RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side"

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JanahX -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/17/2012 11:51:51 AM)
ahem ..... Looking for REAL...HONEST...MANNERLY...100% OBEDIENT... DICK DRAINER I am agressive, patient and consistent. Consistency is a quality I seek. A puppet to control is most desireable. I seek ownership over relationship Some of my favorite words: kneeling sucking worthless nothing pet Be still my beating heart.

catize -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/17/2012 3:58:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: OsideGirl quote: ORIGINAL: catize This was in my inbox this morning!! As Online Master and mentor in collarme, (silly nic) is pleased to note sub, knowing her potential and profile date which makes her the one he seeks for further development, attention and considertaion. Sub is asked to acknowledge as (silly nic) is to talk to her further Sounds very much like the one I got: quote: XXXXXXX as online Master has noticed and went through your profile. Noticing much the submissive trend which as online Master and mentor I seek. Will appreciate should sub be in touch and positively respond to XXXXXXX Almost like it was the same person, but I am sure it was just coincidence!!! lol

crazyml -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/18/2012 1:41:06 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist A day without flaying anyone is like a day without sunshine. Words to live by.

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/18/2012 9:14:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: crazyml quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist A day without flaying anyone is like a day without sunshine. Words to live by. I must be spending too much time on these boards. Those sentiments seem perfectly reasonable to me.

wnyThroatLover -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/18/2012 9:39:46 PM)
Woo! We have another winner!! 10/19/12 at 12:31 AM: wow how can some as dumb as you even use the Computer?? the fat whore have to help the Fag boy 10/19/12 at 12:32 AM: and Maybe the Guys are Faggots and The know another faggot and fat whore when they see one Why do all there idiots think she is fat and I am gay?? If i gave 2 shits what they thought, I might be a little hurt! Lmao

TallullahHk -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/18/2012 9:43:03 PM)
Here's my winner of the day... First contact XXXXX on 10/19/12 at 12:38 AM: ur tits hanging down as ur getting ass fucked by me ... i will hook ur monster tits up to a milking machine as ur getting the scream fucked outta u I wonder how he knew about my 'monster tits'

oregongirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/18/2012 9:45:00 PM)
wnyThroatLover I do not get it at all. You seem to get a lot of these responses and your pic of the two of you is wonderful. I'm glad you hold a great attitude. Just keep posting them in these funny papers :)

oregongirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/18/2012 9:47:50 PM)
TallullahHk, that is so funny, given your avatar. Somehow I wish we could reveal the usernames, but I know it will never happen. Eventually they will all come rolling along to other victims. Better you than me! LOL :)

wnyThroatLover -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/18/2012 9:49:11 PM)
Yea, we get em all the time. The funniest part, to me, is that we get a message from one person, and then after one or two these crap messages show up. After I block the asshat, the first person stops talking... Things that make you go hhhmmmmmmmm[:D]

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/19/2012 12:51:21 AM)
Awwwww wTL, you know the answer to that one! Sockity-doo-da! Sockity-aaaaay, my oh my, what a wonderful daaaaaaaaaaay!!! [&:]

wnyThroatLover -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/19/2012 12:57:09 AM)
Sock...now that is a new term for me...

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/19/2012 12:57:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: JanahX ahem ..... Looking for REAL...HONEST...MANNERLY...100% OBEDIENT... DICK DRAINER I am agressive, patient and consistent. Consistency is a quality I seek. A puppet to control is most desireable. I seek ownership over relationship Some of my favorite words: kneeling sucking worthless nothing pet Be still my beating heart. Oh gaaaawd Janah, you KNOW he wrote that just for YOUR avatar! PS: Fecker can't even spell 'a g g r e s s i v e' correctly.

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/19/2012 1:00:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wnyThroatLover Sock...now that is a new term for me... Multiple accounts so when you block one, they come right back at you with another. Or here on the boards to make their own cheer leading section. It's usually pretty obvious.

wnyThroatLover -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/19/2012 1:21:22 AM)
I would call them a schizoid

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/19/2012 1:32:28 AM)
Darlin', you don't know the half of it. Last year we had a guy working the most elaborate sock angle this site has ever seen. There were at least 8 known socks, maybe more. All of them had personalities regularly posting on the boards.

MistressDarkArt -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/19/2012 1:51:33 AM)
This just in: quote: From: ##### Dated: 10/19/12 01:39 AM hey dumb ass. How about you try not to mix people up! its make you look like a completed dumb ass cunt! [8\|] Huh?

ShaharThorne -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/19/2012 9:07:13 AM)
I was reading a profile this morning and someone was calling a Dom a hermit for living 6 miles out in the country. I live 15 miles out and don't consider myself a hermit but a recluse, especially when Mom is gone...LOL! Time to watch True Blood.

OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/19/2012 9:11:04 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wnyThroatLover Why do all there idiots think she is fat and I am gay?? If i gave 2 shits what they thought, I might be a little hurt! Lmao It's the best that their kindegarten level brain can come up with to show their jealousy that you're touching a real, live female in your photo.

mnottertail -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/19/2012 9:15:16 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: wnyThroatLover Why do all there idiots think she is fat and I am gay?? If i gave 2 shits what they thought, I might be a little hurt! Lmao Why don't you be fat and she can be gay, or are you guys absolutely opposed to switching?

ShaharThorne -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/19/2012 9:18:36 AM)
LOL! The Dom wrote back to me and calls me beautiful. Someone, quick, get me a liposuction and plastic surgeon...my poor tits are sagging...LOL! Sounds like he is serious because he wants to pick me up and go hunting...

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