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Babyslave90 -> New tricks (11/12/2012 8:48:02 AM)

I just wanted to ask if there is any new stuff I haven't tried before that my daddy might like. No matter how tiny the detail is. I'm more likely to hear a "good girl" if I do it on my own without him having to tell me to do so.



GreedyTop -> RE: New tricks (11/12/2012 8:54:34 AM)

ask him. how the hell do we know what you have or have not done?  And no, we don't want a list. 



Babyslave90 -> RE: New tricks (11/12/2012 8:57:42 AM)

I wasn't planning on giving u a list. I already know pretty much everything he wants me to do. I wanted some new stuff I know pretty much everyone on this site is more experienced than we are. I was starting a fun conversation.



Salinedion -> RE: New tricks (11/12/2012 9:01:34 AM)

In Bangkok, we went to one of those shows where the women shoot jets of beer out of their pussies.

I volunteered to lay on the stage and have my forehead pelted with 4 pingpong balls flying out of you know where. My wife took a pic. "There's our Christmas card", she said.

Is this in the realm of what you're looking for, tricks-wise?



GreedyTop -> RE: New tricks (11/12/2012 9:01:44 AM)

he's still the only one that can answer it with any amount of success on your part.  Not only do we here not know what you have done, we don't know what he would like.



OsideGirl -> RE: New tricks (11/12/2012 9:02:59 AM)

Reorganize his tool box, put up peg boards and hooks, draw an outline of the shovels and saws, so that everything has a pre-determined spot to hang.

I'm positive, he'd really like being able to find his hammer and wrenches with out having to dig through all of the flotsam.



GreedyTop -> RE: New tricks (11/12/2012 9:03:06 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Salinedion

In Bangkok, we went to one of those shows where the women shoot jets of beer out of their pussies.

I volunteered to lay on the stage and have my forehead pelted with 4 pingpong balls flying out of you know where. My wife took a pic. "There's our Christmas card", she said.

Is this in the realm of what you're looking for, tricks-wise?


if it had been billiard balls (as I have seen done, even if not aimed at someones forehead), THAT would be impressive *giggle*



poise -> RE: New tricks (11/12/2012 9:08:02 AM)

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New tricks

Perhaps you can pull a rabbit out of your ass, while singing Ave Maria?



mnottertail -> RE: New tricks (11/12/2012 9:08:53 AM)

If you could take it in the mouth and the ass at the same time, he would be especially pleased, I know I would, and you can quote me.



Salinedion -> RE: New tricks (11/12/2012 9:08:57 AM)

I think the billiard ball bit is a slight of hand trick. You're talking kegels at the Incredible Hulk level to fire one of those monsters across a room.

But just vaginally dropping something that could conceivably blind or even kill the eager pussy recipient? Possible, but maybe not ethical.

I say keep pussy projectile tossing safe and consentual. We're gonna have to write off 'sane' on this one.



GreedyTop -> RE: New tricks (11/12/2012 9:15:21 AM)

I never mentioned a WORD about sane.  or safe, for that matter.  :P



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: New tricks (11/12/2012 9:17:09 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Salinedion

In Bangkok, we went to one of those shows where the women shoot jets of beer out of their pussies.

I volunteered to lay on the stage and have my forehead pelted with 4 pingpong balls flying out of you know where. My wife took a pic. "There's our Christmas card", she said.


Can I ask, what is your Christmas card this year?!



mnottertail -> RE: New tricks (11/12/2012 9:17:23 AM)

Yeah, I don't believe that either, because the Thais could have loaded their women ass up with billiard balls and ran solid mortar fire across the border. 



poise -> RE: New tricks (11/12/2012 9:17:59 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Babyslave90

I just wanted to ask if there is any new stuff I haven't tried before that my daddy might like.

You both might enjoy reading over this BDSM checklist. It allows you to check off your level
of interest, and then you can compare your answers together. It may be a good starting point.
http://www.cepemo.com/checklist.html



GreedyTop -> RE: New tricks (11/12/2012 9:34:45 AM)

poise.. may I please aspire to be like you if I ever grow up?



OsideGirl -> RE: New tricks (11/12/2012 10:20:43 AM)

You're planning on growing up?



AthenaSurrenders -> RE: New tricks (11/12/2012 10:25:21 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Babyslave90

I just wanted to ask if there is any new stuff I haven't tried before that my daddy might like. No matter how tiny the detail is. I'm more likely to hear a "good girl" if I do it on my own without him having to tell me to do so.



There is nothing new. People have been fucking for as long as there have been people. If you can imagine it, someone has already thought of it, done it, filmed it and written creepy fan fiction about it.

I know you are probably frustrated with the answers you have got but stop for a minute and look at your post. How can we come close to giving you a sensible answer? You haven't even given us the vaguest idea of what you'd like or what you normally get up to. If we all posted our five favourite things there might be not a single one that's helpful to you because they could all be things you have done before, hard limits, not your kink, not his kink, too extreme, impossible for the two of you for whatever reason...

Have a good think about what it is you want to know and try to give us a more focused question. Are you looking for ideas for a romantic night in? Advice on self-bondage? Recommendations for new toys? Techniques to make a spanking more painful? Do you want to know about our daily rituals or protocols or dirty talking? Do you want advice on how to write a dirty story? Or where you can read some to get your juices flowing? Ideas for subtle ways to show deference in public? Cosmo-style sex tips about covering each other in chocolate sauce? Do you think he'd want you to do some serious research about safely performing wax play? Or find a local play party you could go to?

The last new trick which impressed my Master was learning how to make perfect popcorn without oil. I'm currently working on doing the splits for greater bondage possibilities. I can also fold t shirts really quickly so they end up with the image on the front on top - very useful for dressing in a hurry. I'm guessing none of that is of any use to you.



kalikshama -> RE: New tricks (11/12/2012 11:08:09 AM)

If the house and yard is already immaculate and dinner always on time, learn a new style of ethnic cooking or take a gourmet cooking course.



GreedyTop -> RE: New tricks (11/12/2012 11:30:20 AM)

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ORIGINAL: OsideGirl

You're planning on growing up?


NOtice I said IF.

if does not imply previous planning ;)



littlewonder -> RE: New tricks (11/12/2012 1:22:11 PM)

Fix something that needs fixed....car, house, etc....

Organize the house, pay the bills, cut his hair, give him a manicure/pedicure, run any errands so he doesn't have to.

I guess you could always arrange a gangbang or find another girl for him and you. That seems to be the big thing these days.



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