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LonDom61 -> Funny Kinky Tweets. (10/27/2012 4:33:02 AM)
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What I`m looking for here may not be actual tweets (though that would be great). Just funny lines, with a kinky theme, that would fit within Twitter`s 142 character limit. Some taglines would work.
To start things off...
Someday my Prince will come. (And beat me.)
I like to imagine the first sentence sung (a la Disney). The second, spoken deadpan.
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I do believe that, after 6 years on (and off...and on again) CM, this is the first time I`ve started a thread. There are `wall cherries`. Are there `thread cherries`? Did anyone just hear a...pop?
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