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Aswad -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 12:54:05 PM)

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ORIGINAL: AthenaSurrenders

how tall are you that your ass is at face height?


6'1" myself, and if the bus didn't have a recessed aisle, I'd be faced with this dilemma on a regular basis, no pun intended. Then again, the new generation has quite a few girls and ladies that are taller than me, so perhaps it's extra good with that recessed aisle (wouldn't want to get a harassment charge because someone went frotting on me).

I'll take crotch for 10 points.

IWYW,
— Aswad.




Level -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 12:55:26 PM)

Once more...




poise -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 12:59:07 PM)

Ohhhh, double the pleasure. Welcome back. [:)]




blacksword404 -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 12:59:26 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Baroana

I read somewhere that you're always supposed to face towards people when you squeeze by them, such as in a theater.


Typically I give em the crotch. Just seems more respectful than a face full of ass.




absolutchocolat -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 1:03:43 PM)

is death an option?




fluffypet67 -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 1:04:54 PM)

You should face me (crotch) that way you could look down my cleavage.

(Glad you got the old ID, Level.)




Aswad -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 1:21:07 PM)

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ORIGINAL: absolutchocolat

is death an option?


Always.

The more interesting and pertinent question is: would it be preferrable to my crotch?

IWYW,
— Aswad.




littlewonder -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 1:45:45 PM)

When I'm on the bus and I'm sitting and that happens I just lean back my head out of the way and turn it. Never had a problem except once when the person was about 400 lbs and well...there was no room whatsoever so I just did the best I could and turned my head as far around as I could maneuver.




absolutchocolat -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 1:52:58 PM)

pictures would make this decision a whole lot easier, y'know.




cordeliasub -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 2:03:21 PM)

I'd rather see crotch....and now next time I have to get up during church I'm going to be thinking of this.......is that wrong?




MariaB -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 2:07:43 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MsLadySue

Being the pervert that I am, I have no problem with the crotch, so long as it's close enough to feel something. LOL


Haha... I'm with Sue on this one. Pass me if you dare!!




blacksword404 -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 3:13:28 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MariaB


quote:

ORIGINAL: MsLadySue

Being the pervert that I am, I have no problem with the crotch, so long as it's close enough to feel something. LOL


Haha... I'm with Sue on this one. Pass me if you dare!!



Now that's not nice. But it might get you something nice. [:D]




Aswad -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 3:25:23 PM)

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ORIGINAL: absolutchocolat

pictures would make this decision a whole lot easier, y'know.


Pictures of my stuff?

On teh intarwebz?

Surely you jest?

IWYW,
— Aswad.




absolutchocolat -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 3:35:10 PM)

nekkid pictures are encouraged, but certainly not required.




tj444 -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 3:42:42 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MsLadySue

Being the pervert that I am, I have no problem with the crotch, so long as it's close enough to feel something. LOL

well,.. I dont want to feel it.. but I would go fer pondering on the visual of it fer a bit... So I will go fer the crotch too!!!...

and just to drive him crazy.. look mischeviously up at his eyes while.. seductively and slowly licking my lips as he passed by.. [:D]




kallisto -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 4:27:15 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: tj444


quote:

ORIGINAL: MsLadySue

Being the pervert that I am, I have no problem with the crotch, so long as it's close enough to feel something. LOL

well,.. I dont want to feel it.. but I would go fer pondering on the visual of it fer a bit... So I will go fer the crotch too!!!...

and just to drive him crazy.. look mischeviously up at his eyes while.. seductively and slowly licking my lips as he passed by.. [:D]


[:)] That's me [:)]




blacksword404 -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 5:24:13 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: tj444


quote:

ORIGINAL: MsLadySue

Being the pervert that I am, I have no problem with the crotch, so long as it's close enough to feel something. LOL

well,.. I dont want to feel it.. but I would go fer pondering on the visual of it fer a bit... So I will go fer the crotch too!!!...

and just to drive him crazy.. look mischeviously up at his eyes while.. seductively and slowly licking my lips as he passed by.. [:D]


Some please choke this succubus for me. Ebil. Just Ebil.




BouncyBoo -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/13/2012 6:02:58 PM)


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ORIGINAL: cordeliasub

I'd rather see crotch....and now next time I have to get up during church I'm going to be thinking of this.......is that wrong?


It's just the way the Lloyd would have wanted it.




theRose4U -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/14/2012 6:47:01 PM)


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ORIGINAL: cordeliasub

I'd rather see crotch....and now next time I have to get up during church I'm going to be thinking of this.......is that wrong?

No shock there
While you're at it drag hubby to promise keepers!!




QueenRah -> RE: A question of ettiquette (11/15/2012 5:56:07 AM)

Why not involve said lady, Niney? Make yourself user friendly? A quick, "Hands up, Lady, I'm about to slide me arse past ya," would be a polite offer. It will give her the opportunity to cop a feel and get you your christmas goose a little early.

Seriously, though, if you truly do not wish to offend, consider strategically placing a good-sized, thin book, magazine or bag (NOT your tea bag!) between you and your fellow commuter, as a barrier. And, agreed, it's less appropriate to sidle past butt-to-other than crotch-to-other...unless you do either in a provocative manner.

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