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JstAnotherSub -> Shit Southern women say (11/11/2012 3:32:27 PM)

Shit Southern women say

Me, my friends and family, are enjoyin the hell outta this. You might also, whether it is to laugh with us or at us, who cares!



DomKen -> RE: Shit Southern women say (11/11/2012 3:37:17 PM)

Where in the hell did they find 4 women that I'm clearly related to but have never met?



needlesandpins -> RE: Shit Southern women say (11/11/2012 3:56:42 PM)

ok, maybe i just don't get it because i'm from the UK, but i didn't see what was funny about it.

needles



kallisto -> RE: Shit Southern women say (11/11/2012 4:08:31 PM)

OMG ... I am one of those southern gals. Although I don't ever remember saying "durn". [:)]



Kana -> RE: Shit Southern women say (11/11/2012 4:13:34 PM)

I like when they call folks "Boo," as in, "What's up Boo?"
Cracks me the fuck up. I always feel like I'm Casper the friendly ghost



JstAnotherSub -> RE: Shit Southern women say (11/11/2012 4:18:58 PM)

I bought gas today, and went in to pay cause I needed some gum. Got called sugah, honey and darlin in the time it took for that transaction to take place.

I love the south.



OsideGirl -> RE: Shit Southern women say (11/11/2012 4:21:19 PM)

Flashbacks to my college roommate.



kallisto -> RE: Shit Southern women say (11/11/2012 4:23:47 PM)

Although I was born and raised in the South, I've lived in several different places in the country (and am now back home in the South). Living in other places, I was able to lose a little bit of the southern drawl and stretching one and two syllable words into three and four, but I never lost my "yall". That was always a give away when talking ... people would laugh and immediately know where I was from. [:)] I've been back in the South now for almost 20 years and my drawl is better than ever. [:)]



playfulotter -> RE: Shit Southern women say (11/11/2012 4:29:19 PM)

I thought that was funny...as you see snippets of it in life here in the U.S. but if you aren't from the South I guess you don't really get it....I don't really get it but it explains a lot of things...ha ha



doctorgrey -> RE: Shit Southern women say (11/11/2012 4:44:06 PM)

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Don't you understand?
You all sound like that to us.

DrG



OsideGirl -> RE: Shit Southern women say (11/11/2012 4:52:13 PM)

"Bless her heart..."



VideoAdminAlpha -> RE: Shit Southern women say (11/11/2012 5:30:56 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: kallisto

OMG ... I am one of those southern gals. Although I don't ever remember saying "durn". [:)]



Me neither. I do say dayum though and sheeit........



Toysinbabeland -> RE: Shit Southern women say (11/11/2012 5:50:46 PM)

Y'all are fixin' ta give me a little patch a sunshine now aincha with that clip?

Shudders.

I remember my mother.....



Paladin9 -> RE: Shit Southern women say (11/11/2012 6:53:35 PM)

LOL   Like a childhood friends mom from Chicago  " Youse."



OsideGirl -> RE: Shit Southern women say (11/11/2012 6:55:10 PM)

I have no room to talk because even after almost 20 years in California....I still say "Fowahd"....



anniezz338 -> RE: Shit Southern women say (11/11/2012 7:07:05 PM)

Reminds my of Joy from My Name is Earl.



cordeliasub -> RE: Shit Southern women say (11/11/2012 7:30:02 PM)

Where IS my old tiara ;)



theRose4U -> RE: Shit Southern women say (11/11/2012 9:03:00 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: DomKen

Where in the hell did they find 4 women that I'm clearly related to but have never met?

Ditto!! Its the south, there are always a few extra cousins hanging from the family tree!!

Southern to Uk dictionary:
"Bless their heart"- southern magic eraser allows you to say nasty things & get away with it ie "that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen...bless his heart"

Zinfindel was created for the south #1 its sweet #2 its pink so it matches everything

Laura ashley- home designer that makes it look like a floral shop exploded...everywhere!!

Okra- a green vegetable with a sllimy center. Only served battered & fried

Fix-in ta -- getting ready to, preparing to

Hairspray- a must for southern styles which DO NOT move & generally defy gravity

Insurance- a necessity before obamacare for any time a spouse says, "honey watch this!"

Pagents- a requirement in the south so your insecure mother can prove her off-spring is prettier, smarter, skinnier...did mention prettier...than the neighbors daughter. Generally the root of southern eating disorders

Ladies please fill in the ones I missed so our friends can laugh too



DomKen -> RE: Shit Southern women say (11/11/2012 10:41:33 PM)

Let this southern gentleman fill in a few:
Y'all: the plural of you (educated Southerners know that technically you is plural but we still use y'all)
Piggly Wiggly: a once common chain of rural grocery stores.
Deer stand: a place southern men go to drink and get away from southern women (supposedly used for hunting deer)



Ninebelowzero -> RE: Shit Southern women say (11/12/2012 3:18:42 AM)

Gingham dresses?



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