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GreedyTop -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (6/28/2014 8:08:26 AM)

from a femdom:
"hi baby"

me: Seriously?




Ladytisha -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (6/28/2014 8:38:42 AM)

Here's one I keep getting, Hi, Would you like to see this bitch fuck his peephole with a toothbrush....




mnottertail -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (6/28/2014 8:43:28 AM)

which is the peephole, the mouth, the ass or the end of the...........errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........cant say it. Not me.




Ladytisha -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (6/28/2014 8:47:45 AM)

I didn't ask any questions just the thought made me hurt. I couldn't figure out what about that he thought would be a turn on




GreedyTop -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (6/29/2014 5:47:39 AM)

him: i wanna knock u up

me: Well, since I am menopausal, I'd suggest finding someone who still is pre-menopausal. I would also, if I were you, find a better opening line than the one you are using.




InHisHeart -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (6/29/2014 6:11:16 AM)

I guess I'm not perv material which is fine by me. I was sent 2 youtube videos of Christian songs, I'm assuming because of my name. I told him I'm not Christian or religious in any sense and my name refers to in my Dom's heart, not some god's heart.




GreedyTop -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (6/29/2014 7:00:58 AM)

or maybe they were trying to convert you?




MissKittyDeVine -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (6/29/2014 8:18:15 AM)

All femdoms know that God's a woman anyway.




smileforme50 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/1/2014 4:41:34 PM)

This is the most recent message I've gotten and brings up a question I always want to ask:

"the mindset of a slave is amazing, but it does not happen till the special bell in your mind has rung. It consists of total trust, total joy knowing your safe, and knowing that your Master will always ensure your safety.

once that occurs, being a slave is a totally rewarding life."


A question for all the subs/slaves....especially female subs/slaves out there.....am I the only one out here who gets a bit miffed by a Dom telling me how rewarding and fulfilling the life of a slave is when they have never been one themselves?? How the f*** do they know how "rewarding" it is if they've never been in the position? And if they HAVE ever been a slave to another, and it's SO rewarding.....why aren't they STILL a slave?

(hopping down from my soapbox)




GreedyTop -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/2/2014 1:43:29 AM)


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ORIGINAL: smileforme50

This is the most recent message I've gotten and brings up a question I always want to ask:

"the mindset of a slave is amazing, but it does not happen till the special bell in your mind has rung. It consists of total trust, total joy knowing your safe, and knowing that your Master will always ensure your safety.

once that occurs, being a slave is a totally rewarding life."


A question for all the subs/slaves....especially female subs/slaves out there.....am I the only one out here who gets a bit miffed by a Dom telling me how rewarding and fulfilling the life of a slave is when they have never been one themselves?? How the f*** do they know how "rewarding" it is if they've never been in the position? And if they HAVE ever been a slave to another, and it's SO rewarding.....why aren't they STILL a slave?

(hopping down from my soapbox)



No no no... the salient thing here is DO YOU KNOW YOUR SAFE??

Personally, I have a small Sentry safe that I know quite well, although I don't experience total joy with it. I'd like to get acquainted with a larger Barska biometric one, though. Not that I have anything that valuable, I just like that biometric thing! GADGETS!!! Maybe THAT would bring the total joy of knowing my safe?




freedomdwarf1 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/2/2014 2:01:20 AM)


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ORIGINAL: smileforme50
....How the f*** do they know how "rewarding" it is if they've never been in the position?

I always find this sort of reasoning/question rather irksome.

I know for sure it's gonna hurt (and probably kill me) if I get run over by a bus.
But do I need to actually experience it to know that??
No! I don't! [:D]

For someone of a slave's nature, to be able to completely avoid the everyday life choices and decisions and have someone else take that responsibility, would indeed be quite rewarding. And to have that dominant also be trusted to keep you safe and make good decisions for both of you adds cream on the cake.




smileforme50 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/2/2014 2:35:31 PM)

LOL.....thanks GT....I needed that! [sm=smile.gif]

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ORIGINAL: freedomdwarf1


quote:

ORIGINAL: smileforme50
....How the f*** do they know how "rewarding" it is if they've never been in the position?

I always find this sort of reasoning/question rather irksome.

I know for sure it's gonna hurt (and probably kill me) if I get run over by a bus.
But do I need to actually experience it to know that??
No! I don't! [:D]

For someone of a slave's nature, to be able to completely avoid the everyday life choices and decisions and have someone else take that responsibility, would indeed be quite rewarding. And to have that dominant also be trusted to keep you safe and make good decisions for both of you adds cream on the cake.



First....Comparing this to being run over by a bus is apples and oranges. It doesn't matter whether you're a sub, slave, or dom, reptile or mammal....EVERYBODY is going to be hurt (and possible killed) if they are run over by a bus. What we are talking about here is a very small part of the human population....slaves. Despite what a lot of dominants think, every slave is unique in their own way.

Personally ....I know quite a few slaves who do NOT avoid their everyday life choices, and don't WANT to avoid them. Just because you want to devote yourself to someone else as a their slave doesn't automatically mean that you want to check out mentally and never have any responsibility ever again. That would not be fulfilling to me at all.

Myself? To be able to completely avoid the everyday life choices and decisions and have someone else take that responsibility, would NOT be quite rewarding at all....not in the least. For me, the fulfillment I would get from being a slave would be from knowing that I have brought extra comfort and happiness to someone I care about very deeply. It has NOTHING to do with wanting to avoid responsibility and decisions.

Second....How about a reality check? My beef with dominants who say things like this one did in that email is that they make it sound like being a slave is going to be all sugar and roses. Anybody who has any grasp of reality knows that life is NOT like that whether you are a slave, sub, dom or vanilla. Life is filled with good days and bad days no matter how you decide to live your life. Even if it is the lifestyle that brings you the most fulfillment, becoming a slave isn't going to suddenly transport you into some world of magical nonstop, fulfillment.

Edited because my laptop has a touchy touch pad....




CreativeDominant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/10/2014 8:36:32 AM)

Gotta love touchy touch pads!!




CreativeDominant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/10/2014 9:05:52 AM)

From a fem sub: too bad the vulnerability expressed in your profile reveals you to not be a real Dominant.


I'm not? Well...damn!




GreedyTop -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/10/2014 9:55:22 AM)

WARNING: WALL O TEXT. I think I have removed all references to the user's name but I may have missed something (as I said - WALL O' TEXT):

Hello and greetings to you, Forgive my intrusion into your inbox but I wish to inform you about who and what I am and also what I have to offer to a dominant person, couple, family are corporate business. I wish to make the following points: I am a submissive person who has a particular unusual vocation and is possessed of a slave like mindset. I have known since early childhood that I was radically different from my peers. I believe myself to be naturally inferior to certain people whom nature has designated superior. I have a deep rooted need to be looked down upon has a servile nonentity by those superiors. Exposure to freedom actually pollutes my psyche and depletes my natural submission. I have always been a loner by deliberate choice and am an only offspring. I have no divided loyalties to interfere with my focused servitude my parents are deceased. I have antecedent experience of being in a TPE association backed by legal documents. I am a responsible submissive who will costs nothing to keep and maintain. I pay my own way in terms of my board and lodging and utility bills share. I can work long hours without receiving any remuneration whatsoever. I need one are more dominant superior individuals who want and need what I offer. It is essential that they will treat me in a strict manner and maintain my enforced submission. They must know that those like me are never to be treated has free people only has a chattel. I must be devoid of any human rights are personal freedom for it to be meaningful. Some people have copied part are the whole of my profile. I have come across over 60 such profiles identical are partially identical in whole paragraphs to mine. Please excuse me but since we have not yet met and been introduced I do not know your name and few use their real names in lifestyle websites for security reasons. I have nothing to hide and everything to be proud of but that is just my own personal opinion and just like assholes everyone has one. I am a cautious person having learned about and experienced the often hidden dangers lurking on the internet and the various criminal parasites that make a living from the gullible who use the internet and in particular the lifestyle websites. I never give out my personal details to strangers on initial contact and wait until trust has been firmly established before doing so. Any person who “demands” that I sent them photographs are other personal identity information are frankly, wasting their time with me because they will get absolutely nowhere except for the block mechanism on the website. Few people who inhabit lifestyle websites are in factual reality lifestyle oriented. The majority are various species of human parasite trawling for victims. They include: Identity thieves, website photograph collectors, confidence tricksters, blackmailers, law enforcement entrapment agents, human resource managers, behavioural psychologists, freeloaders and many other similar human parasite types seeking to perpetrate ill will and evil deeds upon people. I genuinely have much to offer and am multi skilled. I seek to dedicate myself completely and so surrender myself unconditionally and have one am more others direct me and make any and all decisions for and on my behalf. I invite you to kindly view my profile which explains more fully what I offer in terms of skills and servitude. I believe in paying my way and not in being a drain on my owner’s resources. I am no free riding opportunist. I would therefore pay my own board and lodging and utility bill share and continue with paying my own fully comprehensive insurance policies. To summarize, I seek to genuinely serve and obey within a legal power exchange enactment and not to be any hindrance to my future owner but to hopefully enhance their lives through my devoted service without it costing them money. I want them to ultimately depend upon my service and grow to need it. I want and need to serve so all benefit but the owner more so obviously. There may be a problem on and off with accessing my profile. I do not know why but if you have a problem then let me know and I will forward it to you directly. I possess antecedent experience of being in a legal power exchange and details about that are near the end of my profile. WHAT I OFFER: I have acquired several work skills that are tailored for service and domestic housekeeping in particular. General Handyman: I have obtained knowledge and skills of electric wiring installation and maintenance and bathroom plumbing and pipe fitting, also painting and decorating techniques. Gardening: I have experience of propagating and landscape gardening techniques to maintain the integrity of a garden in all seasons and all weather conditions. Catering: I am a qualified chef capable of cooking most types of food with a preference too cook healthy, nutritious foods only. I have also worked has a waiter and bartender and personal valet and as a country club steward. Healthcare: I have qualified as a nurse’s aide and advanced first responder and also qualified has a therapeutic massage therapist. I have acquired the necessary certificates, diplomas and practice licenses. I am also excellent at housekeeping and its associated labor tasks. I am also able to produce character references and undergo a background check at my own expense. WHO I AM I am a genuine submissive male that is also quite masculine. I have had a submissive disposition since the age of 4 years but only began to comprehend it from age 13 onwards. I am evolving what can best be described as a slave mindset. I deliberately avoid cultivating friendships so that I can focus my energies and mindsets upon my future Lady Dominant or couple. This will prevent any loyalty division from occurring and so ensure that I have only focused loyalty. I am also the only child of now deceased parents and am not close to any surviving relatives. I seek to be owned in every acceptable meaning of that word and to belong to one or more people and spend my life being of positive use and making a substantial contribution to improving their lives. I must again remind you and stress this is not about sexual gratification it is about the provision of servile labor within safe and sane agreed parameters of personal conduct. Physical Appearance: Age: 40 Height: 6 ft 3 in Weight: 190-200 lb Chest: 42 in Waist: 34 in Hips 38 in Chest: 42 waist: 34 in Build: Muscular Athletic Eyes: Blue Hair: Brown Masculine Endowment 5 in flaccid Geographic Location: This remains initially confidential until trust is established. WHAT I SEEK: Most people have realistic ambitions but many of us never get to achieve those ambitions because we are often restricted in our choices by family, employers, society etcetera. Some like me have rather exceptional and rare ambitions that are often almost impossible to achieve. Many people work in service to others but I seek to take that service to a higher level in fact to its absolute pinnacle if possible. I seek mature minded, sensible, intelligent, ambitious, safe and sane dominant people who are interested in the possibility and potential to acquire and maintain a total power exchange control over me. There must obviously be common aims and values between us that form the core of our mutual lifestyle beliefs. I harbor no malice are prejudice and so persons of any racial origin, sexual orientation, physical disability, social background are welcome to contact me to discuss my servitude proposal. If your subconscious mind has already been programmed by your conscious mind to reject such offers then nothing will change that fact. Not everyone is suited to live the kind of life I seek and need and not everyone wants to own and control a private chattel subject. One must be endowed with the natural inclination to be the Owner or Subject. I am a naturist by inclination and service in that role capacity would suit me well but is not a requirement, though certainly preferable from an emotional wellbeing perspective... I seek to wear a locked metal collar that can devote my servile nonentity within a TPE relationship association. I would prefer to serve in locked chastity restraint. I also would prefer to be tattooed are branded in time but they too are I not a requirement. Finally, I would prefer to be placed in movement restraint shackles if possible but again that is not an absolute requirement. I realize that my potential future owners particular circumstances may prohibit all are any of those preferences from being realized and will obviously comply with her/their personal circumstance requirements once taken into formal ownership, custody and control. This obviously means that once owned I will no longer have any say whatsoever in my life are be able to come and go has I pleased. This would be subject to the pre negotiated, safe and sane parameters governing the ownership and slavery and which would not be exceeded beyond without further prior agreement. Until that time eventually arrives I will not be obeying the random orders of complete strangers just because they claim to be dominant and seeking to own a real servile person... Mandatory obedience only starts from the moment of surrender into the owner’s custody and never before. To reiterate earlier statements I have a preferential desire for:- • Wearing of a sensible, locked metal servility collar. • Wearing of a locked metal chastity restraint device. • Being tattooed with my guardian’s ownership insignia. A private chattel subject is not your spouse, lover, friend, colleague, associate are any such it is your TPE property. It should not be treated has such but rather has being a servile nonentity over whom you have absolute authority. I am willing to undertake neuro linguistic programming and also learn servile posture positions if required in order to ensure my servile nature reaches its maximum potential and you own a servile nonentity that is automatic in its compliant obedience. WHAT I DO NOT WANT: I most certainly do not want any contact with the following internet lifestyle website parasites:- • Dangerous sociopathic personalities • Human resource management professionals • Law enforcement entrapment agents • Academics engaged in studying so called deviant lifestyles • Photograph collectors • Identity thieves • Fraudsters and scammers • International people traffickers • Ego maniacs • Time wasting playgoers • Psychodrama fantasists • Homicidal maniacs • Play gaming online parasites WHAT I WILL NOT DO: • Engage in paedophilia • Engage in bestiality • Engage in any blatantly illegal act or practice • Sent out my photograph are personal information on demand • Obey the instructions of no person whatsoever who does not have a TPE over me I can be accommodated in a large cage are within a basement/cellar are attic/loft are small unfurnished bedroom at night are when not required for the performance of menial labor. When trust and respect have been established and maintained and discussions are ongoing and progressive and fruitful then photographs and personal information can be forwarded to interested parties. Thank you for having taken the trouble to view this profile. I do hope that you will contact me if you have genuine interest and not idle curiosity. Some viable power exchange options: The list is not complete. • Voluntary Domestic Worker (Employment rights waiver agreement). • Irrevocable (durable) General Power of Attorney Agreement. • Adult Adoption Agreement (The adopter must be at least 10 years older). • Adult Guardianship Order (This is time consuming and difficult. I am intelligent but not well educated. Nonetheless, I have acquired all the skills necessary to be of service in a domestic and handyman role and that is really all that should matter. ANTECEDENT EXPERIENCE: I agreed to enter into a legal power exchange agreement with a School Principal and her two daughters who were all lifestyle oriented. I signed several of the documents you read about above. This was originally for the duration of my healthy working life. I was engaged in that capacity for 7 years, 4 months and 3 days. I paid a reasonable amount towards my upkeep each month. At night I was locked inside a large cage within a locked closet that was empty save for the cage. The cage had a single mattress and a duvet and pillow, a piss bottle and a water/fruit juice bottle. I was unlocked at 6:30 am every morning give are take several minutes and had to start my days work at 7 am. I worked through with toilet and meal breaks until 9:30 each night when I was locked inside the cage within the locked closet. That was situated within a master en suite bedroom. The School Principal was a female supremacist has where her two daughters aged 27 and 25 respectively, when my servitude was terminated due to their animosity towards each other on their mother’s demise. One Daughter was a Student and later Physical Therapist and the other was a Medical Student, later M.D. A cousin of the School Principal spend 4 hours during the week overseeing my work before locking up and leaving me to get on with my duties until one are other arrived home. They were naturists and so I was required to be naked 24/7 indoors and only clothed when accompanying one are more to the shopping mall and other essential places. I had to wear a locked chastity restraint device, which was unlocked for 30 minutes once a week for prostate massage by some electrical device. I had to wear a locked metal collar with shackles attached from it to metal wrist restraints independent of each other. I was instructed never to speak unless spoken to and to kneel and bow in their presence, be they together are individually. I never observed any males visit the house but a number of women relatives and friends often did and they saw me but never commented about me. When required to bathe are massage any one of them I had to wear a locked hood. That seemed strange but was their protocol. I was subjected to physical chastisement as and when any individual wished to execute it are if they has a group wanted it. Believe me it was never a good experience. I certainly did not enjoy it and it was painful but I learned with time to ride with the pain and tolerate it. I was their property after all and had agreed to be so. I did all the cooking and serving of meals, all the bed making and changing, all the vacuum cleaning, dusting and polishing, all the scrubbing, all the washing and ironing, all the gardening, (they had a high walled property), All the necessary incidental repairs and any painting and decorating needed and also nursed any one of them if they had an illness requiring bed rest. I had no days off are vacations. Apart from the physical chastisement I was quite content and enormously fulfilled and felt that truly belonged. The school Principal died suddenly and she was a well respected teacher and member of a number of local bodies. It was traumatic for the family which led to frequent arguments between them both and the wider family. They decided to go their separate ways and by unanimous decision released me and returned my freedom. I was devastated but the arguments were distracting me from engaging in my servile labor. Every owner is different and not all owners will want a slave naked at all times are even at any time. A slave who agrees to be owned must abide by its owners wants and needs and general requirements and has no say whatsoever in its treatment which are the owner’s prerogative alone. Yours in potential subservient Obedience, Employee, Adoptee, Subject.




MasterCaneman -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/10/2014 10:31:14 AM)

Sheldon? Is that you? [;)]




CreativeDominant -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/10/2014 10:34:03 AM)

You know, I think it WAS Sheldon.




DesFIP -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/10/2014 10:52:10 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: smileforme50

This is the most recent message I've gotten and brings up a question I always want to ask:

"the mindset of a slave is amazing, but it does not happen till the special bell in your mind has rung. It consists of total trust, total joy knowing your safe, and knowing that your Master will always ensure your safety.

once that occurs, being a slave is a totally rewarding life."






I have to tell The Man he's doing it wrong. I've never had a bell ring.




MistressDarkArt -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/10/2014 10:53:04 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: GreedyTop

WARNING: WALL O TEXT. I think I have removed all references to the user's name but I may have missed something (as I said - WALL O' TEXT):
<snip>


Couldn't get through the whole thing, but I wish that wanker would learn the difference between 'are' and 'or'. [&:]




DarkSteven -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (7/10/2014 1:34:40 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DesFIP


quote:

ORIGINAL: smileforme50

This is the most recent message I've gotten and brings up a question I always want to ask:

"the mindset of a slave is amazing, but it does not happen till the special bell in your mind has rung. It consists of total trust, total joy knowing your safe, and knowing that your Master will always ensure your safety.

once that occurs, being a slave is a totally rewarding life."






I have to tell The Man he's doing it wrong. I've never had a bell ring.


If you are indeed a True Slave, you will salivate every time it rings.




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