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I'm thankful that.... - 12/19/2012 6:35:12 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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RE: I'm thankful that.... - 12/19/2012 6:47:05 PM   
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I really don't give a shit.

awwww... are you constipated? Dr Oz recommends saline enemas for that..

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RE: I'm thankful that.... - 12/19/2012 6:47:44 PM   
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RE: I'm thankful that.... - 12/19/2012 7:18:04 PM   
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

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RE: I'm thankful that.... - 12/19/2012 8:00:14 PM   
DaNewAgeViking


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RE: I'm thankful that.... - 12/20/2012 5:05:36 AM   
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Status: offline 		There's nothing wrong with a controlled detonation staged under careful supervision...

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RE: I'm thankful that.... - 12/20/2012 5:17:21 AM   
jlf1961


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There's nothing wrong with a controlled detonation staged under careful supervision...


What do you call the uncontrolled detonation after over indulging in taco bell?

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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?

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RE: I'm thankful that.... - 12/20/2012 5:26:15 AM   
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RE: I'm thankful that.... - 12/20/2012 5:57:11 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
I really don't give a shit.


I agree. I, however, have no problem taking a shit.

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RE: I'm thankful that.... - 12/20/2012 6:53:59 AM   
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RE: I'm thankful that.... - 12/20/2012 9:27:26 AM   
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ORIGINAL: DesideriScuri

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie
I really don't give a shit.


I agree. I, however, have no problem taking a shit.


Address please...I can send you the load from my cats

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RE: I'm thankful that.... - 12/21/2012 12:29:26 AM   
metamorfosis


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Status: offline 		I've looked at giving a shit from both sides now, from giving and not giving, and still somehow, it's giving a shit's illusions I recall. I really don't know giving a shit at all.

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RE: I'm thankful that.... - 12/21/2012 1:42:41 AM   
DonGiovani


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I really don't give a shit.



This^^^^^

And I feel fine.....

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RE: I'm thankful that.... - 12/23/2012 7:53:52 PM   
DaNewAgeViking


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ORIGINAL: Hillwilliam

Magnesium Citrate solution is available at any druggist. Just make sure you're home and have a good book before you drink it.

That's the stuff they prescribe for when one is getting a colonoscopy (TV camera up the tailpipe). If you do use it, chill it first. It makes it taste better (like undiluted Fresca syrup). Oh, and buckle your seat belt, too.

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