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LookieNoNookie -> The best things about being single: (12/17/2012 5:57:04 PM)
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1) You can grab shit out of the fridge, mix it all together, throw some butter in it, nuke it, mix it all about and not only does it taste great, no one bitches about your culinary skills.
2) Socks. That's all that needs to be said.
3) Toothpaste in the sink....it's all right there in those 4 little words.
4) Toilet seat. Ain't gonna, don't have to....not gonna.
5) Over or under isn't a debate....and never will be.
6) Mismatching socks at an important meeting....who gives a fuck?
7) A glass that's been in through a dishwasher cycle IS by definition, clean!
8) That fork that's been sitting by your bed for 3 days....no one else has eaten from it....nuff said.
9) That stain that remains on your shirt pocket because you don't have a clue about laundry...that's what a dress jacket with buttons is for.
10) Tennis shoes are fine with any attire. (Older tennis shoes meet this criteria as well).
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