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byejosh -> On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird am I? (10/29/2012 4:23:49 PM)

Mistresses,

This is a sincere question. I would like an opinion from some of you wonderful dommes. I will briefly describe myself, and I'd like to know on a scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is vanilla and 10 is freak, where I land on the continuum.

I have no preconceived notion--I don't hope I am very weird or hope that have the subs in existence are "just like me"--I just want to know!

Here, in bullet form, is my sexuality:

1) I hate getting off, ever. Having an orgasm makes me depressed. I don't like to receive oral, have intercourse, or be stroked.

2) I love giving oral to women and men.

3) I love "forced bi" even though it is just role playing, because I do not need to be forced.

4) My absolute crazy fetish activities, the ones I give tribute for when I can, are rimming a domme and cleaning creampies from a dome.


That's basically it. I am not very adventurous! I have the feeling that these interests, if not normal, are fairly common. Is that so?



LonDom61 -> RE: On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird am I? (10/29/2012 5:04:30 PM)

Welcome to CM

I'm not in the group you want answers from. But at least this post will extend the thread beyond just your OP. That will make it more likely to get read and commented.

Possible answers:

Just weird enough...for some?
Too weird/not weird enough for others?

5.5?

= = =

I've gotta say...GREAT thread title. Caught my attention in the blue shoutbox on the other side. I said "Gotta read that."

It would also be good for a survey. Maybe even for someone as an opening line when they approach someone. You'd get some mean replies, maybe. But enough people would stick around for the points the asker wanted to present. (Not the points in your OP unless you're at a play party.)

Also, people who post here tend to get more attention over there. So your post is a good tactic.

I haven't perved your profile, but I imagine from what you've said here that some Dommes might be interested. Others not so much.

You don't want to get off. Some would see that as low maintenance. Others would miss being able to use your desire to get off as a lever to manipulate you. Not to worry, there are plenty of other levers. And, uh, switches?

You're versatile. Everybody loves to get oral. Well...just about everybody. And you'll oblige folks on either side of the chomosome.

You offer cash if they'll let you lick their patootie. That will appeal to FinDommes. Or Dommes who don't do tribute, but do like that.

Bottom line? Don't worry if you're too weird or not weird enough. You're weird enough to qualify as a legit member of the site. And I'd guess just the right weird for some Domme(s) out there to appreciate.

Hope that helps. Good luck.



OsideGirl -> RE: On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird am I? (10/29/2012 5:10:48 PM)

38



MissToYouRedux -> RE: On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird am I? (10/29/2012 5:18:31 PM)

For here? That is not even close for "weird" here. [:D] [;)]



MsLadySue -> RE: On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird am I? (10/29/2012 5:37:54 PM)

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Kana -> RE: On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird am I? (10/29/2012 6:00:24 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: MissToYouRedux

For here? That is not even close for "weird" here. [:D] [;)]

Yeah dude, You haven't even scratched the surface of strange. Remember that cat a while back with the Cow fetish? Now that was an all time great thread



NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird am I? (10/29/2012 6:40:21 PM)

OP, you are not at all weird compared to some of the people I know. Or even compared to myself. Just sayin. I would say you may be not weird enough or too weird for some, but just the right amount of weird for others. [;)] For me, I like making my sub cum, so I'd miss that with a guy like you.

NBMG



byejosh -> RE: On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird am I? (10/29/2012 7:00:10 PM)

Ha! I hate orgasms, take every opportunity to suck cock that I can, pay women to let me lick their ass, and here I am barely a blip on the weirdness radar! I love you guys!



VioletViolence -> RE: On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird am I? (10/29/2012 10:15:31 PM)

The only thing I find particularly odd in your list is the fact that you hate to orgasm. That's about a 6 on my freak meter but the others are around a 2.



AthenaSurrenders -> RE: On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird am I? (10/30/2012 12:12:00 AM)

What Violet said. The only thing that would surprise me at all is that you don't enjoy orgasm and it makes you depressed. That seems very different from the usual chastity desires which seem to hinge on the man missing out on pleasure, not just forgoing what he doesn't like.

The other stuff? Enjoying oral, rimming, 'forced' bi - all very common. Enjoy.



Aswad -> RE: On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird am I? (10/30/2012 6:32:03 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: byejosh

Ha! I hate orgasms, take every opportunity to suck cock that I can, pay women to let me lick their ass, and here I am barely a blip on the weirdness radar! I love you guys!


A blip?

I see no blip.

IWYW,
— Aswad.



Rochsub2009 -> RE: On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird am I? (10/30/2012 7:24:14 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: byejosh

I'd like to know on a scale of 1 to 10 where 1 is vanilla and 10 is freak, where I land on the continuum.

I have no preconceived notion--I don't hope I am very weird or hope that have the subs in existence are "just like me"--I just want to know!



On your scale, you are about a 2. Maybe a 1. Nothing particularly weird or kinky about you.

Frankly, I don't think CollarMe is the place for you. Perhaps you should try Match.com, eHarmony, or ChristianMingle. [8D]



byejosh -> RE: On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird am I? (10/30/2012 9:32:39 AM)

Ha! I may be a 2 on here or even a 1, but the fact that I give 5-10 blowjobs a week probably rules out the sites you mentioned! Or maybe not!



Hillwilliam -> RE: On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird am I? (10/30/2012 9:33:52 AM)

The French judge gave him a 4.



TNDommeK -> RE: On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird am I? (10/30/2012 12:35:41 PM)

Not weird at all.



MissImmortalPain -> RE: On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird am I? (10/30/2012 2:09:17 PM)

For a moment I really wanted to agree with LadySue and give you a two. But to be honest...I can't give you a number at all. You seem to want to be called a "freak" as if there is a chart some place where you get a higher rank for being weird when there isn't. This isn't a video game and you aren't going to level up for unlocking achievements. "Normal", "kinky", "vanilla"(unless you are cooking), and "freak" are all words people point at each other when they are judging a person. If you wish to call yourself one of those things than feel free to use them but please do not think for even a moment that people here will be shocked (or impressed) by rimming, blow jobs, or forced bi.

And before I forget. About that hate for orgasms.....I have a boy like that. We corrected his issue with the worlds most painful handjobs but you might want to check with a doctor and see if there is a medical reason for your hate as you said they lead to depression.



Lucylastic -> RE: On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird am I? (10/30/2012 2:14:33 PM)

Nah not weird, but yeah IM gonna hone in on the orgasm thing, I know lotsa men loose libido after orgasm but depression, not weird but, not my thing. WIth the other stuff...being bi is fine ...not freaky at all.... But you have the rest of your adulthood to discover more, so have at it!!!



byejosh -> RE: On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird am I? (10/30/2012 2:16:18 PM)

This is the first reply I take exception to. Apparently you did not read my first post where I said I have no preconceived idea of where I am. This was all in good fun, and I was lighthearted in every post. And you just had to accuse me of trying to impress people. Get lost.

I do not "want" to be a freak. You are engaging in classic projection.



LaTigresse -> RE: On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird am I? (10/30/2012 2:21:33 PM)

How weird?

Not weird at all.

You are completely obsessed with your sexuality and fetishes. Typical guy shit.



MissImmortalPain -> RE: On a scale of 1 to 10, how weird am I? (10/30/2012 2:27:36 PM)

Actually, I read your first post three times. I read the ones that followed it as well. I commented that two things could happen if someone were to read your post. I did not say you were trying to have one or the other thing actually happen. I do however find it interesting that my comment so greatly wounded your pride to the point that you now believe you can tell me to "get lost" This is an open forum and I will state my thoughts until a mod tells me not to. As for projection.....no, boy, don't count yourself as that important. I am a freak, a real one, and I consider it a compliment so I would not use it to insult you.

I do wish you luck with the doctor and in finding what is needed to make you happy.



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