RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing???

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NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 10:45:32 AM)
What would happen if fart slave accidentally got more than he bargained for? haha[:'(]

JanahX -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 10:46:39 AM)
The thought of this - just made me go and throw up.

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 10:49:05 AM)
Then he would be a victim of scatology[:D] quote: ORIGINAL: NiceButMeanGirl What would happen if fart slave accidentally got more than he bargained for? haha[:'(] Unleash the inner beast[:D]

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 10:51:32 AM)
Actually, I just thought of something really disgusting but I'm not sure I want to say it here. lol[:'(] NBMG

Rochsub2009 -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 10:55:17 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NiceButMeanGirl What would happen if fart slave accidentally got more than he bargained for? haha[:'(] Are you planning on sharting, NBMG? [:D]

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 10:56:56 AM)
I love that word Rochsub.

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 10:58:27 AM)
"Sharting!" lol lol

OttersSwim -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 11:02:09 AM)
OP should change his username to "Mr. Methane"

MissImmortalPain -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 12:19:38 PM)
There are times when I hate knowing the answer to a question. Putting aside that this is a rather funny topic and just answering the question...Yes, it is a thing. Flatulence in females is a big fetish for more men than are willing to admit to it. It is often given silly code names so people aren't just openly talking about it (buns in an oven, baked goods, hot tots, etc) don't ask me to explain it but I even have a sub that cheers when I pass gas. He swears it is amazing, puts women on the same level as men or something of that nature. If it helps at all the girls all report that this fetish seems to be something much younger men find more impressive than older men.

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 12:29:21 PM)
Maybe by the time the men get older, they realize that a fart is a fart is a fart & they're really not all that special. lol NBMG

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 12:31:05 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NiceButMeanGirl Maybe by the time the men get older, they realize that a fart is a fart is a fart & they're really not all that special. lol NBMG Nope completely wrong NBMG. As you get older you hope that a fart is a fart & NOT something special.

Rochsub2009 -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 12:37:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Ninebelowzero quote: ORIGINAL: NiceButMeanGirl Maybe by the time the men get older, they realize that a fart is a fart is a fart & they're really not all that special. lol NBMG Nope completely wrong NBMG. As you get older you hope that a fart is a fart & NOT something special. Yup. As you get older, you learn to "never trust a fart". Sharting is a common concern among the elderly.

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 12:42:23 PM)
Cough=shart Sneeze=shart fart=shart Happiness is a dry fart Bliss is a stiff shit.

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 12:42:43 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009 As you get older, you learn to "never trust a fart". Sharting is a common concern among the elderly. OMG, isn't that the truth!! I'm a nurse that works w/ the elderly. [:D] NBMG

Ninebelowzero -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 12:44:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NiceButMeanGirl quote: ORIGINAL: Rochsub2009 As you get older, you learn to "never trust a fart". Sharting is a common concern among the elderly. OMG, isn't that the truth!! I'm a nurse that works w/ the elderly. [:D] NBMG Got any vacancies?[:D]

LadyHibiscus -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 12:47:09 PM)
Oh dear. Just giggling helplessly. I laughed back then, too.

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 12:47:19 PM)
Baroana- I've heard from that guy half a dozen times over the years. Did you get the gassy mistress cartoons he's so proud of? I keep blocking/hiding him and he keeps coming back under other socks. Effing relentless. He must really like farts.

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/7/2012 12:47:51 PM)
lol

MissKittyDeVine -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/11/2012 2:09:50 PM)
I´m a vegetarian. Lots of beans and lentils in my diet. Maybe I should specialise [sm=evil.gif]

BurntKitty -> RE: Fart Slavery? Is that really a thing??? (10/11/2012 3:23:43 PM)
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