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Daddysredhead -> the rookie pirate (6/16/2006 12:47:47 PM)

The captain of a fearsome pirate ship decides to have a talk with a rookie that is setting out for his first voyage ever.

Captain: "So, any questions?"

Rookie: "Just one. Since there are no women on the ship and we are at sea for months at a time, what do we do if we get…uh…you know…the urge?"

Captain: "See that barrel over there?"

Rookie: "Yep."

Captain: "See the hole in the side of the barrel?"

Rookie: "Yep."

Captain: "Well, anytime you get the urge, just use that hole in the barrel. Anytime except on Tuesdays."

Rookie: "Why not Tuesdays?"

Captain: "That's your day in the barrel."



ShreveportMaster -> RE: the rookie pirate (6/16/2006 7:45:35 PM)

 ROTFL, talk about a job that's a pain in the ass! No wonder so many pirates went AAARRrrrrr.[:D]



Daddysredhead -> RE: the rookie pirate (6/16/2006 8:30:47 PM)

hee, hee...   [:D]



mnottertail -> RE: the rookie pirate (6/16/2006 8:33:41 PM)

I was with you all the way... The question at hand is will you stick it in your waste for the pleasure of wearing it to work.......there of course; will be no concern about postiality after that........




LadyNeets -> RE: the rookie pirate (6/17/2006 4:27:54 AM)

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[sm=crop.gif][sm=crop.gif] that was good thanks Ron



Daddysredhead -> RE: the rookie pirate (6/17/2006 6:12:01 PM)

Dear Lady Neets,
Have you been following the insanity on the Complaints thread between Ron and myself?  It tickles me everywhere...  even the spill-over into the other threads... 
 
*giggles like a little girl, and rubs Rons head *



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