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tysamson -> Howdy howdy howdy, let's have some fun! (10/29/2012 5:51:21 PM)

Hello there, thanks for stopping by. Here is a funny hat you can wear while you are here. Ah, that makes us feel much more comfortable. My wonderful wife and I need an equally wonderful woman who wants to have a couple of friends to have fun, love and do a bunch of life with. We want someone who will join our family as an equal (an equal submissive of course) and as a valued human being. If you aren't a crafter, you probably won't like us. My wife loves to craft and needs a friend to craft with. If you want to try woodworking, come on out in the shop with me and you can make anything you might dream up. If you don't like sex, you probably should keep looking. I haven't had sex in a very long time and want to wear out all of your private parts in a big big way. It is sad what menopause can do to a very sexual loving woman. We both need a friend to share, like we share each other with you. Alright, back on up. Our relationship is definitely not broken. We have a wonderful loving marriage, we no longer have sex, but we also know that the bonds which tie us together are not affected by this little inconvenience. In our typically positive way, we searched for an answer that would solve this new fact of life in a way that was mutually beneficial to ourselves and our new friend. We are totally for real, you need to be too. We are horribly honest, so if you don't want the honest answer, don't ask the question. We are successful financially and both have very good professional careers. We are very happy in love people, we want to be in love with you too. Though many people are into D/s as a "lifestyle" we are simply that way naturally. I have been a Master, and Dominant since I was a very young boy. My wife has always been submissive. We have both had a number of relationships involving power exchange. We are very experienced sexually, and enjoy a wide variety of activities with few hard limits.

We are looking for someone between 35 and 58 years of age with no kids living at home. No drugs or alcohol habits please. If you smoke a little or drink a little occasionally fine, but not every month. No bipolar or other mental disorders, no chaos magnets or drama magnets.

OK, gimme back my funny hat, you are done here.




JanahX -> RE: Howdy howdy howdy, let's have some fun! (10/29/2012 6:07:41 PM)

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We are looking for someone between 35 and 58 years of age with no kids living at home. No drugs or alcohol habits please. If you smoke a little or drink a little occasionally fine, but not every month. No bipolar or other mental disorders, no chaos magnets or drama magnets.


hahahahhahaha - all this and a unicorn to boot. good luck with that!! ~




DarkSteven -> RE: Howdy howdy howdy, let's have some fun! (10/29/2012 6:48:01 PM)

Welcome to the forums. Just a heads-up, there are LOTS of couples looking for bi women to join them. You'll need a lot of patience.




sexyred1 -> RE: Howdy howdy howdy, let's have some fun! (10/29/2012 7:13:20 PM)

I know plenty of women in and past menopause and they are hot for sex as ever.

Good be, perhaps, it is you who may no longer be inspiring enough to turn her on?




tysamson -> RE: Howdy howdy howdy, let's have some fun! (10/31/2012 7:21:20 PM)

Yes, we are Unicorn hunters. We know that. But miracles do happen.

Thank you.

Tyler and Deborah




tysamson -> RE: Howdy howdy howdy, let's have some fun! (10/31/2012 7:24:14 PM)

Thanks for the welcome, well not really very welcome feeling messages after all. but thanks for responding anyway. We appreciate the effort it took, even if the effort was intended to discourage or hurt.

Tyler and Deborah




Shininglight23 -> RE: Howdy howdy howdy, let's have some fun! (10/31/2012 9:06:08 PM)

As DarkSteven said it will take a lot of patience in your search.

There have been quite a few success stories here on CM... myself included. (I don't know how many of those were unicorn hunting though.)

I really do wish you well.

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Now you just have to find it. [:)]

Allie




MistressDarkArt -> RE: Howdy howdy howdy, let's have some fun! (10/31/2012 9:32:32 PM)

I thought your intro was honest and well thought out. However rare they may be, I think your preferences are reasonable for those that seek your arrangement. Welcome and best of luck in your search.




Duskypearls -> RE: Howdy howdy howdy, let's have some fun! (10/31/2012 11:56:38 PM)


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ORIGINAL: sexyred1

I know plenty of women in and past menopause and they are hot for sex as ever.

Good be, perhaps, it is you who may no longer be inspiring enough to turn her on?


So true, my dear, as that is me, now. What fun it is!!!




ChatteParfaitt -> RE: Howdy howdy howdy, let's have some fun! (11/1/2012 12:51:11 AM)

Welcome to the discussion side of CM, Tyler.

I have to agree with the other ladies here. Most of my friends as well as myself are past menopause, and so far, none of us have lost interest in sex, far from it. Women love not having to worry about birth control and don't miss their monthly "friend" in the least.

Perhaps there is a physical or hormonal reason for your wife's issues. Also, medications and medication interactions can play a huge role in loss of libido. Just a suggestion.




BurntKitty -> RE: Howdy howdy howdy, let's have some fun! (11/1/2012 9:15:35 AM)


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ORIGINAL: ChatteParfaitt

Welcome to the discussion side of CM, Tyler.

I have to agree with the other ladies here. Most of my friends as well as myself are past menopause, and so far, none of us have lost interest in sex, far from it. Women love not having to worry about birth control and don't miss their monthly "friend" in the least.

Perhaps there is a physical or hormonal reason for your wife's issues. Also, medications and medication interactions can play a huge role in loss of libido. Just a suggestion.



I was going to suggest just that.

Hell I can honestly say that as a menopausal woman I went from a high libido to a raging horny old broad who needs ShamWow sheets.




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