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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/14/2012 2:48:38 PM   
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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/14/2012 2:50:55 PM   
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I got a stiffy.

Well baby I bring ya some sweet tea, you can use that thing as a swizzle stick!

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/14/2012 2:52:48 PM   
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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/14/2012 4:33:08 PM   
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Reminds my of Joy from My Name is Earl.


She translates nicely!

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/14/2012 6:53:39 PM   
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Shit Southern women say

Me, my friends and family, are enjoyin the hell outta this. You might also, whether it is to laugh with us or at us, who cares!


Shit my Mother says:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AT4LMR4YeIY

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/14/2012 6:59:44 PM   
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Ya outta ya mind a what?

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/14/2012 7:43:37 PM   
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OoOMG!!! Leave it to nookie to corrupta perfectly good southern thread WITH YANKEEs!!
Ya outta ya mind a what?


I swear, it's a gift....even I don't know how I do it sometimes.

(It's like some kind of inherent DNA thing).

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/15/2012 9:29:45 AM   
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Pagents- a requirement in the south so your insecure mother can prove her off-spring is prettier, smarter, skinnier...did mention prettier...than the neighbors daughter. Generally the root of southern eating disorders


Despite the humor, I have many a friend who can attest to this... But yeah, pageant moms are the worst.

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/15/2012 9:47:00 AM   
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Y'all: the plural of you (educated Southerners know that technically you is plural but we still use y'all)


Actually, the explicit plural, generally inclusive. All y'all is explicitly inclusive, generally emphatically inclusive.

I've adopted it myself, but I doubt I would've if the original singular was still around.

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Y'all wanna set on the porch a spell and let me fix ya a cold drank? Looks like it's comin' up a cloud.


Underline mine.

Is that a common feature in Southern speech?

Just curious, cause we have that in my native dialect of Norwegian, too. No difference between sit/set, lie/lay and so forth. My teacher in high school, from another part of the country, related being thoroughly confused the first time someone said he was gonna go lie in the fireplace while it was still lit ("lay in the fireplace" is idiomatic for "lay some wood in the fireplace"). Cause, he also tried to "correct" it, so I had to lecture him on prescriptive vs descriptive linguistics.

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/15/2012 10:06:03 AM   
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Wait till a waitress calls you "sweetie pie" . You will know your in the south then

What ya'll mean honey child?



**whispers gently, its honey chilE **

yauanta go to the Piggly Wiggly with me? I'll be happy to carry you if you help me tote the bags back.

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/15/2012 10:56:38 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Aswad

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ORIGINAL: DomKen

Y'all: the plural of you (educated Southerners know that technically you is plural but we still use y'all)


Actually, the explicit plural, generally inclusive. All y'all is explicitly inclusive, generally emphatically inclusive.

I've adopted it myself, but I doubt I would've if the original singular was still around.

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ORIGINAL: cordeliasub

Y'all wanna set on the porch a spell and let me fix ya a cold drank? Looks like it's comin' up a cloud.


Underline mine.

Is that a common feature in Southern speech?

Just curious, cause we have that in my native dialect of Norwegian, too. No difference between sit/set, lie/lay and so forth. My teacher in high school, from another part of the country, related being thoroughly confused the first time someone said he was gonna go lie in the fireplace while it was still lit ("lay in the fireplace" is idiomatic for "lay some wood in the fireplace"). Cause, he also tried to "correct" it, so I had to lecture him on prescriptive vs descriptive linguistics.

IWYW,
— Aswad.



It is supposed to be "sit," but it is usually pronounced "set." There is also the phenomenon of emphasizing the first syllable even if it sounds odd, like COLD drank and TEE vee and MOUNT Hope.....

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/15/2012 12:28:50 PM   
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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/16/2012 1:18:50 AM   
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Wait till a waitress calls you "sweetie pie" . You will know your in the south then

What ya'll mean honey child?



**whispers gently, its honey chilE **

yauanta go to the Piggly Wiggly with me? I'll be happy to carry you if you help me tote the bags back.


Haha, here we call it "The Pig" or "Pig". Like, "Ya'll wanna get food at (the) Pig?"
And yesssss!! It's chile! Almost no one I've ever talked to actually pronounces the "d" lol
Waffle House waitresses are the best, haha. And Huddle House.

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RE: Shit Southern women say - 11/16/2012 12:43:00 PM   
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