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myotherself -> RE: Rimming (11/1/2012 1:59:13 AM)


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ORIGINAL: littlewonder

Master knows I hate it and probably one huge reason why he likes it.



I think your Master and mine must share a brain [:'(]



LillyBoPeep -> RE: Rimming (11/1/2012 2:30:42 AM)

I don't particularly like it, and I dont like the idea of anyone doing that to me, either, no matter how squeaky clean I am. =p
But my late M liked it, sooooooo... I learned something new.



GotSteel -> RE: Rimming (11/1/2012 4:49:15 AM)

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ORIGINAL: JanahX
What are you laughing about gotsteel? - like you bathe ....


Actually twice a day when I have the option. Also after I poop I'll shower the area because frankly wiping ones feces around with pieces of paper doesn't actually make ones ass clean.



Lucylastic -> RE: Rimming (11/1/2012 4:58:20 AM)

just had to share this for anyone not sure what it is....
winks

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GotSteel -> RE: Rimming (11/1/2012 6:13:33 AM)

I don't know that looks pretty right to me.



PeonForHer -> RE: Rimming (11/1/2012 6:37:35 AM)


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ORIGINAL: GotSteel
Also after I poop I'll shower the area because frankly wiping ones feces around with pieces of paper doesn't actually make ones ass clean.


Thank you for sharing that with us, GS. [:)]



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Rimming (11/1/2012 6:42:28 AM)


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ORIGINAL: JanahX

Id rather shove a garden hose up their ass and give them a good ol fashion enema. - then maybe add some bleach just to make sure its really nice and sterilized.

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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael


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ORIGINAL: JanahX

I was never up for a tounge full of shit ... Or picking ass hair with a dingle - berry or two from out inbetween my teeth...but whatever floats your boat. Rock on-


Next time, try dating men who know about bathing, might improve your mood a lot.



This interchange absolutely made my day. Love you both!



saundrakitty -> RE: Rimming (11/1/2012 6:52:39 AM)

I learned to except giving it after He use have me wash Him to make sure that area is clean and I don't have to worry about any scat. But when he does it to me i shatter knowing that he's just teasing me for what he use to like next best.



Toysinbabeland -> RE: Rimming (11/1/2012 7:22:20 AM)

I'd rather lick the tire.



JanahX -> RE: Rimming (11/1/2012 7:53:31 AM)

Yes - I read that Howard Hughes started doing that and it eventually progressed to him writing instructions on how to open a can of peaches without contaminating them.


"The man in charge turns the valve in the bathtub on, using his bare hands to do so.
He also adjusts the water temperature so that it is not too hot nor too cold.
He then takes one of the brushes, and, using one of two special bars of soap, creates a good lather and then scrubs the can from a point two inches below the top of the can.
He should first soak and remove the label, and then brush the cylindrical part of the can over and over until all particles of dust, pieces of paper label, and, in general, all sources of contamination have been removed.
Holding the can at all times, he then processes the bottom of the can in the same manner, being very sure that the bristles of the brush have thoroughly cleaned all the small indentations on the perimeter of the bottom of the can.
He then rinses the soap from the cylindrical sides and bottom of the can."

-Howard R. Hughes


quote:

ORIGINAL: GotSteel

quote:

ORIGINAL: JanahX
What are you laughing about gotsteel? - like you bathe ....


Actually twice a day when I have the option. Also after I poop I'll shower the area because frankly wiping ones feces around with pieces of paper doesn't actually make ones ass clean.




mnottertail -> RE: Rimming (11/1/2012 8:00:46 AM)

It then puts the lotion on its skin........

And you can quote me.




MollyButts -> RE: Rimming (11/1/2012 8:48:02 AM)


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ORIGINAL: mnottertail

It then puts the lotion on its skin........

And you can quote me.




wish i could understand your humor mnottertail

can someone point me to the nearest ass eater?



kalikshama -> RE: Rimming (11/1/2012 9:08:18 AM)

Howard Hughes' directions seem to remind Ron (mnottertail) of the serial killer's instructions in Silence of the Lambs.



tj444 -> RE: Rimming (11/1/2012 9:17:53 AM)


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ORIGINAL: GotSteel
Also after I poop I'll shower the area because frankly wiping ones feces around with pieces of paper doesn't actually make ones ass clean.

Isnt that what bidets are for??? is that too she-she for ya? [:D]



JanahX -> RE: Rimming (11/1/2012 9:35:12 AM)

Howard Hughes instructions how how to cover hands with Kleenex before passing him his clothes.

"Obtain a brand new knife, never used, to open a new box of Kleenex, using the knife to open the slot.
After the box is open you are to take the little tag and the first piece of Kleenex and destroy them;
then using two fingers of the left hand and two fingers of the right hand take each piece of Kleenex out of the box and place it on an opened newspaper and repeat this until approximately fifty sheets are neatly stacked."

[which then made a covering for one hand when passing Hughes his clothes].

- Howard R. Hughes



SimplyMichael -> RE: Rimming (11/1/2012 9:55:12 AM)

You guys keep this up and I might think you wouldnt suck a cock clean after someone fucked your ass.



JanahX -> RE: Rimming (11/1/2012 9:59:23 AM)

Hey thanks Michael - you just gave me an idea for an new post.



GotSteel -> RE: Rimming (11/4/2012 4:57:35 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: PeonForHer
quote:

ORIGINAL: GotSteel
Also after I poop I'll shower the area because frankly wiping ones feces around with pieces of paper doesn't actually make ones ass clean.

Thank you for sharing that with us, GS. [:)]


At least use wet wipes, I'm just saying.



GotSteel -> RE: Rimming (11/4/2012 5:02:10 PM)

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ORIGINAL: tj444
Isnt that what bidets are for??? is that too she-she for ya? [:D]


I've never actually tried one and I'm too Scottish to buy one and have it installed to see if I'd like it.



GotSteel -> RE: Rimming (11/4/2012 5:49:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: JanahX
Yes - I read that Howard Hughes started doing that and it eventually progressed to him writing instructions on how to open a can of peaches without contaminating them.


Ah the good old slippery slop fallacy...

http://leftycartoons.com/

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