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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/13/2013 2:55:46 PM

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Logic would lead me to the following response:

An interest in watersports. Which I don't have.

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ORIGINAL: DomMeinCT

Almost like clockwork, I got SIX of this identical message in the space of 2 minutes:

what would it take to get you to tie me up and piss all over my face?

He pops up fairly regularly every few months, usually on a Friday.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/13/2013 4:13:41 PM

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For the comedy factor, check this one out:

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Greetings, Have you ever been fooled by a submissive male before?Have you been lied and cheated? If so, you are not alone, I have been too. That is why I started a new matchmaking business along with my submissive partner Matt in 2009. So far we have matched up 23 Dom/sub couples all around the UK, US and Canada. Through our website, we take applications and do background checks from SLAVES and then we match them up with Dominants on sites like Collarme and F*****. We DO NOT charge the Dominants, we charge the slaves. We are proud to note that we ONLY accept slaves who are financially independent and over the age of 25 and under 65, in most cases they have a university degree. Some however have diplomas only. We presently have 96 background checked SLAVES from London England to Nova Scotia, Canada to Texas. Your very own slave could be one of them. How does the process work? if you are interested, please email us back and we can facilitate a conversation for you. We are honest, as I am a dominant mistress myself, we charge them $200 per an introduction. This ensures that these SLAVES are serious about finding their Mistress to serve. We also have telephone number of two of their relatives, hence if for some reason they have lied to you and you can prove that, we have the option of revealing their inner most secrets: So those slaves have a lot to lose, as it should be. Basically, my specialization is bringing authentic slaves to your feet, so I do the work for you, it is free for you and charged for the slave (as it should be!) Thank you and I hope to hear from you. Mistress AXXXXXXXXX of Vancouver, BC.

I might have to save this one, rather than report it, so the next time folks are complaining about fin kink and what not, I could show them this fantastic service instead.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/13/2013 4:18:45 PM

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We also have telephone number of two of their relatives, hence if for some reason they have lied to you and you can prove that, we have the option of revealing their inner most secrets: So those slaves have a lot to lose, as it should be.

So, basically, they're essentially using blackmail as a threat to their paying customers. I think I'd be reporting that email and profile.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/13/2013 5:14:48 PM

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Arr, that it is, lass. And 'tis a grand day I'll be having >arrr<, since th' general populace be farr havin' no idee why it is I be parlayin' in this manner that way to them scurvy dogs. Arr.

Ahoy! They don't know what they be missin'. It's grand fun, even fer landlubbers!! Arr!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/13/2013 6:42:14 PM

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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

For the comedy factor, check this one out:

From:
goddessXXXXXXXX

Basically, my specialization is bringing authentic slaves to your feet, so I do the work for you,

Huh? We have to WORK to get good slaves to our feet?!

I must have missed the memo.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/14/2013 5:17:50 AM

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Ha ha ha!

This is too funny. I almost wish he'd message me again so I could reply like a pirate.

Arrrr, I be in the market for some spicy lub me varmint...

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/14/2013 9:10:35 AM

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Good Luck be with ya on yer wish bein granted, Lassie!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/18/2013 6:38:48 AM

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Someone telling me not to lose the weight, that I am hot!

Should I answer him back? LOL!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/18/2013 3:22:14 PM

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that is funny.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/19/2013 2:07:08 AM

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just curious...
then why are you?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/20/2013 9:06:48 AM

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Keeping in mind that my profile says: "Just here for the forums"

NOTIFICATION : As online master for collarme.com recently I have noticed your presence.

Through experience I see in you the sub potential I seek for online attention and consideration. Message me and acknowledge as I want to talk to you further. Master Char

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/20/2013 2:56:21 PM

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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

Keeping in mind that my profile says: "Just here for the forums"

NOTIFICATION : As online master for collarme.com recently I have noticed your presence.

Through experience I see in you the sub potential I seek for online attention and consideration. Message me and acknowledge as I want to talk to you further. Master Char

What a dork!!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/20/2013 5:04:00 PM

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Keeping in mind that my profile says: "Just here for the forums"

NOTIFICATION : As online master for collarme.com recently I have noticed your presence.

Through experience I see in you the sub potential I seek for online attention and consideration. Message me and acknowledge as I want to talk to you further. Master Char

It's cheesy the way he tried to make it sound "official" by saying he was an online master for collarme.com. Like there's some kind of official site wide category for wankers.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/20/2013 6:09:30 PM

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I don't know if this qualifies as funny or just pathetic:

First contact:

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Lick my dirty asshole.

This was his response when I told him to fuck off.

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That'a girl. I'd strap you into a device that elevates your mouth in the perfect position for me to squat down over your face and shit down your throat. You know your place is on your hands and knees serving your male superiors.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/20/2013 6:11:37 PM

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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

I don't know if this qualifies as funny or just pathetic:

First contact:

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Lick my dirty asshole.

This was his response when I told him to fuck off.

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That'a girl. I'd strap you into a device that elevates your mouth in the perfect position for me to squat down over your face and shit down your throat. You know your place is on your hands and knees serving your male superiors.

^^^+1 for full-on pathetic.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/20/2013 8:30:25 PM

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Another guy still living in mom's basement.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/20/2013 11:58:51 PM

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I'm pretty confident that each and every one of the sub females here would wipe the floor with him and his wanky fantasy.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/21/2013 8:54:34 AM

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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

I don't know if this qualifies as funny or just pathetic:

First contact:

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Lick my dirty asshole.

This was his response when I told him to fuck off.

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That'a girl. I'd strap you into a device that elevates your mouth in the perfect position for me to squat down over your face and shit down your throat. You know your place is on your hands and knees serving your male superiors.

^^^+1 for full-on pathetic.

I agree, he does seem a little excessive, hmmm?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/21/2013 9:10:16 AM

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fast reply

He sounds exactly like the loser who was troll posting on the "male superiority" thread until they moderated him.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 9/21/2013 10:19:04 AM

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fast reply

He sounds exactly like the loser who was troll posting on the "male superiority" thread until they moderated him.

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