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culareD -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/23/2012 10:04:35 AM)
today's morsel: Mature dom south carolina coast 6'5" 250 divorced.

Duskypearls -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/23/2012 10:25:12 AM)
Here's one from this morning. Mind you, I live in Colorado. "promises are usually made to not be kept. Things have to grow up a little by little till perfection. (I will be in LA around Christmas and I will stay till end of March. Is it somehow attractive?) "

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/23/2012 10:37:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls Here's one from this morning. Mind you, I live in Colorado. "promises are usually made to not be kept. Things have to grow up a little by little till perfection. (I will be in LA around Christmas and I will stay till end of March. Is it somehow attractive?) " I wonder at the progression of logic, some people exhibit. forgetting that broken promises should be an exception, not a rule; how does that and the next sentence follow in logic? And how does that have anything to do with his being in LA? And why would such things be perceived as attractive? Do MOST people want someone who openly states that promises should expect to be broken? Does anything ever really reach perfection? What if you find perfection intimidating? People are confusing.

OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/23/2012 11:11:13 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls Here's one from this morning. Mind you, I live in Colorado. "promises are usually made to not be kept. Things have to grow up a little by little till perfection. (I will be in LA around Christmas and I will stay till end of March. Is it somehow attractive?) " I wonder at the progression of logic, some people exhibit. forgetting that broken promises should be an exception, not a rule; how does that and the next sentence follow in logic? And how does that have anything to do with his being in LA? And why would such things be perceived as attractive? Do MOST people want someone who openly states that promises should expect to be broken? Does anything ever really reach perfection? What if you find perfection intimidating? People are confusing. It's sad that so many people have no grasp of geography. I mean it was required that you pass that and American History to graduate high school where I'm from. I do Travel Management for a living. I've heard things that are just downright stupid.

yourdarkdesire -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/23/2012 11:44:01 AM)
As a Canadisn, we took US geography in grade five. Every state, every capital. We took Canadian geography, in grade six.

Duskypearls -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/23/2012 1:52:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls Here's one from this morning. Mind you, I live in Colorado. "promises are usually made to not be kept. Things have to grow up a little by little till perfection. (I will be in LA around Christmas and I will stay till end of March. Is it somehow attractive?) " I wonder at the progression of logic, some people exhibit. forgetting that broken promises should be an exception, not a rule; how does that and the next sentence follow in logic? And how does that have anything to do with his being in LA? And why would such things be perceived as attractive? Do MOST people want someone who openly states that promises should expect to be broken? Does anything ever really reach perfection? What if you find perfection intimidating? People are confusing. I know, Winny, go figure?!!!

TNDommeK -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/23/2012 2:07:42 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RemoteUser They are organized... * * * * * Hello Master I am glad i am able to hear from you,it's not really late but getting late.because in YOUR MESSAGE, (what message??) i can really see you are interested in me.i am a 24/7 submissive slave. i can serve short term and likewise long term. Well,my names are (insert generic name here)...i am 29years, 5''7ft tall,i think i weight about 32kg now.i like pain and instructions. i like honesty and i hate lies and cheating.i am ready to serve you to the fullest,ready to fulfill your wishes.ready to wear collars,handcuffs and foot to worship you. (she wears feet...creepy...mine are attached) I am ready to obey you all my life.i am a devoted slave and a real slave sincerely. I am very pleased to succumb by all your commands because.i,m a well submissive slave who's highly experienced in BDSM. i don't have limits other than,electric shock and blood splinting WHICH MAY LEAD TO DEATH. (what, no death? Well then. Screw you.) i have been taught and trained well in almost all aspects of the BDSM but i wish to extend my training,i want some dominant/submissive masters to teach me more about BDSM 'cos i believe i still have lots to learn. (but...but...you're highly experienced) I was trained by a Master here...I think that all about me for now..Hope to hear back from you soon.. I am only able to mail you from my private mailbox.. That is the order from Our Head Leader Organization Association President Master (this was equal parts obnoxious and funny!) ..Here is my mail (insert garbage yahoo account here) * * * * * It was all good, but the grammar was a deal breaker. Well, that, and the whole being deeply in love with my girl thing, but gee, why take the little details into consideration... o_O That has got me crying, I'm laughing so hard. lol

TNDommeK -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/23/2012 2:11:15 PM)
Oh wow, speaking of..I just got this one: "I want to talk about you being my woman" My response: "I'll ask my husband and see what he says about it. Or you could just read my profile, that always helps."

poise -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/23/2012 8:02:46 PM)
I wonder if I had answered yes, would he be wanting to talk about making me his woman? Sigh...I will never ever know. [:(] From: MacaulayCulkinWannabe - u home alone with a wet pussy this am girl.......... To: MacaulayCulkinWannabe - My pussy is just fine this morning, thanks for asking. I hope yours is as well!

kitkat105 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/23/2012 11:59:04 PM)
This thread is some major lulz. Since putting that I'm married in my profile, my level of weirdness has decreased dramatically. But I've certainly had my fair share for the small amount of time I've been here.

tiggerspoohbear -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/24/2012 7:51:36 AM)
I LOVE this thread. I'm laughing my head off at the messages posted by the various douchecanoes, assorted twatwaffles and the myriad of fucktards that have NO clue how to send an appropriate c-mail, e-mail or chat message. It's been so long since I've received anything worthy of this, I kinda miss playing with them til I get bored. I've had my share of dingdoms, but the one that took the cake for me was the guy from France who insisted I was "too shy" to watch his cam. This went on for a number of days. I corresponded in French, since I am French Canadian, and insulted him up, down, sideways and cross-wise. He never did get the hint poor boy. O yeah, he was 21, I'm old enough to be his mother. [8\|]

OsideGirl -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/24/2012 8:42:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: kitkat105 This thread is some major lulz. Since putting that I'm married in my profile, my level of weirdness has decreased dramatically. But I've certainly had my fair share for the small amount of time I've been here. I got a ton of hate mail and random stupidness in my inbox when I put "I'm married" on my profile, I found that "Just here for forums" receives the least amount of crap.

culareD -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/24/2012 1:24:09 PM)
This was not to me, but I saw it, when I opened CM...amusing and um...stupid. If you're interested drop me a message but be ready to feel teeth if you rub me the wrong way.

Bemyprize -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/24/2012 1:35:34 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TNDommeK Oh wow, speaking of..I just got this one: "I want to talk about you being my woman" My response: "I'll ask my husband and see what he says about it. Or you could just read my profile, that always helps." I love your pic of the hands and rings, ... Do you have one with more detail? I take it that is you and yours??

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/24/2012 2:20:25 PM)
In the "be still my beating heart" vein: "My dear, you are under my consideration for training and play." I felt like a trick pony (maybe not the best metaphor to use on CM).

Duskypearls -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/24/2012 3:35:07 PM)
Not so funny, but... Hi im looking for a girl to wear pantyhose for me. Are you available now

Duskypearls -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/24/2012 3:40:34 PM)
Found another: would you care to be owned, dominated, spanked, slutted, shown off, have an intense long term D/s relationship?

Duskypearls -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/24/2012 3:42:48 PM)
Here's a lovely: hello can we talk your beautiful i have 40 years in lifestyle in housei am bi and very interested in geting to know you read your profile you sound very interesting are you into females not sure if you are? My son is also a part of this if interested. I am ***** on yahoo messanger I'm not bi, and with her son? GROSS!

Duskypearls -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/24/2012 3:49:13 PM)
Good grief, look what just came in: Good Day, My name is Mr George Weston, the owner and C.E.O of George Weston Limited in Canada and USA, I am a dying man who has decided to donate what I have to you. For charitable goals.I am 73 years old man and I was diagnosed with Esophageal Cancer about 2 years ago. Presently i am going for a surgery, and i don’t know what may happen to me, i don’t want my family to involve in my wealth, because they have been waiting to see me dead. I have decided to use what i have to help the poor in any part of the world. If you feel for me and you want to help me to carry out my wishes. i will give you a guide line on how to go about this and i will also instruct my lawyer to give you 45percent of what i have in total which is about 18 million dollars kept in a secret bank account known to me and my lawyer alone. if you are interested in carrying out this task, you have to contact my Lawyer and introduce yourself to him. he will contact me with your details so that I access you before giving him the approval to include you as my next of kin to qualify you to receive the funds and use it to accomplish my wish. My lawyer’s name is Barrister **** which i will send you is contact details after i get a respond from you. I know I have never met you but my mind instincts me to do this through you, and i hope you act sincerely with passion. You can contact me on my personal E-mail address .com and you can also check me on http://westonland.com/ and you can also contact my lawyer directly via is mail ****@gmail.com and this is also my mail you can contact me on my mail **@yahoo.com Thank you and God bless you. George Weston

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Funny Messages from the "Other Side" (10/24/2012 3:54:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Duskypearls Found another: would you care to be owned, dominated, spanked, slutted, shown off, have an intense long term D/s relationship? Oh, now "slut" is a verb? I still haven't gotten over the metamorphosis of "impact", formerly a lovely simple noun. Now we are subject to being slutted. Gracious.

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