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SeekingTrinity -> RE: Hi! I don't want my profile to make me look like a tool. Help! (12/9/2012 10:54:37 PM)
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ORIGINAL: Masterfor1sub
I dont want my profile to:
be unnecessarily abusive to passers-by
make me look like i'm in some sort of power trip
make me look uncaring
I do want my profile to:
give off a strong, not give off a weak vibe, one that entices people looking for confidence
explain fully what I'm looking for without apology
be inviting
I have had absolutely zero unsolicited messages. I know the profile is pretty new, but it's my understanding that new profiles are hit more than older ones.
Thank you for any help you can provide.
Ok, Im gonna bite...even though Ive read all 5 pages of this thread so far and Im fully aware based on what Ive seen so far that anything Im going to say is going to go in one ear and out the other. But still, Im going to take some time out of my evening anyway. What the hell, right?
Dude, your profile reeked of "weal twue DOMINANT." I hate to come out guns blazing like this, but I believe in always being straight up with people. Kilgore may have loved the smell of napalm in the morning (Apocalypse Now if that was before your time...I had fairly progressive parents who took me to see it at the drive in when it was originally released back in '79. Dont remember a lot about it except for the helicopters flying in to the strains of "Ride of the Valkyries"), but any slave/sub worth her salt is going to hate the reek of what it is you are trying to sell.
"Always capitalize Master, Dom, and even the word 'You' when speaking to me," expect pain, welts, and sometimes blood."
Alll due respect, but how in the FUCK is someone going to capitalize Master, Dom, or even the word You when they are speaking to you?? You meant writing, right? Because its straight up impossible to capitalize spoken word. Just sayin'
"Cleaning my asshole after shitting with their tongue."
"Asking to eat or use the restroom. Master controls everything that enters or exits his sub's body."
"I also might leave my sub tied up for hours, or even one or two days at a time. During this period of punishment, all I would allow my sub to eat and drink would be my cum and urine, respectively."
You do realize that you would be introducing all sorts of bacteria and viruses to your slave by having her lick your shit out of your ass crack, right? Your intestinal fauna is unique to you and it could prove to be harmful if introduced to someone else. Its one thing if you wanted to lick your own ass clean because your body is used to the bacteria you carry. You have heard of people getting infected with E. coli O157:H7, Salmonella, Giardia, Cryptosporidium, and Hepatitis A? Want to know how those infections commonly happen? People eat things that are contaminated with human/animal feces. Restaurant workers not washing their hands after dropping a deuce, then going out to cook your dinner. Stuff like that. Cleaning your ass after you drop a deuce is putting your slave at big time risk of getting sick off of what you have brewing in your intestinal tract. Your intestinal fauna belongs in only one of two places: YOUR intestines or the toilet. And before you think Im some clueless jackass who may not know what Im talking about, I happened to graduate summa cum laude with a degree in molecular/microbiology. Im not trying to brag or anything, but I kinda know a thing or two about what Im talking about. Im not trying to ruin your good time or anything. Just cautioning you to the risks you would be subjecting your potential slave to.
Does this include medications that the slave may be required to take to...oh, I dont know...LIVE? What happens if MASTER says no? What if slave is diabetic or hypoglycemic? They may need to ingest some glucose ASAP or they could go into a coma and possibly die. What happens if MASTER isnt around to give HIS blessing?
As for leaving someone tied for days at a time....just an FYI that you can cause serious and permanent nerve damage or cause circulation loss to a person's limbs if you arent careful. Damage can be so extensive that amputation may be necessary. And a prolonged diet of your piss and cum? Seriously, who the hell comes up with this shit?!?!?
I hate saying this, but the things you speak of do not speak of being safe, sane, and consensual. It does SCREAM of being both dumb and dangerous. And anyone with even two brain cells to rub together on a cold, lonely night is going to not take you serious. Im being completely honest in saying that in my humble opinion, your profile is unnecessarily abusive, makes you look like you are on a power trip around the world, and makes you look incredibly uncaring and very risky.
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