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Hi,

Do you know where I can score weed?

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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

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ORIGINAL: searching4mysir

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ORIGINAL: DomMeinCT

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ORIGINAL: searching4mysir

FR

Received this gem last night from a guy whose username says they are looking for a BBW:

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You're a fat, stupid cow... Get off your fat ass, get some exercise, and stop eating cake all day...you cunt

I get those from him too, about once a month. He also berates me for being on my computer.
I remind him that I work at home and make a good living, so he should be jealous sitting in his mother's basement.

Awww...he didn't want to come out and play...he "deleted unread".

Probably the same guy I got about a year ago. I told him that I found him very sad because he has to insult random people that have done nothing to him...to make himself feel better.

He's never contacted me again.

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Master ***** provides a collar for behind closed doors and an expensive watch to be worn in public....

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ORIGINAL: MistressDarkArt

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ORIGINAL: MissToYouRedux

A "classic" from a 58 year old guy who should know better: "wanna see my PENIS" [8|]

I suppose asking first is progress. [:D]

I might have replied: nope, wanna see mine? [8D]

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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

I aint giving you no 25 bucks and you have no need of higher wags.  Your tongue wags enough and not in the right spots. Take that out of there, I didn't write that.

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ORIGINAL: Shininglight23

ABOUT ME

This is where I sell myself, I imagine, lol.

Female friends have called me good looking and very sensual. I'm an inch under six feet, 209 lbs, with eyes of deep blue and wavy medium brown hair (cut stylishly, I might add!) equally proportionate in measurements; angular facial features; fair featured but not freckled. Oh, and well developed chest and wide shoulders. Happy now? *laugh* Oh yeah, 43 SWM here.

I have explored many fantasies and overall, I like being dominant and her being submissive and even something of a lady in public and a whore in the bedroom. If you like being told what to do, as well as feeling mentally and physically dominated yet kept safe, you may like me. If you like me talking dirty to you and having you repeat it until it turns you on, you may like me. If you like it when I spank your ass and breasts until your hot tight pussy is wet as a dripping sponge and you like the idea of my SEVEN INCH tip oozing PULSATING COCK going into your mouth, you may like me. If you like the idea of me fucking your ass while I reach around and squeeze your breasts . .. maybe even PINCH the nipples as you climax? . .. then you may like me. If you like the idea of looking pretty and sexy for me, you may like me. If you like the idea of me slamming it home while you experience your fourth orgasm in blissful ripples, you may like me. If you like the idea of me coming home to our place, pushing you down to your knees and forcing my cock, you may like me. If you like the idea of having my hand behind your head while I force my cock in and out of your mouth as you suck like a good girl, you may like me. If you want me to be your big bad daddy, you may like me (nothing incestual intended really). If you like me being in charge, you may like me. If you like the idea of giving yourself over to a man you can trust without being hurt, you may like me.

I literally have no idea how to respond. Wow... just wow.

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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

OMG ! I saved my best one.
Keep in mind. We exchanged ONE message.
This is long. But WORTH IT!!

Time to move ahead:

I want you to come down and spend the day with me. Upon meeting I will will place on you my collar of consideration. You, of course have the right to refuse. After that, we will discuss terms, likes and dislikes, commitment and everything in between. Understand that when I offer a collar my sub is naked and kneeling and asking in earnest for it to be placed upon her neck.

My Consideration collar is a simple silver chain. After three months and all goes as we hoped it would I will place a heavier gold chain upon you signifying our commitment to each other. Within a month after that an inscribed locket of gold is attached to the chain as it bares my initials.
We will eventually have a ceremony as we determine it should be.

I am all the things about which you have written and more. You will be in the best of hands, I assure you.

I expect you here at !:00 pm on the dot. I will give you $25.00 to offset you travel expense.

I can get you working almost immediately if you will work for between $200 to $300 per week to start. I know you are worth much more, but we'll need time to steer you in another direction. If we decide to cohabitate your need for a higher wags will diminish unless it is decide it would be best for you emotionally to work.

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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

hello do you have any children

From a "Dom" whose user ID indicates he wants a mother and daughter together. I feel the need for a very long shower [:'(]

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ORIGINAL: lizi

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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

OMG ! I saved my best one.
Keep in mind. We exchanged ONE message.
This is long. But WORTH IT!!

Time to move ahead:

I want you to come down and spend the day with me. Upon meeting I will will place on you my collar of consideration. You, of course have the right to refuse. After that, we will discuss terms, likes and dislikes, commitment and everything in between. Understand that when I offer a collar my sub is naked and kneeling and asking in earnest for it to be placed upon her neck.

My Consideration collar is a simple silver chain. After three months and all goes as we hoped it would I will place a heavier gold chain upon you signifying our commitment to each other. Within a month after that an inscribed locket of gold is attached to the chain as it bares my initials.
We will eventually have a ceremony as we determine it should be.

I am all the things about which you have written and more. You will be in the best of hands, I assure you.

I expect you here at !:00 pm on the dot. I will give you $25.00 to offset you travel expense.

I can get you working almost immediately if you will work for between $200 to $300 per week to start. I know you are worth much more, but we'll need time to steer you in another direction. If we decide to cohabitate your need for a higher wags will diminish unless it is decide it would be best for you emotionally to work.

Groan. Write him and tell him that CastleRealm is dead and gone.
I like the tricky way he worked into this that you were going to get the consideration collar pretty much as soon as you met, and oh, by the way, you have to be naked to get it. Hahahahaha…..
Such smoothness [:'(]

But wait! He's not done yet! As a free gift along with getting to boink you immediately, he gets you for slave labor! $200 a week is $5 an hour for God's sake….!! What the hell? I like the justification he gives for the shit wages. Funniest thing about all of it is that he thinks no one can see what he's doing. [:-] What a maroon...

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ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

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ORIGINAL: Shininglight23

ABOUT ME

This is where I sell myself, I imagine, lol.

Female friends have called me good looking and very sensual. I'm an inch under six feet, 209 lbs, with eyes of deep blue and wavy medium brown hair (cut stylishly, I might add!) equally proportionate in measurements; angular facial features; fair featured but not freckled. Oh, and well developed chest and wide shoulders. Happy now? *laugh* Oh yeah, 43 SWM here.

............................ you like the idea of my SEVEN INCH tip oozing PULSATING COCK going into your mouth,...............
I literally have no idea how to respond. Wow... just wow.

Is he the Jeff Foxworthy of Domliness???? "If you're a really stupid, naive idiot , you may like me"