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SacredDepravity -> RE: Screw the Fin-Dommes... you know what bugs me? (11/28/2012 5:39:15 PM)

*imagines such a blowjob and shudders* Sure he didn't have your viruses? I mean that shit is contagious.




RemoteUser -> RE: Screw the Fin-Dommes... you know what bugs me? (11/28/2012 5:41:14 PM)

I've heard that shits are contagious.

Everybody had them when we went to Mexico. Maybe we shouldn't have had that ice cube eating contest.




SacredDepravity -> RE: Screw the Fin-Dommes... you know what bugs me? (11/28/2012 5:51:13 PM)

*coughcough* Yeah, it was the ice cubes. We'll go with that explanation.




RemoteUser -> RE: Screw the Fin-Dommes... you know what bugs me? (11/28/2012 5:54:36 PM)

Well it coulda been the ice; mighta been the moon; shoulda been the girl walking naked past mah room...

Which returns me to trojans, and makes me worry for worms.

*waiting, for the worms*




JeffBC -> RE: Screw the Fin-Dommes... you know what bugs me? (11/28/2012 6:03:57 PM)

Fr

You know, I get the feeling that you people aren't treating this important issue with the gravitas it deserves.




SacredDepravity -> RE: Screw the Fin-Dommes... you know what bugs me? (11/28/2012 6:07:18 PM)

We've solved the problem, Jeff. We're just all going to quit being kinky.

Except for Remote and his buddy. They're waiting to get worms.




theRose4U -> RE: Screw the Fin-Dommes... you know what bugs me? (11/28/2012 6:42:20 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyPact

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ORIGINAL: JeffBC
FWIW: I tried to tell Carol how oppressed she was and how it'd be easy for her to get someone to boss her around without having to give up all her freedom. Her response was to ask me how I liked her current painting. *sigh* She just doesn't grasp the magnitude of the issue!
I tried telling clip. I really did. I explained to him how he was oppressed. At first, he just got this very confused look on his face. Then, he tried to quote Me some lines from a Monty Python movie.

Do you think he'd understand how down trodden he really is if I go smack the cutting I did on his chest last night?



Doubtful, but as long as us fake dommes are exploiting subs can we see it?




littlewonder -> RE: Screw the Fin-Dommes... you know what bugs me? (11/28/2012 6:51:59 PM)


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ORIGINAL: JeffBC

What's with this huge lobby of "lifestyle doms/dommes". Jesus. These people demand way the heck more than money for their dominant services. Where do they get off? Heck, at the M/s end of the spectrum some submissives are even required to give up their money, their vote, their very bodies simply to be dominated. That's just plain unfair to the submissives who just want to have a bit of fun. We should ban all the lifestyle D-types... especially the M/s crowd.



hhhmm....but then what would I have to do all day after I do all my chores, lick the toilet clean, make money on the street to transfer into His account? I mean if I can't come on here to read his posts, what will I do???

Maaan....you just suck Jeff! [8D]




Kana -> RE: Screw the Fin-Dommes... you know what bugs me? (11/28/2012 7:02:05 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: JeffBC

What's with this huge lobby of "lifestyle doms/dommes". Jesus. These people demand way the heck more than money for their dominant services. Where do they get off? Heck, at the M/s end of the spectrum some submissives are even required to give up their money, their vote, their very bodies simply to be dominated. That's just plain unfair to the submissives who just want to have a bit of fun. We should ban all the lifestyle D-types... especially the M/s crowd.

Even worse are the subbies and slaves. They want time, attention, consideration, even outrageous things such as consistency, accountability, HIM.
Having loitered here for a day or three, I am aghast at the whole kit and caboodle, Master and slave alike. It's time to jettison ALL these dangerous lifestyle realbies, tuck them back in that dark corner of the net where they belong, lest they threaten the vast masses of HNG's, porn collectors and wankers that ARE the vast population, aka the silent majority, aka the financial backbone, of the BDSM universe.
Fakers of the world unite. Stand for your rights, your god given privilege, and the respect you deserve.




DesFIP -> RE: Screw the Fin-Dommes... you know what bugs me? (11/28/2012 7:29:06 PM)

This works for me. He never told me when I signed up for this that I was going to have to watch him bowl. Tomorrow a lovely two hour drive each way to buy a new ball because he doesn't trust anyone local to drill it. Saturday we are going to Rome, NY for a tournament. I really think this is a violation of the Geneva Conventions. And if it isn't, it should be.




PeonForHer -> RE: Screw the Fin-Dommes... you know what bugs me? (11/28/2012 7:32:51 PM)


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ORIGINAL: JeffBC

What's with this huge lobby of "lifestyle doms/dommes". Jesus. These people demand way the **** more than money for their dominant services. Where do they get off? ****, at the M/s end of the spectrum some submissives are even required to give up their money, their vote, their very bodies simply to be dominated. That's just plain unfair to the submissives who just want to have a bit of fun. We should ban all the lifestyle D-types... especially the M/s crowd.


I don't approve of foul language and will not respond to any of your posts until you have cleaned it up, Jeff.




JeffBC -> RE: Screw the Fin-Dommes... you know what bugs me? (11/28/2012 7:43:21 PM)

~fr~

And hey... let's talk about mod bias here too! Notice the mods siding with those freakin lifestyle people? I mean seriously... I came here trying to alert everyone to the imminent peril and I get sidelined into "off topic" by page 2? Lifestylers get to mock the Fin-dommes for pages and pages before it gets parked.

Even worse, they put this thread in "off topic" rather than "humor & games". Let's take a vote and change the mod team!! Or even better, we can all flounce off to fetlife!

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer
I don't approve of foul language and will not respond to any of your posts until you have cleaned it up, Jeff.

Bwahahahaha! It begins.... yesssssss.... let the vanilla-ness creep into your soul!




theRose4U -> RE: Screw the Fin-Dommes... you know what bugs me? (11/28/2012 8:00:52 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

This works for me. He never told me when I signed up for this that I was going to have to watch him bowl. Tomorrow a lovely two hour drive each way to buy a new ball because he doesn't trust anyone local to drill it. Saturday we are going to Rome, NY for a tournament. I really think this is a violation of the Geneva Conventions. And if it isn't, it should be.

Its only abuse under geneva convention if he requires you to stay sober. If you get bored, go outside & watch grass grow




SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Screw the Fin-Dommes... you know what bugs me? (11/28/2012 8:37:56 PM)

Jeff, because of this thread, I have seen the light. (Can I get an "amen"?) I now know the error of my ways. (Can I get a witness?) I renounce the fakeness of lifestyle D/s. (Say "Hallelujah!")

I hereby declare I am a Fin Domme. (Rejoice!)




poise -> RE: Screw the Fin-Dommes... you know what bugs me? (11/28/2012 8:54:30 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SylvereApLeanan

Can I get an "amen"?
Can I get a witness?



Only if I can get some ice cream and a foot massage. We submissives have rights too, ya know!




RemoteUser -> RE: Screw the Fin-Dommes... you know what bugs me? (11/28/2012 8:59:09 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SacredDepravity

We've solved the problem, Jeff. We're just all going to quit being kinky.

Except for Remote and his buddy. They're waiting to get worms.


Oh no, I'm waiting alone. Floyd never showed, druggie bastich.

Jeff is sounding socialist tonight. I say we vote him into office, then strip all of his privileges so he can't form a dictatorship.




RemoteUser -> RE: Screw the Fin-Dommes... you know what bugs me? (11/28/2012 9:34:31 PM)

And silence prevails! The power of the vote!

(Quickly now, strip him!)




JeffBC -> RE: Screw the Fin-Dommes... you know what bugs me? (11/28/2012 9:49:48 PM)

Can I send you money?




JeffBC -> RE: Screw the Fin-Dommes... you know what bugs me? (11/28/2012 9:52:04 PM)

Oh dear lord don't be saying such things where poise can hear. Last time it caused all of CM to be subjected to my furry butt n a red thong. You know not what you do man!




RemoteUser -> RE: Screw the Fin-Dommes... you know what bugs me? (11/28/2012 9:53:55 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: JeffBC

Oh dear lord don't be saying such things where poise can hear. Last time it caused all of CM to be subjected to my furry butt n a red thong. You know not what you do man!


You never know, it could end up being my furry butt.

(Or hers. Just sayin. I'm sure Poise doesn't have 5 o'clock buttocks at all...)




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