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ButtholeSniffer -> Ass / Fart Fetish (6/16/2006 9:23:05 AM)

I have a female ass / fart fetish. I think the female ass is the most beautiful, wonderful, and arousing thing on earth. The most pleasurable thing in life for me is to have a beautiful woman sit her round ass on my face and allow me to kiss, lick, and sniff her asshole while she farts in my nose and mouth. Does anyone else have this fetish? I would also like to hear all the females points of view on this fetish.




LuckyAlbatross -> RE: Ass / Fart Fetish (6/16/2006 9:31:01 AM)

Sure, check out Princess Kali, she greatly enjoys being nasty and disgusting to her boys while still being a perfectly proper (and absolutely gorgeous) princess.

Although, the caveat being that very few women enjoy being approached as nothing but a vessel to fulfill whatever fetish you have. 




ButtholeSniffer -> RE: Ass / Fart Fetish (6/16/2006 10:13:19 AM)

Thanks for your reply. I totally agree, the satisfaction should be mutal for both Mistress and slave. The funny thing is, the more I please my Mistress the more it pleases me. Words really can't describe how important and satisfying it is to fulfill and surpass your precious Mistress's every desire! I can honostly say I would do anything to bring a Mistress joy and love every minute of it![:)]




PrincessinLatex -> RE: Ass / Fart Fetish (6/16/2006 10:23:51 AM)

I'll be blunt. The possibility that you will find someone to "serve" is definitely in the realm of possibilities. Hell, getting attacked by a grizzly in the middle of NYC is also in the realm of possibilities.

A few things that will probably hamper your search though. . .

1) Your name. It's cool to be "out there" with your fetish and there is absolutely nothing wrong with your fetish. *However* I doubt anyone would take you seriously as far as thinking you would be giving them some kind of "service." As your profile states. . .this is a deep desire *you* have. If all you can provide is butt sniffing "service". . .you will most likely find yourself serving pros.

2) Your profile is a conglomeration of your fantasies/fetishes. Try the approaching your profile with the attitude that you want a potential Domina to see your worth as a person, see your worth in the various types of service you have to offer, and keep references to your fetishes to a minimum. No Domina wants to be viewed as a life support system for anyone else's kink.

Food for thought.

P




torsionman -> RE: Ass / Fart Fetish (6/25/2006 10:14:27 AM)

Hear, hear Ms Juliet! All submissive/slaves need to know this, male or female though males seem to have this problem moreso.
          a former chatroom buddy,
                                                    torsionman




MistressOfGa -> RE: Ass / Fart Fetish (6/25/2006 10:27:21 AM)

quote:

Words really can't describe how important and satisfying it is to fulfill and surpass your precious Mistress's every desire! I can honostly say I would do anything to bring a Mistress joy and love every minute of it!


Great! I need my house painted, my roof fixed, a fence mended, my car engine overhauled, seats reapolstered (which you should enjoy since you are a butt sniffer) and speaking of sniffing butts, my septic tank needs to be cleaned too. What time can I expect you?




mnottertail -> RE: Ass / Fart Fetish (6/25/2006 10:30:28 AM)

You know you are going to have to fart as he licks your ass................(he is a male and gonna want a payback...)

You are a brave woman, taking on something like that after the millenium of history of women not trying to do that.

God bless you Ma'am.

But at least your house can be in good order.


LMCAO,
Ron




MistressOfGa -> RE: Ass / Fart Fetish (6/25/2006 10:35:32 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: mnottertail

You know you are going to have to fart as he licks your ass................(he is a male and gonna want a payback...)

You are a brave woman, taking on something like that after the millenium of history of women not trying to do that.

God bless you Ma'am.

But at least your house can be in good order.


LMCAO,
Ron



Wait, I didnt say anything about him licking my ass while I fart. I just want to please him by pleasing me and what pleases me is getting the work done :)
 
Nice try though Ron! lol




mnottertail -> RE: Ass / Fart Fetish (6/25/2006 10:44:30 AM)

Ja, I understand.......

But that is what he is thinking, believe me, Dom or Slave, I am a Man and he is gonna think like that...........






windchymes -> RE: Ass / Fart Fetish (6/25/2006 11:17:51 AM)

Yep...ya know it's still going to be all about his needs before yours and he's gonna want to be savoring a bucksnort before he hits the power tools.  But think of all the Mexican food you can gleefully eat while your house is transformed![:D]




LordDominik -> RE: Ass / Fart Fetish (6/25/2006 2:42:21 PM)

Ya know, some of these topics on here just really stink.  [sm=biggrin.gif]
 
Someone had to say it, LOL
 
~ LD




IronBear -> RE: Ass / Fart Fetish (6/25/2006 3:56:19 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: PrincessinLatex

I'll be blunt. The possibility that you will find someone to "serve" is definitely in the realm of possibilities. Hell, getting attacked by a grizzly in the middle of NYC is also in the realm of possibilities.


P


OI!!!!!!!! Wa you wan go and fuck up my plans for???????????? Bugger me dead it was going to be a suprise........



Wanders off muttering evil things in ancient Grizzly




somekindawndrful -> RE: Ass / Fart Fetish (6/25/2006 4:08:13 PM)

Just when I thought I'd heard everything!   Good luck to you and your search!  I would really love to hear more details if your inclined...about your enjoyment of this particular fetish.  When did the desire start?  When did you first get somebody to indulge you? 
I have to admit (while not being judgemental about what does it for you) that I would just be laughing the whole way through a session like that.  I have a juvenile sense of humor about the whole topic of farts.  I get to giggling helplessly.   Comes from a long inbred denial that a proper lady (even if that lady is a slut supreme) doesn't make an audible sound when expelling gas, nor do they carry any scent, and such activity is only done in the bathroom during normal bowel movements. 

i.e...women fart invisible roses when they fart at all. 

queefing now.....there's a different subject. 

skw
(lmao just typing this post...oh god my tummy is gonna split)




TexasMaam -> RE: Ass / Fart Fetish (6/25/2006 4:16:34 PM)

I'm thinking the little bogus identity, bogus thread subbie girls clan is at it again....

TexasMaam




somekindawndrful -> RE: Ass / Fart Fetish (6/25/2006 4:21:37 PM)

awww Texas Ma'am, you mean he ain't for reals?

how deflating! [;)]

skw





mnottertail -> RE: Ass / Fart Fetish (6/25/2006 4:24:49 PM)

oh, jesus...........

girls fart all the time... they must or get cut open like a horse with vapors.  The entire difference I see, is that a MaaM will let you talk your shit and ignore it,and have what they want, and (POSSIBLY)  note what I said, in a private moment, let you have a grand sniff of ass.  It ain't gonna be some luscious babe sitting on you
, and all of a sudden say, oh; honey can I make a smelly......

The other side of the coin is men are going to fluff the covers and say, honey; sniff this up and get rid of it....

While I get the kink, I don't think you are going to be welcomed with open arms...to much evolution......you are gonna have to be one bad motherfucker, to get that done...
here whiff this my little shit breather, can you even imagaine Misstress Dread doing that.....and she is about an every day woman.




IronBear -> RE: Ass / Fart Fetish (6/25/2006 4:27:14 PM)

www.fart.com   good site for fartaholics




Wulfchyld -> RE: Ass / Fart Fetish (6/25/2006 4:35:31 PM)

~Quicky~

PrincessLatex is in a gas mask. So I am guessing the OP would be barking up the wrong tree if he tired to woo her.




StormSir -> RE: Ass / Fart Fetish (6/25/2006 4:36:15 PM)

I personally think not only the topic, but also the "fetish" if one exists in the book of fetishes, is funny as hell. I mean if She and I are engaged in some kind of activity and that happens.. I will laugh, wave my hand in front of my nose and say "Whew!"
Then get on with things.. She and I both have a laugh over it, and move on.
If it is a serious kink, then I think the Mistress and sub REALLY need to know each other pretty good, because well, that is not something you come across every day.




Wulfchyld -> RE: Ass / Fart Fetish (6/25/2006 4:49:29 PM)

~Quicky~
WARNING!!! Do not watch this video while you eat or drink anything.

Loki entertainment inc. will not be held liable for falling out of chair, cracked ribs, asthma attacks, etc...

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/73069/be_quiet




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