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SeekingTrinity -> RE: I met someone wonderful on this site but... (12/18/2012 3:25:38 PM)

I see nothing wrong with rim jobs, tim jobs, steve jobs, dirty jobs, or any other jobs out there. If you want to lick ass or if you want to have your ass licked, more power to you. As for my ass, its perfectly happy with toilet paper and showers for that happy ass clean feeling. Nowhere in the happy ass manifesto does it say anything about tongues [:)]



littleone14 -> RE: I met someone wonderful on this site but... (12/18/2012 5:06:15 PM)

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ORIGINAL: SeekingTrinity
Nowhere in the happy ass manifesto does it say anything about tongues [:)]


There's a happy ass manifesto? I KNEW I'd learn alot by joining this site........




NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: I met someone wonderful on this site but... (12/18/2012 5:10:17 PM)


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ORIGINAL: littleone14

quote:

ORIGINAL: SeekingTrinity
Nowhere in the happy ass manifesto does it say anything about tongues [:)]


There's a happy ass manifesto? I KNEW I'd learn alot by joining this site........



lol



arc2456 -> RE: I met someone wonderful on this site but... (12/18/2012 5:15:35 PM)

An ass manifesto .... Damn not another one ... It had better not be too long. My attention span is getting shorter all the time.



LadyPact -> RE: I met someone wonderful on this site but... (12/18/2012 5:18:39 PM)

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I see nothing wrong with rim jobs, tim jobs, steve jobs, dirty jobs, or any other jobs out there


Nominated as SQotD.




SeekingTrinity -> RE: I met someone wonderful on this site but... (12/18/2012 5:36:23 PM)

Im guessing SQotD isnt a good thing? Im not familiar with the shorthand though. But if its what I think it means, it was said more tongue-in-cheek based on previous comments in the thread.



NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: I met someone wonderful on this site but... (12/18/2012 6:06:34 PM)

SQotD means Sunny Quote of the Day.



LadyPact -> RE: I met someone wonderful on this site but... (12/18/2012 6:08:52 PM)

My apologies, ST. It's a recurring thread that the regulars have fun with. Otherwise known as "sunny's quote of the day".

The regs here suggest it when there is a one liner that is particularly awesome.



SeekingTrinity -> RE: I met someone wonderful on this site but... (12/18/2012 6:10:30 PM)

Oh ok, I was way off the mark then I thought the S stood for Stupid. Im flattered to have been nominated by such a distinguished soul around here [:D]



theRose4U -> RE: I met someone wonderful on this site but... (12/18/2012 9:17:26 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: littleone14

quote:

ORIGINAL: SeekingTrinity
Nowhere in the happy ass manifesto does it say anything about tongues [:)]


There's a happy ass manifesto? I KNEW I'd learn alot by joining this site........



Yes its a bathroom book, comes with its own toilet-side magazine rack



littlewonder -> RE: I met someone wonderful on this site but... (12/18/2012 10:02:09 PM)

Let me guess. She's 20 years old, a stable full of men, she's 5'8" and 100 lbs wet. She'll take you on also but you need to send her $300 for the initiation fee. Am I close?



NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: I met someone wonderful on this site but... (12/18/2012 10:04:23 PM)

lol



absolutchocolat -> RE: I met someone wonderful on this site but... (12/19/2012 1:02:25 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: SeekingTrinity

Nowhere in the happy ass manifesto does it say anything about tongues [:)]


Quote of the century! [;)]



Rochsub2009 -> RE: I met someone wonderful on this site but... (12/19/2012 7:55:12 AM)


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ORIGINAL: coldslayer

I love older men in my stable but yuck. i dont let just anyone lick my ass. groty.



Hmmmmmm, I know what I'm getting Coldslayer for Christmas. Gonna bust that anal cherry. Rim jobs are your friend. [;)]



Rochsub2009 -> RE: I met someone wonderful on this site but... (12/19/2012 7:58:39 AM)

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ORIGINAL: SeekingTrinity

I Nowhere in the happy ass manifesto does it say anything about tongues


I see you skipped over Chapter 6. A licked ass is a happy ass. [;)]



SeekingTrinity -> RE: I met someone wonderful on this site but... (12/19/2012 9:02:40 AM)

Lol! Unfortunately Chapter 5 was "How I got my degree in microbiology" [:)]

The licked ass may be happy, but the mind....the mind just isnt havin' it



DonRosti -> RE: I met someone wonderful on this site but... (12/19/2012 9:51:49 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Marc2b

I'm just here because I'm wondering what the hell a "Tim job" is?

Is that some sort of weird Canadian fetish involving Tim Horton donuts?

On second thought, maybe I don't want to know.


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AthenaSurrenders -> RE: I met someone wonderful on this site but... (12/19/2012 10:55:04 AM)

...I would lick the hell out of those. Tim jobs, sign me up.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: I met someone wonderful on this site but... (12/19/2012 6:55:06 PM)


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ORIGINAL: lovinglyhers

I met a lady on this site I adore & I do mean lady but she's 20 yrs my jr. Is it appropriate for me to be part of her stable until a time when she finds a significant other & dismisses me?

Do any of you ladies have older subs in your stables?

We haven't met in person yet but that's pending.

She's intelligent, mature, compassionate & understanding. She's also very lovely. I can learn & grow a great deal just being around her.

The only drawback I see if we do become intimate, she likes to receive Tim jobs! I fail to see the pleasure she derives from thi but I suppose I can learn to do it. There's a lot of bacteria there do I'll have to keep a mouthwash ready in case she wants cunnilingus too.

Thank you ladies.



You're 55, by your post, she's 35.

I dated a girl that was 17 years my junior...she was wonderful (and knew every gawdamn one of the Beatles songs)....she was fabulous in every conceivable way....she tried HARD to be in my mix but...she couldn't be.

If this is some chic that is just a "Domme" for hire....run....don't walk.

If this is a chic that walks beside you, consider the issues and concern yourself with each one.

In the end...it's you and her.

The one I dated was absolutely a golden person and saw no age....at some point....she's 50 and you're a billion 6.

At some point it will make a difference.

But hey....in the interim....enjoy :)



ServiceBoy89 -> RE: I met someone wonderful on this site but... (12/20/2012 1:26:00 PM)

Rim jobs only for gorgeous and clean woman...[sm=wiggleass.gif]



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