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LookieNoNookie -> Wives (10/17/2012 4:49:11 PM)
My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school reunion, and she kept staring intensely at some drunk at a nearby table. I asked her, "Do you know him?" "Yes" she said…. "That’s my old boyfriend. He took to drinking right after we split up 30 years ago. I hear he hasn't been sober a day since." "My God!" I said, "How the FUCK could someone celebrate that* long?*" That’s when she started throwing shit at me.

DaddySatyr -> RE: Wives (10/17/2012 6:41:17 PM)
My wife told me that for our 5 year anniversary, she wanted something that would go from 0-200 in seconds sitting in the driveway when she got home. I thought and thought ... Finally, I made a card, wishing her a happy anniversary. I put it on the bathroom scale in the driveway. The US Marshalls say I only have ten years in WitSec before I have to re-apply. Peace and comfort, Michael

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