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Kana -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/8/2012 6:00:02 AM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer

Stop grovelling, Greedy. [;)]

Hey, a slave has to practice sometime!



GreedyTop -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/8/2012 6:02:19 AM)

you mean all the times I've been on my knees trying to retrieve Cat toys from under the sofa wasn't enough practice, Kana?? 



Kana -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/8/2012 9:56:36 AM)


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ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

you mean all the times I've been on my knees trying to retrieve Cat toys from under the sofa wasn't enough practice, Kana?? 

Only when the Feline Gods are sitting atop said couch, staring condescendingly down at your menial human bipedal self as you stoop and crawl to do their bidding.


(Not that I would know anything about that!)



GreedyTop -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/8/2012 10:03:46 AM)

Pfft.  I've been doing this retrieval stuff since I could toddle.  The hierarchy of the Cats was always plain to me, based on who LUXURIATED on top of the sofa, who lounged on the sofa seat, and who was on the floor with me.

Yes, I am a lifelong Catservant.



GreedyTop -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/8/2012 10:07:44 AM)

oh, and my last response to the "want to get to know you" guy (who next message asked for more pics because he wants a cat pet to "have purring in my lap every gift" - WTFF???)

"
Ok, the less than subtle but not absolutely blunt replies are obviously not working.

1: I am not looking, as is clearly stated in my profile several times.
2: I do not send pics to random strangers (and yes, you are a random stranger).
3: I have no idea what is meant by "in my lap every gift". I suggest learning to proofread.
4: in case it is not clear by now, NO, I have no desire to 'chat more'.
5: If you truly were interested in getting to know me, you would have followed the plainly stated "CLUE" in my profile.
6: Oh, and you are geographically undesirable."



Kana -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/8/2012 10:31:54 AM)

Funny stuff. I was at home yesterday and suggested in jest that my cock could use some stroking.
So what happens?
A kitty promptly jumps up and started dancing on my crotch.
The female friend I was with laughed and laughed and laughed.
Meanwhile, I had to say, "Well, at least I got some pussy!"



GreedyTop -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/8/2012 10:45:19 AM)

*snort*

careful what ya ask for, Kana!! Being a sadist, you should know that axiom well!! 



Duskypearls -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/9/2012 12:41:54 AM)

Third time I've gotten this:

Hello, do you like to wear turtlenecks and turtleneck sweaters? Darwin :)



coldslayer -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/9/2012 12:46:14 AM)

lmao. gawd turtle necks are an abomination to fashion. for the life of me i cant figure out why they exist... other than hiding ligature marks and hickies but thats what cute scarves are for. Unuacceptable unless handicapped, disabled, or living in poverty.



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/9/2012 9:50:02 AM)

Another one from a clueless non-profile reader:

Hi, I'm seeking a couple that wants to dominate me and order me around.

Me:

Well, then you're going to have to look elsewhere, aren't you? Where exactly in my profile does it say anything about my being part of a couple? Suggest you seek out couples profiles, since that's the only thing you are interested in, and not waste the time of others.

Have a great day.



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/9/2012 4:43:55 PM)

This one cracked me up today:

"Oh well. Take care of yourself. Goodbye."

From a guy who had never messaged me before.



OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/9/2012 5:44:56 PM)

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ORIGINAL: coldslayer
Unuacceptable unless handicapped, disabled, or living in poverty.


Yeah, I guess I'm disabled, handicapped and poverty level. (We'll have to ignore the parts where there was a private school, debutante, getting a B.A in 2.5 years and Mensa)

I grew up in New England and love turtle necks.



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/9/2012 11:21:06 PM)

One of the oddest messages I've received in a while. He apparently is referring to the Mystic Fire Topaz gemstone in my profile:

hope that stone isnt someones past away grandmother ? ,,heard they were doing that these days

I assured him that it certainly was not.



Duskypearls -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/9/2012 11:46:34 PM)


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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

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ORIGINAL: coldslayer
Unuacceptable unless handicapped, disabled, or living in poverty.


Yeah, I guess I'm disabled, handicapped and poverty level. (We'll have to ignore the parts where there was a private school, debutante, getting a B.A in 2.5 years and Mensa)

I grew up in New England and love turtle necks.



Hey Oside, if the bold was said by and about you, maybe you want I should connect you with Darwin, my turtle neck loving loser?



littlewonder -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/9/2012 11:59:37 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

One of the oddest messages I've received in a while. He apparently is referring to the Mystic Fire Topaz gemstone in my profile:

hope that stone isnt someones past away grandmother ? ,,heard they were doing that these days

I assured him that it certainly was not.


That's just creepy. I mean...wtf makes that even go through someone's mind when they see a precious gem? I mean, the first thing I think when I see one is oooohhhh....pretty! I want one!

And most guys are thinking "I hope she doesn't see that and expect me to buy it for her!" [:D]



searching4mysir -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/10/2012 5:42:09 AM)

Got this gem the other day from a "male submissive":


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searching4mysir, i am a blue ball slave that has been ordered by my Mistress to bring myself to the edge or bring myself to the point of cumming and then stop. i must ask each Female on this site to bring myself to the edge of cumming then stop. i must edge or else i will receive a penis whipping. Sorry about that. i also have been told to ask each girl if i can edge to their breast size. It is part of my humiliation training. Please forgive me for this question but i edge to Your breast size? Mistress has added a new piece to the task. i must ask each Lady how much rest time in-between each edge? i must ask for 5, 10, or 15 seconds? Also now i have to ask each Female how long to hold the edge 90, or 120 seconds each. Please reply i must complete this new task. Please be kind Your breast are very large and very very nice. i do hope You let me worship them. Please let me know. Thank You for Your time.



Since he is a BINGO square at FetLife's RtS my reply was (of course) "B-I-N-G-O"



Surprising. He read it but never responded. *shrugs shoulders*



OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/10/2012 8:13:03 AM)


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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls


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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

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ORIGINAL: coldslayer
Unuacceptable unless handicapped, disabled, or living in poverty.


Yeah, I guess I'm disabled, handicapped and poverty level. (We'll have to ignore the parts where there was a private school, debutante, getting a B.A in 2.5 years and Mensa)

I grew up in New England and love turtle necks.



Hey Oside, if the bold was said by and about you, maybe you want I should connect you with Darwin, my turtle neck loving loser?


I do love turtlenecks, especially when skiing. But, honestly, I've never been into guys that fetishize any clothing. I mean I love my corset and think it's sexy....but if I was with some guy that starting panting hard over the corset and not what's in it.....I would lose interest very fast.



absolutchocolat -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/10/2012 9:08:06 AM)

i know exactly who this person is. hits me up from different accounts on saturday nights. my response every time?

"save your money for a therapist." then i get blocked by whatever account they're using. loads of fun.

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ORIGINAL: DomMeinCT


Got this one this afternoon.....I'm actually more offended by the lack of capitalization and punctuation:

ill pay you to pee on my face




needlesandpins -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/10/2012 10:16:10 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Duskypearls

Third time I've gotten this:

Hello, do you like to wear turtlenecks and turtleneck sweaters? Darwin :)


oh the irony there.....darwin with no evolution

needles



MysticFireTopaz -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (12/10/2012 7:17:50 PM)

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ORIGINAL: littlewonder


quote:

ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz

One of the oddest messages I've received in a while. He apparently is referring to the Mystic Fire Topaz gemstone in my profile:

hope that stone isnt someones past away grandmother ? ,,heard they were doing that these days

I assured him that it certainly was not.


That's just creepy. I mean...wtf makes that even go through someone's mind when they see a precious gem? I mean, the first thing I think when I see one is oooohhhh....pretty! I want one!

And most guys are thinking "I hope she doesn't see that and expect me to buy it for her!" [:D]


Yes, very creepy indeed. I do get the occasional message about the gemstone, sometimes saying it's pretty, other times asking questions about it, like what type of gemstone it is. This is the first time I've ever gotten that question, though.



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