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bangmefrombehind -> my task.... (12/6/2012 3:09:21 AM)
i have been given a task for today......i have to find 2 household impliments, not sure for which orifice, for tonite..... now, apart fron the usual rolling pin, etc......does anyone have a fave object for this purpose......i dont want to be too predictable......or end up hospitalized!......hahahahha any ideas would be much appreciated......

AthenaSurrenders -> RE: my task.... (12/6/2012 3:38:11 AM)
No suggestions, but I'm going to go ahead and be boring here: Don't just stick any old crap inside you. Those are sensitive body parts. You really don't wanna be exposing your mucous membranes to chemicals, giving yourself yeast infections from food substances, having things get lost up your butt, having fragile things break inside you. The nice thing about purpose made sex toys in that they are safe for insertion. Not implying you don't know what you are doing OP, but you never know who might read this thread and go off with some inappropriate ideas. I know there are lots of household things which, properly cleaned, could be perfectly safe, but still, as a little PSA... Also, remind me never to accept a pastry from you.

bangmefrombehind -> RE: my task.... (12/6/2012 3:41:15 AM)
hahahahahha luckily, im not much of a cook! but i know wot ya saying about any old objects, just that toys get a bit predictable.....think my master wants me too be a bit daring! GULP!........ i appreciate ya input.......and shall bear the advice in mind when choosing!....... many thanks.......

smartsub10 -> RE: my task.... (12/6/2012 3:48:17 AM)
Regarding your comment about being hospitalized. It's no joke. I've worked in hospital pathology laboratories for years. We receive everything - and I do mean everything - removed from the human body during any procedure performed in the operating room. That includes "foreign bodies" removed from the rectum. Through the years I've seen all sorts of interesting objects that had to be removed, under anesthesia, from the lower intestine presumably placed there through sexual play. So, please choose carefully and play carefully. Don't insert any easily breakable objects, like light bulbs, into your rectum. Trust me, you risk tearing up some rather delicate mucosa and suffering the the embarrassment of having to explain your predicament to the Emergency Department staff at your local hospital.

bangmefrombehind -> RE: my task.... (12/6/2012 3:51:22 AM)
thank you, smartsub!.... indeed, i shall be very careful....... i would not risk my health, and my Master understands this......

bangmefrombehind -> RE: my task.... (12/6/2012 5:42:39 AM)
awwwwww......come on folks..... there must be some ideas floating around in ya lil depraved minds...... even if ya just make summit up to make me laff!....... [:D]

AthenaSurrenders -> RE: my task.... (12/6/2012 5:45:08 AM)
Most of the users here are in America, so it's still pretty early in the day for most of them. If this is something you need to have completed by the end of the day you're probably out of luck. You could try googling 'home made sex toys' or something like that.

bangmefrombehind -> RE: my task.... (12/6/2012 5:47:26 AM)
aaaaah that explains it, athenasurrenders!..... didnt think to use google........ think i may regret it tho......hahahahahha and yes, i have to have my ideas ready by bedtime.....or else..... GULP!!.....

AthenaSurrenders -> RE: my task.... (12/6/2012 6:00:27 AM)
It can't be that hard, right? I can see probably ten things from where I'm sitting that would be shaped right for insertion (not that I'd want to put some of them anywhere near me). Just find something that's not sharp, fragile or porous, and has a flared based if you're doing anal. Have you got condoms to put over stuff? Remember they say there are many times more germs living on your kitchen equipment than your toilet seat. Something to bear in mind. Are you on fet? Because you might browse one of the home-made toy groups or BDSM on a budget.

bangmefrombehind -> RE: my task.... (12/6/2012 6:03:42 AM)
yeah, the kitchen is full of possibilities..... may have a rummage round hubbys tool box as well......ya just never know!..... hahahaahha i have a lot of toys, to be honest, but they get samey after a while......and this near xmas, no chance of girlie shopping.......

Rochsub2009 -> RE: my task.... (12/6/2012 7:24:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bangmefrombehind i have been given a task for today......i have to find 2 household impliments, not sure for which orifice, for tonite..... any ideas would be much appreciated...... Part of the reason that you haven't gotten more input may be that other may feel like I do about questions like yours. Personally, I don't like it when subs come on here and say that their Master/Mistress gave them an assignment, and then seek suggestions. She gave YOU the assignment, not us. I'm sure that part of her goal was to see what YOU would come up with, not what WE would come up with. Besides, none of us know what you have in your home. For example, someone might suggest using a Keurig K-cup, but you might not own a Keurig. So look around your house and see what YOU have available to you. I think you're going to find that it's kind of fun using your imagination to think of new ways that household items can be used on you. BTW, I hope this comment didn't come off as rude or snarky. That wasn't my goal. I really do think that you'll enjoy it more if you do the work yourself. It will force you to think of some ideas that you may not have ever thought of before. Good luck to you. -Roch

mnottertail -> RE: my task.... (12/6/2012 7:26:04 AM)
A vacuum cleaner, and windex.

bangmefrombehind -> RE: my task.... (12/6/2012 7:32:22 AM)
im not offended, deranged!....... like i said earlier, i didnt wanna be predictable, so thort others may have a quirky idea!.......

theRose4U -> RE: my task.... (12/6/2012 9:03:31 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bangmefrombehind awwwwww......come on folks..... there must be some ideas floating around in ya lil depraved minds...... even if ya just make summit up to make me laff!....... [:D] I am the queen of pervables but frankly "your masters" demands that WE SUPPLY HIM with ideas over & over is annoying & insulting!!! If he doesn't know how to drive admit what he doesn't know & get live mentoring assistance! Or did we not cover this on last weekends thread? Title on the door says collar me forums not "teach the expert master what to do with his pet"

mnottertail -> RE: my task.... (12/6/2012 9:05:06 AM)
ginger, toothpaste.

bangmefrombehind -> RE: my task.... (12/6/2012 9:09:36 AM)
therose4u!...... i think, in my Masters wisdom, hes testing me...... thinking that i will choose things to go easy on myself!...... thats why i wanted ideas outside the box, so to speak!.......

tazzygirl -> RE: my task.... (12/6/2012 9:22:21 AM)
So, instead, you take the easy way out and ask us.

theRose4U -> RE: my task.... (12/6/2012 9:24:32 AM)
The most insulting part of this is there are tools of the trade & safety rules for WIITWD for a reason!! Rule #1 for any pervable is purchase new specifically for sex use DO NOT take things out of the kitchen!!! This lazyness & lack of care will end you up in the ER. If you don't care I don't but joining a local group for mentoring is much less likely to include perminant injury or surgery...enjoy!

stef -> RE: my task.... (12/6/2012 9:27:58 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: bangmefrombehind i have been given a task for today......i have to find 2 household impliments, not sure for which orifice, for tonite..... now, apart fron the usual rolling pin, etc......does anyone have a fave object for this purpose......i dont want to be too predictable......or end up hospitalized!......hahahahha any ideas would be much appreciated...... If it's your task, perhaps he's looking to see what comes from *your* imagination, not ours.

noellesdestiny -> RE: my task.... (12/6/2012 9:35:00 AM)
Use your safe imagination.

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