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litleone8620 -> How Many lashes? (6/17/2006 9:09:41 AM)

How many lashes have you given/recieved (obviously dependent upon whether or not your dominant or submissive)?



cuddleheart50 -> RE: How Many lashes? (6/17/2006 9:14:32 AM)

Not nearly enough, I can tell you that.  [:D]



gooddogbenji -> RE: How Many lashes? (6/17/2006 9:16:46 AM)

382.3, give or take 7.

Yours,


benji



impishlilhellcat -> RE: How Many lashes? (6/17/2006 9:27:18 AM)

Wait we are supposed to keep track of the number of lashes we've gotten. Damnit it I'm screwed. Besides I've gotten my ass beat for many different reasons far too many times to keep track.



gooddogbenji -> RE: How Many lashes? (6/17/2006 9:31:41 AM)

Yeah, but not only count the lashes, but also rate each one indiviually on amount of pain and which toy it was with, using the LTN/P=S formula.  If you haven't been doing this, you aren't real. 

Yours,


benji



impishlilhellcat -> RE: How Many lashes? (6/17/2006 9:36:01 AM)

well hell I coulda told you I was a fake. Sheesh all ya hadda do was ask. pfffft



gooddogbenji -> RE: How Many lashes? (6/17/2006 9:37:45 AM)

Well then.  I'm through with you.

A real sub like me can't be seen with a fake who doesn't even calculate her lashes.

Yours,


benji



cuddleheart50 -> RE: How Many lashes? (6/17/2006 9:39:40 AM)

Benji, you are not a real sub, you just pretend like you are, so you can get those lashes.



impishlilhellcat -> RE: How Many lashes? (6/17/2006 9:40:57 AM)

lmfao. Big deal who cares... I don't have any feelings to be offended with anyways. Besides what good would calculating my lashes amount to anyways? Is it gonna save the world.. Cause you know I've always kinda wanted to be bat girl or something.



impishlilhellcat -> RE: How Many lashes? (6/17/2006 9:42:08 AM)

OOO your a fake too? Can we start a club?



gooddogbenji -> RE: How Many lashes? (6/17/2006 9:43:44 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

Benji, you are not a real sub, you just pretend like you are, so you can get those lashes.



SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!  Don't tell them, or I'll never get that beating!

Now, walking into a door is a 5, multiply by the toy factor of .6, add in that it's the 3rd time today, divided by 87....  Okay, I just added another .372 lashes to the list.  SEE HOW REAL I AM????????

Yours,


benji



cuddleheart50 -> RE: How Many lashes? (6/17/2006 9:47:59 AM)

I need a spanking right now, its been so long.  [:(]



impishlilhellcat -> RE: How Many lashes? (6/17/2006 9:48:03 AM)

<gets out the calculator> Uh huh



RavenMuse -> RE: How Many lashes? (6/17/2006 9:54:52 AM)

Erm I've been doing this for 25 years.... there are some of the girls I can't remember the name of... others at partys I'm not even sure I EVER knew the name of...... How many lashes have I dealt out in that time? I ain't got a clue!



twicehappy -> RE: How Many lashes? (6/17/2006 10:52:40 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji


SHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!  Don't tell them, or I'll never get that beating!

Now, walking into a door is a 5, multiply by the toy factor of .6, add in that it's the 3rd time today, divided by 87....  Okay, I just added another .372 lashes to the list.  SEE HOW REAL I AM????????


Benji, you forgot to add the bruise factor subdivided by the number for the color, you know purple equals a ten, red equals a 6, pink is a .05, then multiply by the number of days it took to heal. If you do it correctly your lash number may increase significantly, i'm a real true slave so i know the one true way to calculate this matter as taught by the 12th order of the 12th house on 12th street.



SpankMuhButt -> RE: How Many lashes? (6/17/2006 11:00:31 AM)

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm one time i counted it was a punishment, only reason i even remember counting them is cause i jammed my nail and my whole nail broke completely off. I remember telling this Dom if he had only gone to 25 I wouldnt have been flying around like a demented lunatic and my nail wouldnt have broken off completely, other then that 9 years of playing there had to be alot of lashes but an acurate number.....hmmm cant help you there...I must be a fake too lol



LadyHugs -> RE: How Many lashes? (6/17/2006 11:00:44 AM)

Dear gooddogbenji,
 
Now, sweet benji--you are more than welcome to take the 'lash' for dominants who need to celebrate their birthdays.  In my case, I am so old, I had Moses sit next to me in kindergarten.  I just 'De-Nile' my true age though and turn the odometer back so nobody remembers how old I am.
 
Respectfully submitted with humor,
Lady Hugs



impishlilhellcat -> RE: How Many lashes? (6/17/2006 11:06:40 AM)

I still think we should start a fake submissives club <nodsnodsnodsnodsnodsnods>



juliaoceania -> RE: How Many lashes? (6/17/2006 11:52:00 AM)

Im tired, when I first read the thread title I thought its topic was eye lashes[sm=biggrin.gif][sm=ofcourse.gif]



MasterRenegade77 -> RE: How Many lashes? (6/17/2006 12:57:52 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: litleone8620

How many lashes have you given/recieved (obviously dependent upon whether or not your dominant or submissive)?


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