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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/24/2012 4:11:13 PM

punisher440

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Spiritedsub,please be careful uttering the word p_ _y[edited by me] for the one that longs to be someones p_ _y might suddenly appear.Like saying Beetlejuice three times in a row,the p_ _yboy might arise and fill the boards with more of his fantasies...

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/24/2012 4:20:59 PM

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Oh oh. Sounds like p__y is a field fraught with landmines unknown to newbies. Thanks for the warning!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/24/2012 4:29:30 PM

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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

Not so funny, but...

Hi im looking for a girl to wear pantyhose for me. Are you available now

I would have said..."Only if you supply a lifetime of them...especially the ones that make me uncomfortable."

So, Dusky are you available? Lol!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/24/2012 5:17:40 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: culareD

quote:

ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

Not so funny, but...

Hi im looking for a girl to wear pantyhose for me. Are you available now

I would have said..."Only if you supply a lifetime of them...especially the ones that make me uncomfortable."

So, Dusky are you available? Lol!

Absolutely, culare, bag is packed, plane tickets in pocket, brain out to lunch....

I'll tell ya what, just cause I like you so much, he's yours!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/24/2012 5:19:45 PM

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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

Found another:

would you care to be owned, dominated, spanked, slutted, shown off, have an intense long term D/s relationship?

Oh, now "slut" is a verb? I still haven't gotten over the metamorphosis of "impact", formerly a lovely simple noun. Now we are subject to being slutted. Gracious.

I know, can you believe it? Would that make me slutterly? Slutterlishous? Slutmeister? I've been sluttered by the best?

I mean, how can a girl resist such gallant courting and charm?! Clearly, the guy's a keeper, no?!

Gawd help me. And they ask me why I drink!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/24/2012 5:32:14 PM

Duskypearls

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mmmm a very pretty little sub :)

What am I, a tasty little morsel?!

Then there's this:

are you available for use RIGHT NOW

And then there's the classic:

what would it take to get you to put a cigarette out on me below the belt?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/24/2012 6:10:18 PM

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Here's a gem:

i can be in dallas to night if u can use me

I must have been in a nice mood, because I didn't give him a phony address and send him on a wild goose chase, as I could have done

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/25/2012 8:41:46 AM

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ORIGINAL: Bemyprize

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ORIGINAL: TNDommeK

Oh wow, speaking of..I just got this one:

"I want to talk about you being my woman"

My response: "I'll ask my husband and see what he says about it. Or you could just read my profile, that always helps."

I love your pic of the hands and rings, ... Do you have one with more detail? I take it that is you and yours??

Thank you very much, I think that is the only one we took like that. Yes that is Me, the Hubs, and the girls.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/25/2012 10:09:42 AM

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Here is my favorite this morning, offered with no editing:

does the lawers stay at the office? just sayin

Are the men who've been reading this thread surprised by the content (loosely defined) of the messages some women receive?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/25/2012 12:30:52 PM

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Spirit, that's exactly my point. Most fellas have not idea what we go through.

If I had known we would one day begin this thread, I'd have been saving all the really horrible ones somewhere. Unfortunately, they were so disturbing, I immediately deleted them. Now wish I didn't.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/25/2012 9:33:40 PM

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here are some golden nuggets:

"would love to see you naked" (second pic is of me pretty much naked)

"what kind of kink?" (why not take a look at the list i took the time to make?)

"u did this [penis pic attached]" (yeah, like i haven't seen dozens of unsolicited penis pictures today)

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/27/2012 4:01:57 PM

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Clueless Idiot #7433:

Hi there!

I am a 57 year old man who is naturally dominant, daddy type, looking for submissive female near my area for meetings and frequent playtimes. I am not looking for a one time thing, just someone who likes to play regularly. I look for someone who is sexy, and intelligent with a kinky submissive side. I like a woman who is not afraid to say what she enjoys, and is willing to try new things too. I am very organized, disciplined, clean and neat, and I look for someone who is the same. So, if you are looking for someone who likes to play, is discreet, and wants to have fun, especially a little kinky fun, then get in touch with me. You can usually find me on IM chat when I am online, so don't hesitate to contact me. Hope to hear from you very soon........

I am very kinky, dominant , strict, controlling dom. I feel superior and enjoy taking total control , i love my cock being licked and sucked, I live a normal life outside my fetish lifestyle and i prefer to keep it that way, secretive that is, I love to be pleased, use you as my slut toy , little dog , to service my cock constantly, leash and collar you, have you walk around on your fours, take you out in public for use. In all i dream of owning a slave that will be totally submissive, obedient and never doubt or question me ever. take me as your owner

Me:

And exactly why do you think a Domme who isn't even looking would be interested in your little scenario? I strongly suggest that you learn to read profiles, dude!

Nothing further from Clueless Idiot #7433.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/27/2012 4:04:40 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

Here is my favorite this morning, offered with no editing:

does the lawers stay at the office? just sayin

Are the men who've been reading this thread surprised by the content (loosely defined) of the messages some women receive?

Nope. Matter of fact I think you folks are filtering out the most blatantly obnoxious ones.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/27/2012 4:07:36 PM

MysticFireTopaz

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Kana

quote:

ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

Here is my favorite this morning, offered with no editing:

does the lawers stay at the office? just sayin

Are the men who've been reading this thread surprised by the content (loosely defined) of the messages some women receive?

Nope. Matter of fact I think you folks are filtering out the most blatantly obnoxious ones.

Definitely. There are a couple I got recently that I reported that I won't share in the interests of human decency.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/27/2012 4:29:59 PM

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When I was new here I didn't believe how bad it was. So this switch I knew set up a profile, slapped a pretty pic of her in it, wrote something along the lines of "Sweet innocent schoolgirl seeks brutal Daddy" in it, and then gave me the password.
I was stunned at the response. Literally 1000 emails within 24 hours. Most were rude, bigoted, sexually demeaning as well as demanding, arrogant, ego-filled, deluded, disconnected from reality (The 500 lb guy with no teeth and terrible hygiene who thinks he's Gods gift to women) misogynistic, and those were only the ones that were properly spelled and not one liners.
After that experience, I'm shocked that any woman on here will date any man, much less begin to trust them enough to surrender to them. If I were a gal, I'da gone lesbian faster than you can say, 1,2,3.
Men would have terrified me, and with good cause. It ain't pretty when a world full of strangers vomit their deepest darkest worst sides on someone.

So Kudos to you gals who stuck around and continued to dig through the swine and sewage seeking a pearl amongst the feces. You have my utmost respect. I tip my hat to you all

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/27/2012 4:37:35 PM

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ORIGINAL: Kana

When I was new here I didn't believe how bad it was. So this switch I knew set up a profile, slapped a pretty pic of her in it, wrote something along the lines of "Sweet innocent schoolgirl seeks brutal Daddy" in it, and then gave me the password.
I was stunned at the response. Literally 1000 emails within 24 hours. Most were rude, bigoted, sexually demeaning as well as demanding, arrogant, ego-filled, deluded, disconnected from reality (The 500 lb guy with no teeth and terrible hygiene who thinks he's Gods gift to women) misogynistic, and those were only the ones that were properly spelled and not one liners.
After that experience, I'm shocked that any woman on here will date any man, much less begin to trust them enough to surrender to them. If I were a gal, I'da gone lesbian faster than you can say, 1,2,3.
Men would have terrified me, and with good cause. It ain't pretty when a world full of strangers vomit their deepest darkest worst sides on someone.

So Kudos to you gals who stuck around and continued to dig through the swine and sewage seeking a pearl amongst the feces. You have my utmost respect. I tip my hat to you all

What you did is something I've suggested to a number of men already, because I could tell that a lot of men just have no idea of what the women here experience. It made me glad I put my true age on my profile; because of it I think I get less of the yuck that younger women get. And that the response to your experiment shocked YOU is worth volumes!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/27/2012 4:37:47 PM

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ORIGINAL: Kana

After that experience, I'm shocked that any woman on here will date any man, much less begin to trust them enough to surrender to them. If I were a gal, I'da gone lesbian faster than you can say, 1,2,3.
Men would have terrified me, and with good cause.

That's funny.. twice in my life I have wished I was a lesbian.. but unfortunately I am not..

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/27/2012 4:47:02 PM

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Hey, I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/27/2012 5:06:29 PM

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.....Him: wanna meet?
Me: not particularly
Him: oh go on
Me: why should I meet you?
Him: well, lets think. Your on a kink sight. Your a slave. I'm a master. Now does it make sense?
Me: not really.
Him: hmmm I think you need someone to tell you what to do because your not very decisive or very smart. Come and meet me. Today.
Me: It's "you're", not "your". The apostrophe in you're indicates (in this instance) a contraction. You mean 'you are', and the apostrophe replaces the 'a'. A placeholder, if you like.
Him: Smartass bitch. You will go upstairs, dress in your shortest skirt, hightest heels, tightest top. No underwear. Then get in your car and drive to *location about 150 miles away*. Do it now slut.
Me: I can't go upstairs. I live in a bungalow. I don't have a car, I take the bus. Can I have the bus fare please?
Him: I will come to you, bitch. Prepare to be punished for your insolents.
Me: It's 'insolence'. A lot of people make the 'ts' sounds the same as 'ce' mistake. Don't worry though, I'm sure you'll get it right next time.
Him: why are you being such a bitch? I will collar you and make you mine. You have no say. If you are a slave you will do as your told.
Me: Oh dear, the old you're/your mistake again. And I'm not being a bitch, I'm being honest and answering your questions. Don't like the answers? Then don't ask such stupid questions!
Him: Your not a slave! You should change your label to bottom.
Me: I am too a slave! And it's "you're". You got it wrong again, silly!
Him: Who said you were a slave?
Me: Master did. Did you read my profile, Einstein? ....

Priceless. I will always love you, but I bet you are a lot less "insolents" in "hightest heels">. What is that, flammable shoes?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 10/27/2012 5:11:51 PM

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OMG, RS, that's pitiful!

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