LookieNoNookie -> RE: Typical Romney Supporter (10/10/2012 5:14:18 PM)
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ORIGINAL: mnottertail https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Bzvm7zd4Z-s Lotsa folks posting this or that idiot who is for Obama, and pretending that it serves as the base. I will return you the favor. I no longer care who wins. After watching this video....I'm gonna vote for Romney. Before you make your decision, there are reasons to not vote for Romney, published by Snoop Lion (not his list, he just published it), including: quote:
#2, #6, & #10 This muthafuckfucka's name is Mitt. #3 Bitch got a dancing horse. #4 He a ho #8 He's a Morman but he ain't got no hoes Among the tried and true reasons to vote for Obama were: quote:
#2 He mad cool yo. #5 Michelle got a fat ass #6 He's BFF's with Jay-Z #8 We use the same hair clippers. #9 He smokes Newports. #7 He's hugged Beyonce before and sniffed her neck. I believe the choice here is clear, Lookie. If the aforementioned reasons don't strike home with you, don't ever forget that Obama can "hoop" and "got a jumper." Des....you've brought some excellent extremely valid points home that I feel I am remiss in having not considered on my own. I feel so small now, having not considered all the facts. I'm going to kill myself now. Well, maybe not kill myself exactly....more along the lines of starving myself for 45 days straight until I'm a skeletal heap. Okay....that's not realistic, I mean, donuts and Crown Royal and all....ok let's say I don't eat lunch and then.....don't have Crown Royal for like 2 days in a row. Okay....now that I think about it...that's just fucking insane....ok...let's try this....I won't eat lunch on July 27th, 2043 and.....I won't lick the cap of the Crown Royal bottle as I open it....ok....wait a second....that's just fucking stoooopit.....ok.....here's what I'm gonna do....I'm gonna buy a big bottle of Crown Royal for the guy who always holds a sign at the intersection of 8th and 405 that reads "who the hell am I kidding....I'm just gonna buy beer....gimme a buck would ya?". Yep...that's what I'm gonna do. (Gawd....it really helps to think this shit out carefully so I don't do something truly foolish!)
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