Collarspace Discussion Forums


Home  Login  Search 

To all the regulars that said I'd never find her.


View related threads: (in this forum | in all forums)

Logged in as: Guest
 
All Forums >> [Community Discussions] >> Ask a Mistress >> To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. Page: [1] 2 3 4 5   next >   >>
Login
Message << Older Topic   Newer Topic >>
To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 4:06:01 AM   
BlackSockSlave


Posts: 78
Joined: 10/3/2012
Status: offline 		You know who you are. The ones that said I was too picky or not submissive enough. Well, as you also know, I'm the greatest online dater there is, was, and ever will be. Every day the most beautiful women from all around the world message me with the most sweet and generous comments. My inboxes are always full - and I'm a man. That never happens. I'm a male god. I always have exact copies of messages and photos of my inboxes as proof, and every word of my profile is true. I also sell an online-dating course that gets real results.

Well, yesterday I was about to stop checking my mail, accept loneliness, and just focus on all my super successful businesses. Then I saw this one beautiful woman and I clicked on her profile. Then I saw her photos. Then I saw one of her photos, and she was wearing something that gave us an instant connection. I messaged her with my usual confident charming self, and within an hour she wrote back and said I'm so happy to have read this and we really are pretty much perfect together. She asked for my number within 10 minutes and we talked on the phone for 8 hours. We were on the phone so long, I was dizzy when I finally stood up and almost fell down. LOL That's gotta be some kind of record. After hours of the most awesome phone call I ever had, she told me she loved me and wanted me to be her husband. People, this woman is the most amazing, beautiful, accomplished, and intelligent woman EVER. She is a former beauty pageant queen, cheerleader, Olympic medalist, and even a rugby and volleyball player. Now, women fall in love with me every day, but I don't return the favor. But this time I did. We have 99.9% of everything in common. She's like the female version of me with girl parts. And then on a total whim, she invited me to her mansion states away and I froze. Then she offered to pay hundreds of dollars to fly down here to be with me next weekend.

See, I'm an anti-social computer genius, and I've never really been with a girl before. Never had a girlfriend. Never kissed a girl. It was always just me and my computer. All the magic happens from my bedroom. I hardly ever leave the house. But now after thinking I never would find the dream girl I created in fantasy, have found my soul-mate, and I'm extremely scared and nervous but happy and excited to meet her. What if she thinks I'm ugly? Or as she said, she has to make sure we have the same connection on the phone as we do in person. What if we don't, I have the best weekend of my life, and then she never contacts me again and I'm heartbroken and can't go on? I need to hear from people with real-world love experience. I don't know if I can do this. This is the first time I'm letting a woman into my wonderful world. I agreed to see her. I want to see her. I'm just scared of any potential disappointment.
Profile   Post #: 1
RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 4:08:26 AM   
LaTigresse


Posts: 26123
Joined: 1/15/2006
Status: offline 		In love and gonna get married after a phone call and a few photos.

Good luck with that.

_____________________________

My twisted, self deprecating, sense of humour, finds alot to laugh about, in your lack of one!

Just because you are well educated, articulate, and can use big, fancy words, properly........does not mean you are right!

(in reply to BlackSockSlave)
Profile   Post #: 2
RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 4:16:18 AM   
BlackSockSlave


Posts: 78
Joined: 10/3/2012
Status: offline 		Thousands of women fall in love with me every year through e-mail and phone. That's nothing unusual. But this is my first real encounter and I'm freaking.

(in reply to LaTigresse)
Profile   Post #: 3
RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 4:37:42 AM   
MAINEiacMISTRESS


Posts: 1180
Joined: 9/12/2012
Status: offline 		So, you're one of those "basement stallions" who is yet "unproven"...will there be video documentation of this first encounter?
Also, I'm curious to know, why is it you list yourself as a foot worship "expert" if you've never had actual CONTACT before?

Anyway, brush your teeth (and tongue), remember to shower THOROUGHLY and wear deoderant. GOOD LUCK!

(in reply to BlackSockSlave)
Profile   Post #: 4
RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 4:46:44 AM   
BlackSockSlave


Posts: 78
Joined: 10/3/2012
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: MAINEiacMISTRESS

So, you're one of those "basement stallions" who is yet "unproven"...will there be video documentation of this first encounter?
Also, I'm curious to know, why is it you list yourself as a foot worship "expert" if you've never had actual CONTACT before?

Anyway, brush your teeth (and tongue), remember to shower THOROUGHLY and wear deoderant. GOOD LUCK!


What you said. No video. It's not hard to worship feet. No experience necessary. LOL

(in reply to MAINEiacMISTRESS)
Profile   Post #: 5
RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 4:49:47 AM   
ChatteParfaitt


Posts: 6562
Joined: 3/22/2011
From: The t'aint of the Midwest -- Indiana
Status: offline 		He's never been with a girl before, b/c he's an anti-social genius, but women fall in love with him all the time over the interwebz.

That co-mingling of bull crap just made me laugh into my morning tea.

Good luck OP. Please follow all of Miss Maine's hygiene advice, and loose the rapist look as well.

Just don't change your will until you've met her a few times, kk???





_____________________________



(in reply to MAINEiacMISTRESS)
Profile   Post #: 6
RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 5:16:41 AM   
crazyml


Posts: 5568
Joined: 7/3/2007
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave
My inboxes are always full - and I'm a man. That never happens. I'm a male god. I always have exact copies of messages and photos of my inboxes as proof, and every word of my profile is true. I also sell an online-dating course that gets real results.


Well done you! I'll admit that there's a klaxon going off somewhere, but assuming you're not living in a rather sad little fantasy, I tip my hat to you.

quote:


After hours of the most awesome phone call I ever had, she told me she loved me and wanted me to be her husband. People, this woman is the most amazing, beautiful, accomplished, and intelligent woman EVER. She is a former beauty pageant queen, cheerleader, Olympic medalist, and even a rugby and volleyball player.


Of course.

Now, if you're ever in need of a puncture repair kit, can I recommend Knog. I'm pretty sure you can get skin-tone patches too.


_____________________________

Remember.... There's always somewhere on the planet where it's jackass o'clock.

(in reply to BlackSockSlave)
Profile   Post #: 7
RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 5:22:13 AM   
lizi


Posts: 4673
Joined: 2/1/2009
Status: offline 		Cool story bro. You oversold the whole story with the excess hyperbole. Just a tip for the next time that you want to mess with people and actually have them believe you.

(in reply to BlackSockSlave)
Profile   Post #: 8
RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 5:30:10 AM   
pyschosubmission


Posts: 1109
Joined: 7/6/2012
From: Glasgow, Scotland
Status: offline 		Uh huh...


I smell...

_____________________________

Comedian, kinkster, all round malingerer

Lord Pish of Talkingshite
First Member-At-Large, ProSubs"R"Us

(in reply to BlackSockSlave)
Profile   Post #: 9
RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 5:43:38 AM   
AthenaSurrenders


Posts: 3582
Joined: 3/15/2012
Status: offline 		I'm just amazed that someone so super-duper in every way hasn't been snapped up already.

If she's the female version of you, does that mean you will take it in turns to kiss each other's feet?

_____________________________

Being your slave, what should I do but tend
Upon the hours and times of your desire?

(in reply to pyschosubmission)
Profile   Post #: 10
RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 5:47:11 AM   
MAINEiacMISTRESS


Posts: 1180
Joined: 9/12/2012
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave


quote:

ORIGINAL: MAINEiacMISTRESS

So, you're one of those "basement stallions" who is yet "unproven"...will there be video documentation of this first encounter?
Also, I'm curious to know, why is it you list yourself as a foot worship "expert" if you've never had actual CONTACT before?

Anyway, brush your teeth (and tongue), remember to shower THOROUGHLY and wear deoderant. GOOD LUCK!


What you said. No video. It's not hard to worship feet. No experience necessary. LOL


Actually, that's not true. If you surf online (which you are expert at) you can find some really BAD examples of foot worship, where the subby uses just the tip of his tongue...dainty tap, tap, tap...FAIL! (and it's often a yucky white-coated tongue, hence My earlier warning to brush your tongue as well)
Note: And this is important! ALWAYS ASK PERMISSION BEFORE TOUCHING HER FEET! Then when you get down there get right on the job, don't be bashful...remember to maintain full tongue and lip contact with Her feet at all times, go long and slow and don't miss underneath and between each toe, don't neglect Her heels, the soles of Her feet...and make sure there is plenty of suckage!
*facepalm* I can't believe I'm COACHING this guy.

(in reply to BlackSockSlave)
Profile   Post #: 11
RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 5:51:36 AM   
Hillwilliam


Posts: 19394
Joined: 8/27/2008
Status: offline

_____________________________

Kinkier than a cheap garden hose.

Whoever said "Religion is the opiate of the masses" never heard Right Wing talk radio.

Don't blame me, I voted for Gary Johnson.

(in reply to MAINEiacMISTRESS)
Profile   Post #: 12
RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 6:06:32 AM   
BlackSockSlave


Posts: 78
Joined: 10/3/2012
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: MAINEiacMISTRESS


quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave


quote:

ORIGINAL: MAINEiacMISTRESS

So, you're one of those "basement stallions" who is yet "unproven"...will there be video documentation of this first encounter?
Also, I'm curious to know, why is it you list yourself as a foot worship "expert" if you've never had actual CONTACT before?

Anyway, brush your teeth (and tongue), remember to shower THOROUGHLY and wear deoderant. GOOD LUCK!


What you said. No video. It's not hard to worship feet. No experience necessary. LOL


Actually, that's not true. If you surf online (which you are expert at) you can find some really BAD examples of foot worship, where the subby uses just the tip of his tongue...dainty tap, tap, tap...FAIL! (and it's often a yucky white-coated tongue, hence My earlier warning to brush your tongue as well)
Note: And this is important! ALWAYS ASK PERMISSION BEFORE TOUCHING HER FEET! Then when you get down there get right on the job, don't be bashful...remember to maintain full tongue and lip contact with Her feet at all times, go long and slow and don't miss underneath and between each toe, don't neglect Her heels, the soles of Her feet...and make sure there is plenty of suckage!
*facepalm* I can't believe I'm COACHING this guy.




LOL No feet on the first meet. I want her to actually like me.

(in reply to MAINEiacMISTRESS)
Profile   Post #: 13
RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 6:08:31 AM   
BlackSockSlave


Posts: 78
Joined: 10/3/2012
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: lizi

Cool story bro. You oversold the whole story with the excess hyperbole. Just a tip for the next time that you want to mess with people and actually have them believe you.



It's a true story.

(in reply to lizi)
Profile   Post #: 14
RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 6:14:17 AM   
DaddyAndPain


Posts: 2
Joined: 9/23/2012
Status: offline 		There is no way this guy's real. He's a joke. It's a troll. please don't feed the trolls.

(in reply to BlackSockSlave)
Profile   Post #: 15
RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 6:19:50 AM   
crazyml


Posts: 5568
Joined: 7/3/2007
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: DaddyAndPain

There is no way this guy's real.


Columbo on a kink site, who'd have thunk it!


_____________________________

Remember.... There's always somewhere on the planet where it's jackass o'clock.

(in reply to DaddyAndPain)
Profile   Post #: 16
RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 6:29:42 AM   
lizi


Posts: 4673
Joined: 2/1/2009
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: BlackSockSlave


It's a true story.



Right. As true as your picture.

Let's see, you're a male God who has never had a girlfriend, she's a former beauty queen and Olympic medalist (amongst other things) with a mansion who is spending hundreds of dollars to meet you. And you're both in love now after an 8 hr conversation.































(in reply to BlackSockSlave)
Profile   Post #: 17
RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 6:33:58 AM   
wnyThroatLover


Posts: 214
Joined: 11/23/2011
Status: offline 		Yep, true story...

My cock is 3 feet long and the girl in my pics is realy an android that i built myself with the cognative capacity of Einstein and the pussy of a yoga instructor that shits gold bricks and pisses chardonnay...

True story!

(in reply to lizi)
Profile   Post #: 18
RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 6:38:27 AM   
Hillwilliam


Posts: 19394
Joined: 8/27/2008
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: wnyThroatLover

that shits gold bricks and pisses chardonnay...

True story!

Yuk, everyone knows that any fantasy worth anything pisses Dom Perignon

_____________________________

Kinkier than a cheap garden hose.

Whoever said "Religion is the opiate of the masses" never heard Right Wing talk radio.

Don't blame me, I voted for Gary Johnson.

(in reply to wnyThroatLover)
Profile   Post #: 19
RE: To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. - 10/15/2012 6:38:58 AM   
SlipSlidingAway


Posts: 223
Joined: 11/24/2006
Status: offline 		For the OP and all of the other online only Romeos:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UE6iAjEv9dQ

WARNING: Content includes country music, click at your own risk lol

< Message edited by SlipSlidingAway -- 10/15/2012 6:39:35 AM >

_____________________________

"...ethical behavior should be based...on sympathy, education, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of reward after death. " —Albert Einstein

(in reply to BlackSockSlave)
Profile   Post #: 20
Page:   [1] 2 3 4 5   next >   >>
All Forums >> [Community Discussions] >> Ask a Mistress >> To all the regulars that said I'd never find her. Page: [1] 2 3 4 5   next >   >>
Jump to:





New Messages No New Messages
Hot Topic w/ New Messages Hot Topic w/o New Messages
Locked w/ New Messages Locked w/o New Messages
 Post New Thread
 Reply to Message
 Post New Poll
 Submit Vote
 Delete My Own Post
 Delete My Own Thread
 Rate Posts




Collarchat.com © 2025
Terms of Service Privacy Policy Spam Policy

0.094