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Ninebelowzero -> Niney is God (10/13/2012 1:47:21 PM)
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Helping little sister today.
Not only is Oi blessed with devilish good looks, oodles of charm, huge balls & a schlong that porn stars would die for but I am a bloody genius.
A seized lawnmower was un seized (how the hell do I spell that shit?)using a hammer & brass rod down thew spark plug hole& liberal ammounts of vegatable oil. & then as the cylinder was full of greasy kids stuff I coated the spark plug (both ends with pencil lead) & filled the fuel tank withh Av gas & squirted the air inlet with Nitrous Oxide.
Fucker fired up 1st time & popped a wheelie.
Doubt it will do it again though.
Brunel eat yer heart out.
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