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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/11/2015 10:04:08 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ask him how old he is and did his mommy teach him how to dial 911?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/12/2015 6:39:38 PM   
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Ask him how old he is and did his mommy teach him how to dial 911?


LOL, good one!

Here's what I sent him last night:

"Yes, I saw your Mommy at the day spa. She did not want me to disclose the location, though, as she needs time away from her whiny, needy son. Also, she said for you to stop messaging strangers with silly questions regarding her whereabouts."

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/12/2015 7:05:17 PM   
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ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz


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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

Ask him how old he is and did his mommy teach him how to dial 911?


LOL, good one!

Here's what I sent him last night:

"Yes, I saw your Mommy at the day spa. She did not want me to disclose the location, though, as she needs time away from her whiny, needy son. Also, she said for you to stop messaging strangers with silly questions regarding her whereabouts."


Now that is freakin' funny.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/12/2015 7:34:19 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Wayward5oul


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ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz


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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

Ask him how old he is and did his mommy teach him how to dial 911?


LOL, good one!

Here's what I sent him last night:

"Yes, I saw your Mommy at the day spa. She did not want me to disclose the location, though, as she needs time away from her whiny, needy son. Also, she said for you to stop messaging strangers with silly questions regarding her whereabouts."


Now that is freakin' funny.

Has he answered at all?

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/12/2015 8:11:25 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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Status: offline 		No. Maybe he's embarrassed, LOL.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/12/2015 9:44:02 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		If he sent that first msg, he doesn't understand the meaning of embarrassment. I'd say it's more a case of being called out for the very first time. By a real woman no less, mighta had a heart attack that someone actually answered his mail.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/13/2015 7:12:06 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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Status: offline 		Yeah, it could have been a shock to him that a woman actually answered him. Hope he didn't have a heart attack though. While he's annoying, I wouldn't wish him any harm.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/13/2015 8:08:36 PM   
tiggerspoohbear


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Status: offline 		Ok, an irritating cough? A skitter bite? A paper cut? 😄

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/14/2015 2:19:01 PM   
MysticFireTopaz


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Status: offline 		Those would be okay. As long as it isn't fatal and wouldn't require him to be hospitalized :)

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/14/2015 2:41:28 PM   
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Those would be okay. As long as it isn't fatal and wouldn't require him to be hospitalized :)


ok so, nothing to put him in the hospital, and nothing fatal. im sure we can think of something appropriate within these parameters.... *evil grin as the wheels begin to turn*

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/15/2015 7:04:08 PM   
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on 1/2/15 at 3:59 AM:
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't.

The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single.

Just let it go..."

But invariably another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering:

Dave.............

Dave................

Daaaaaaaaave.....................


...........You're a veterinarian".

on 12/17/14 at 8:44 PM:
Jake was dying. His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: 'I have something I must confess.' 'There's no need to, 'his wife replied. 'No,' he insisted, 'I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!' 'I know,' she replied, 'now just rest and let the poison work.'


hahahahahahahahahahahaha


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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/27/2015 11:47:08 AM   
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Status: offline 		not for nothing guys, but mosquito guy is back today... be aware and on the lookout!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/27/2015 11:49:41 AM   
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Status: offline 		FYI, Kana will spray your cunt with mace, which should also take care of mosquitos.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/27/2015 11:52:01 AM   
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not for nothing guys, but mosquito guy is back today... be aware and on the lookout!


OMG he emailed me too!!!! LOL!!!!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/27/2015 11:54:17 AM   
Kittenluv954


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Status: offline 		ROFL hahahaaa

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/27/2015 11:55:40 AM   
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FYI, Kana will spray your cunt with mace, which should also take care of mosquitos.

Just call me mr. helpful.





but he likes the mosquitos... and is offering "$500 buck". I would hate to disappoint him and possibly cut back on profit.

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/27/2015 12:05:15 PM   
GoddessManko


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

FYI, Kana will spray your cunt with mace, which should also take care of mosquitos.

Just call me mr. helpful.





but he likes the mosquitos... and is offering "$500 buck". I would hate to disappoint him and possibly cut back on profit.


Bahahaha! DO EET!!!

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/27/2015 12:35:12 PM   
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Status: offline 		Honestly Kitten I think mosquito guy is serious. You should go for it just for kicks, LOL

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/27/2015 1:28:31 PM   
Kittenluv954


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Honestly Kitten I think mosquito guy is serious. You should go for it just for kicks, LOL


lmao i dont open his emails, im not even sure where he lives. im pretty sure he wouldnt skow up though. i will say, the mosquitos here in the summertime are vampiric indeed....

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RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" - 3/28/2015 6:04:53 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Wayward5oul


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ORIGINAL: MysticFireTopaz


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ORIGINAL: tiggerspoohbear

Ask him how old he is and did his mommy teach him how to dial 911?


LOL, good one!

Here's what I sent him last night:

"Yes, I saw your Mommy at the day spa. She did not want me to disclose the location, though, as she needs time away from her whiny, needy son. Also, she said for you to stop messaging strangers with silly questions regarding her whereabouts."


Now that is freakin' funny.




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