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OttersSwim -> Appearently, God is Watching YOU Vote! (10/31/2012 8:59:12 AM)

"Your vote will affect the future and be recorded in eternity."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8eV0OipvkZE

Fear and hatred at work...just like the good old days...you know, the 1400s




mnottertail -> RE: Appearently, God is Watching YOU Vote! (10/31/2012 9:03:08 AM)

Slow day for fighting against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places in heaven these days?




slvemike4u -> RE: Appearently, God is Watching YOU Vote! (10/31/2012 9:16:07 AM)

The evangelical version is longer and has no Huckabee narration.
The message is just sub titled across the screen,near as I can tell word for word what Huckabee did on the shorter version,a bit curious ,eh?
Either way I prefer God to stay out of elections....certainly don't appreciate being threatened,in a subtle unspoken way,with the fires of hell for casting the wrong ballot.[:)]




DomYngBlk -> RE: Appearently, God is Watching YOU Vote! (10/31/2012 10:02:09 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

"Your vote will affect the future and be recorded in eternity."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8eV0OipvkZE

Fear and hatred at work...just like the good old days...you know, the 1400s



Not only is huckabee a simple fucker he is a fucking hypocrite.




FMRFGOPGAL -> RE: Appearently, God is Watching YOU Vote! (10/31/2012 10:22:08 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: DomYngBlk

quote:

ORIGINAL: OttersSwim

"Your vote will affect the future and be recorded in eternity."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=8eV0OipvkZE

Fear and hatred at work...just like the good old days...you know, the 1400s



Not only is huckabee a simple fucker he is a fucking hypocrite.


My favorite moments is when he compares himself to Beatles bassist/keyboardist Paul McCartney[:D]




LonDom61 -> RE: Appearently, God is Watching YOU Vote! (10/31/2012 11:04:14 AM)

Watched it. Didn`t actually throw up. Quite. Yay me.

The protestants aren`t alone. The Catholic Church is gettin in on this action.

Some Cardinal made a statement. Something like this:

In each party there are individuals with good values.
But one party has a platform that includes sin. The other has a platform free from sin.

Now, I`m not telling you how to vote...

But if you vote for the party with sin in it`s platform,

Maybe...

Just maybe...

yer gonna burn in hell.

= = =

Then there`s Chuck Norris and his Thousand Years of Darkness video.

This is commentary about it, but includes the whole video, I think:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koz2shiZRdI

Otherwise, just search it on YT while you`re there.

`Here to talk to you about a growing concern we all share...

All of us Chuck? Really?

Just baseless vague ominous hyperbolic cliches, one after another.

I... I...

I don`t have any words left.




kalikshama -> RE: Appearently, God is Watching YOU Vote! (10/31/2012 11:25:23 AM)

Last Sunday, the sermon at my Unitarian Universalist church was voting-themed. I learned our congregation consists of a few Republicans and Green Partiers, more Democrats, and a majority of Independents.

Our minister started by talking about George Carlin's view on voting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIraCchPDhk , tossed out a few ideas on how to reform the process, and then encouraged us to vote, while in no way endorsing a candidate or threatening our immortal souls, lol.




DesideriScuri -> RE: Appearently, God is Watching YOU Vote! (10/31/2012 5:06:54 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: LonDom61
Watched it. Didn`t actually throw up. Quite. Yay me.
The protestants aren`t alone. The Catholic Church is gettin in on this action.
Some Cardinal made a statement. Something like this:
In each party there are individuals with good values.
But one party has a platform that includes sin. The other has a platform free from sin.
Now, I`m not telling you how to vote...
But if you vote for the party with sin in it`s platform,
Maybe...
Just maybe...
yer gonna burn in hell.
= = =
Then there`s Chuck Norris and his Thousand Years of Darkness video.
This is commentary about it, but includes the whole video, I think:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koz2shiZRdI
Otherwise, just search it on YT while you`re there.
`Here to talk to you about a growing concern we all share...
All of us Chuck? Really?
Just baseless vague ominous hyperbolic cliches, one after another.
I... I...
I don`t have any words left.


He lied. Not everyone shares that growing concern. Chuck Norris isn't concerned. The growing concern is concerned about Norris.




LonDom61 -> RE: Appearently, God is Watching YOU Vote! (11/1/2012 1:55:26 AM)

Are people concerned about Norris? Do all the uberman jokes about him show respect or derision?

Republicans in genera probably love him, so are not `concerned`. And, by poll numbers, there seems to be rather a lot of them.

ETA: Democrats...or liberals...probably either laugh at him, look down on him...or ignore him. So: not concerned.

I happened upon another video. One that counters Chuck`s fears of 1,000 years of darkness.

One thing, though, that does concern a lot of people. I know because approximately 10% of the apps in the App Store relate to this imminent problem. It has movies and TV shows dedicated to it. It`s used by epidemiology profs as a way to engage their students. Yes, it`s...

The Zombie Apocalypse!

(so yeah, cue the organ music again)


http://www.businessinsider.com/joss-whedon-predicts-a-zombie-apocalyse-if-mitt-romney-becomes-president-2012-10


I think the link pretty well explains itself.

Joss Whedon is a big time director of movies like The Avengers. I don`t know if Chuck has ever directed a movie, but he`s very wooden in the 1,000 years clip. Whedon is a very natural actor.

And, unlike Chuck, Whedon actually gives cogent reasons for his claim.








thexxxxmaster -> RE: Appearently, God is Watching YOU Vote! (11/1/2012 2:49:29 AM)

The values which will stand the "TEST OF FIRE"?

Whazzts zat? Yuzz all iz going to Hell, cos you wanna self destruct, perpetuate poverty, deny the gift sexual varity, freedom of thought, free will and all the rest of Mother Natures gifts of human development, progress and knowledge.

The Mother and Father of all battles, Mother Nature vs The Death Dreams.







thexxxxmaster -> RE: Appearently, God is Watching YOU Vote! (11/1/2012 2:56:43 AM)

Invoking the Hitler dream, ooops nightmare?

The Freudian slip.
quote:

ORIGINAL: LonDom61

Then there`s Chuck Norris and his Thousand Years of Darkness video.

This is commentary about it, but includes the whole video, I think:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koz2shiZRdI

Otherwise, just search it on YT while you`re there.

`Here to talk to you about a growing concern we all share...

All of us Chuck? Really?

Just baseless vague ominous hyperbolic cliches, one after another.

I... I...

I don`t have any words left.


Typo correction




Kirata -> RE: Appearently, God is Watching YOU Vote! (11/1/2012 3:54:36 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: LonDom61

The Zombie Apocalypse!

[image]http://images.onset.freedom.com/ocregister/article/mcs1tb-b781020941z.120121031144340000gpc1b0snb.2.jpg[/image]

K.




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