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RE: Collarme is down - 11/11/2012 2:47:39 AM

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scratches head.....mmmk

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RE: Collarme is down - 11/11/2012 2:52:05 AM

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Good job Alpha,
But you still haven't read my CMail?

No rest for the wicked!

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RE: Collarme is down - 11/11/2012 3:03:57 AM

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In my best Ted Koppel voice...

The nation, indeed the world, holds its breath as we conclude hour 2 of COLLARME HELD HOSTAGE.
Good evening ladies and gentlement and welcome back to our show.
It has now been over 2 hours since terrorists took control of the nations largest BDSM site, collarme.com, thus forcing 1,000's of kinky and kink-friendly people around the world to find other ways to communicate. We have reports here of some members actually leaving their homes to interact in person. While extreme, these acts are few and far between. Many are able to survive on the porn content they had already downloaded while still others have decided to just sleep through it all.

Hard data in all this is difficult to come by so we turn instead to wild speculation. For example, we are assuming that this is an act of terror as no official statement has been made by anyone at Collarme headquarters. One can only imagine the horror they must be facing right now at the hands of these un-named terrorists. And yet as we cross into another hour, we still have no list of demands, nor has any known group taken credit for this. There was speculation earlier that the hacker group Anonymous was behind this but those rumors were put to rest when the head of that organization outted himself to state publicly that they had no interest in, as he put it: "a bunch perverts". He was immediately taken into custody and faces charges from a host of nations as well as several evangelical groups.

When asked to comment on the situation, a top White House official replied: "Collar who?", thus confirming that this crisis is much larger than we had 1st surmised. To further prove this point we have been told that the President has not been awakened. Additional calls to administration officials have not been returned although one un-named individual did tell ABC News to go f*%&k ourselves. Clearly, this administration is operating in Crisis Mode.

We need to take a break, we'll be back with more of COLLAR ME HELD HOSTAGE - HOUR 3.

BRILLIANT!!!!

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RE: Collarme is down - 11/11/2012 3:12:33 AM

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scratches head.....mmmk

Great, you fixed it. While it was down you didn't have a picture up. Only an error message saying to contact an administrator.

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RE: Collarme is down - 11/11/2012 4:43:23 AM

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Slept right through it, well bar unspeakable night terrors where the mind demons almost got me

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RE: Collarme is down - 8/10/2013 7:43:31 PM

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O-kay...... that fix didin't quite do the trick...

do we have an ETA on fix plan B?

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RE: Collarme is down - 8/10/2013 7:46:24 PM

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So you had to pull up an almost year old thread to ask that question?

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RE: Collarme is down - 8/10/2013 8:13:34 PM

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ORIGINAL: VideoAdminAlpha

BACK ONLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, not in California yet. Lucky me though. The wife is home from work so I'm having her pose nude in my office doorway.

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RE: Collarme is down - 8/10/2013 8:18:28 PM

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lol... its back on line now for us east coasters

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RE: Collarme is down - 8/10/2013 8:24:13 PM

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We're baaaaaaaaack

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RE: Collarme is down - 8/10/2013 8:59:58 PM

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We're baaaaaaaaack

Shhhh. This has worked out very nicely so far.

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