jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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Would you people listen to me, the dog is an alien, he is controlling the President. All dogs are part of this alien plan. Think about it, they tell us when to feed them, when to let them out to go to the bathroom, the hog our beds, and what do they do in return? Do they help clean the house? No, we clean up after them. Do they demand attention when we are busy doing something else, and make it impossible to complete the task? YES. We are not in control of our own destinies. The dogs are. And dont get me started on cats.
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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