never heard Right Wing talk radio.

Don't blame me, I voted for Gary Johnson.

(in reply to Kaliko)

Profile

Post #: 34

RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked - 10/7/2012 7:51:48 PM

blacksword404

Posts: 2068
Joined: 1/4/2008
Status: offline

quote:

ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

When I was in college, my dad said "Find something you love to do and do it well..the money will come"
I looked him in the eye and said "If you get a line on a job where I can get paid for fucking, fishing and drinking beer, lemme know cause that's what I like and what I'm good at" He just kinda shook his head and started cracking up.

Another thing I learned in college. "Don't stick your dick in crazy"

"don't stick your dick in crazy" Yeah that's a hard one to follow. But you're better of in the end.

_____________________________

Don't fight him. Embrace your inner asshole.

Tu fellas magnus penum meum...iterum

Genuine catnip/kryptonite.
Ego sum erus.

The capacity to learn is a gift, the ability to learn a skill, the willingness to learn a choice. Dune HH

(in reply to Hillwilliam)

Profile

Post #: 35

RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked - 10/7/2012 7:51:50 PM

MsLadySue

Posts: 2254
Joined: 12/18/2004
Status: offline

I don't know where I found this pearl of wisdom but it is worth reading over and over again.

Hey You.

Yes, you. Stop being unhappy with yourself. You are perfect. Stop wishing you looked like someone else or wishing people liked you as much as they like someone else. Stop trying to get attention from those who hurt you. Stop hating your body, your face, your personality, your quirks. Love them. Without those things you wouldn’t be you. And why would you want to be anyone else? Be confident with who you are. Smile. It’ll draw people in. If anyone hates on you because you are happy with yourself then you stick your middle finger in the air and say screw it. My happiness will not depend on others anymore. I’m happy because I love who I am. I love my flaws. I love my imperfections. They make me me, and ‘me’ is pretty amazing.

< Message edited by MsLadySue -- 10/7/2012 7:55:42 PM >

_____________________________

In order for you to insult me, I would first have to value your opinion.
I love it when someone insults me. That means I don't have to be nice anymore.

(in reply to Kaliko)

Profile

Post #: 36

RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked - 10/7/2012 7:53:32 PM

Kana

Posts: 6676
Joined: 10/24/2006
Status: offline

Never ever jerk off while suffering from poison ivy.

Seriously, you have no clue...

_____________________________

"One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die. "
HST

(in reply to Kaliko)

Profile

Post #: 37

RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked - 10/7/2012 7:55:40 PM

blacksword404

Posts: 2068
Joined: 1/4/2008
Status: offline

You are the fire that burns all hands that touch you. Yet you cry why are there no hands to support you. Why do they all abandon you? Why it's because you burn them. The fact that you burn them yet still expect them to aid you shows your blindness and narcissism.

_____________________________

Don't fight him. Embrace your inner asshole.

Tu fellas magnus penum meum...iterum

Genuine catnip/kryptonite.
Ego sum erus.

The capacity to learn is a gift, the ability to learn a skill, the willingness to learn a choice. Dune HH

(in reply to MsLadySue)

Profile

Post #: 38

RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked - 10/7/2012 8:17:00 PM

PrincessJessieJ

Posts: 159
Joined: 7/3/2012
Status: offline

'Opinions are like assholes- everyone has one, and they all stink.' - my mother.

_____________________________

~*I'm a member of the Midnight Crew*~

Part time lipstick lesbian, part time butch, full time bitch.

(in reply to blacksword404)

Profile

Post #: 39

RE: Pearls of Wisdom - Advice Given & Asked - 10/8/2012 10:13:26 AM

culareD

Posts: 762
Joined: 8/16/2012
Status: offline

Never say never...

_____________________________

Member-at-Large, ProSubs"R"Us

Life is like a box of chocolates. Savor every bite.

The Butterfly Story

(in reply to PrincessJessieJ)

Profile

Post #: 40