kittinSol -> RE: Anne Coulter (6/16/2006 5:58:58 PM)
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marieToo, you little minx! It's true, she IS a dog, but hey, we can understand why Oedipus dislikes her so much, can't we. Therefore we know why he wishes he could take her for a long stroll on a mediterranean beach, before whisking her off on his yacht, where he could lift her off her (large) feet and kiss her passionately... gently pushing her towards the master cabin, whereupon he would lay her gently over the fluffy duvet, only to push away her (spaghetti) straps off her (manly) shoulders with his eager teeth... lifting her (artificially long) legs above her (hideous) head... and then... the words he had been awaiting to whisper all of the time he had known her... he would pronounce longingly: "Ann... I f*****g well l*ve you."
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