BoundSlave4Life -> RE: A question (11/1/2012 12:49:35 AM)
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ORIGINAL: AnimusRex Ours was sort of a rom-com cute-meet thing. I was sending out a blizzard of cock pics with a caption that read "suk it bitch", when suddenly an email popped up from a lovely young woman, who said "hello am britney by name am looking for good master not fake master am into cock sucking dog fucking needles fire play hot waxes extreme torture and cuddling by fire my last master was rough master but died in cancer and my mum move me to Ghana." Well, being the noble gentleman I am I proposed marriage on the spot but as it turns out there are all sorts of fees and bribes that need to be paid- who knew? But again, as luck would have it her uncle turns out to be a finance minister in Nigeria, who happens to need a place to stash a billion dollars in embezzeled funds and will pay me a cut if I help him out. So we kinda have this investment to look forward to, once she gets my bank account info and password. Here's her pic- kinda cute, don't ya think? YOU, Sir... Win ALL of the internets.
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