Okay, I know that "unicorn" is a term for the poly crowd, but I think there needs to be a new mythical animal delegated to all the findommes out there looking for the rich man to shower them with tributes.
Does it have to be an animal? I think "Daddy Warbucks" would be a nice name for them. After all he always gave Annie what she wanted and he was loaded.
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