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Moonlightmaddnes -> RE: -=What BDSM gear would you pack for Armageddon?=- (1/5/2013 7:50:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: littlewonder taser. Those zombies won't know what hit em! [:D] One of my friends has her concealed weapons permit. My mom was in town and my husband was working overnight so we ventured to the city. She had her glock, a 22 and a can of mace. We were getting ready to get out of the car and I am giving her a look. She says what all innocent. I said anything else? She smiled and said no I left my taser at home. I laughed and said God paranoid much?? This was well before even the mall shooting in Colorado. I think she wants to be prepared at all times. Hey fireplay can really come in handy. Zombies are afraid of fire aren't they??

TheBoyDownBelow -> RE: -=What BDSM gear would you pack for Armageddon?=- (1/5/2013 8:03:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist ... loaded up with guns, ammo, gasmasks, radios, freeze dried food and water purification equipment... You already have a lot to choose from, just add a bit of creativity. [:D]

Toysinbabeland -> RE: -=What BDSM gear would you pack for Armageddon?=- (1/5/2013 10:16:36 PM)
I'd bring my ex husband as a shield. He has no brains, so zombies would pass me by. Of course, he wouldn't be alive to protest.....

MalcolmNathaniel -> RE: -=What BDSM gear would you pack for Armageddon?=- (1/5/2013 11:08:55 PM)
None. What you need to deal with the zombies themselves is heavy equipment. Depending on the mythos you choose that means lots of fire, guns or something heavy enough to damage the brain stem. None of my play toys fit that equation. Now for suspected zombies there are ropes, chains, and cuffs. The problem there is that you need to keep your toys separated from the devices used to restrain suspected zombies until they are cleared. But what happens if they get mixed up? "Hey sweety, it's a good thing we tied up that sheriff from Atlanta. Turns out he was scratched by a walker! Well that's over at least. Hey, want to have some tie-me-up fun? WHY ARE YOU EATING MY FACE!"

ResidentSadist -> RE: -=What BDSM gear would you pack for Armageddon?=- (1/5/2013 11:09:13 PM)
^ LMAO . . . "he has no brains" . . . you're killing me with comedy.

Moonlightmaddnes -> RE: -=What BDSM gear would you pack for Armageddon?=- (1/6/2013 6:02:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MalcolmNathaniel None. What you need to deal with the zombies themselves is heavy equipment. Depending on the mythos you choose that means lots of fire, guns or something heavy enough to damage the brain stem. None of my play toys fit that equation. Now for suspected zombies there are ropes, chains, and cuffs. The problem there is that you need to keep your toys separated from the devices used to restrain suspected zombies until they are cleared. But what happens if they get mixed up? "Hey sweety, it's a good thing we tied up that sheriff from Atlanta. Turns out he was scratched by a walker! Well that's over at least. Hey, want to have some tie-me-up fun? WHY ARE YOU EATING MY FACE!" LOL our sheriff is either a zombie or a pot head. Not sure which either way he is brainless. The only ones that did vote for him this time around were the pot and meth heads. My teenage son assured me that in the event of a zombie attack he has our backs so I guess we are all good here. LOL

BlackTigerDragon -> RE: -=What BDSM gear would you pack for Armageddon?=- (1/6/2013 8:36:51 PM)
Canned food, bottled water, all my sketch books and art journals, my external hard-drive and if I have time, my books. Why would I bring BDSM gear? Can I eat it?

Blankpain -> RE: -=What BDSM gear would you pack for Armageddon?=- (1/6/2013 11:05:21 PM)
Rope. Lots and lots of it.

Moonhead -> RE: -=What BDSM gear would you pack for Armageddon?=- (1/7/2013 6:52:46 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Moonlightmaddnes Hey fireplay can really come in handy. Zombies are afraid of fire aren't they?? Nope. Fire's the Frankenstein monster, not zombies.

TheLilSquaw -> RE: -=What BDSM gear would you pack for Armageddon?=- (1/7/2013 7:01:01 AM)
- role -knives -wooden spoons and spatulas -wooden ruler -fire play kit -first aid kit -chains and pad locks - nudie mags (entertainment and tp)

UnholyBear -> RE: -=What BDSM gear would you pack for Armageddon?=- (1/7/2013 9:13:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist Being it is the end of the world and all devout survivalists are loaded up with guns, ammo, gasmasks, radios, freeze dried food and water purification equipment, I wondered what BDSM gear you would you pack to keep you satisfied during the zombie apocalypse? Me, I’d take lots of rope and knives because of the dual purpose. Toss in my favorite cat-o-nine tails and I would be set. How about you? After thinking long and hard about this, I'd have to say I'd pack you and Lady P. I mean between you both, I'd have no need to pack any other BDSM gear! [sm=cheerleader.gif]

Lynnxz -> RE: -=What BDSM gear would you pack for Armageddon?=- (1/7/2013 9:16:53 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheLilSquaw -wooden spoons and spatulas -wooden ruler That's a NAUGHTY zombie.... BAD! No nibbles! smacksmack

TheLilSquaw -> RE: -=What BDSM gear would you pack for Armageddon?=- (1/7/2013 9:22:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz quote: ORIGINAL: TheLilSquaw -wooden spoons and spatulas -wooden ruler That's a NAUGHTY zombie.... BAD! No nibbles! smacksmack I may need to measure something, hence the ruler. I may need to cook hence the wooden spatula and wood spoon. Wood kitchen utensils work wonderful on open fires, plastic melts and metal can get to hot.

Lynnxz -> RE: -=What BDSM gear would you pack for Armageddon?=- (1/7/2013 9:24:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TheLilSquaw quote: ORIGINAL: Lynnxz quote: ORIGINAL: TheLilSquaw -wooden spoons and spatulas -wooden ruler That's a NAUGHTY zombie.... BAD! No nibbles! smacksmack I may need to measure something, hence the ruler. I may need to cook hence the wooden spatula and wood spoon. Wood kitchen utensils work wonderful on open fires, plastic melts and metal can get to hot. Oh. The other made for a better mental image.

kalikshama -> RE: -=What BDSM gear would you pack for Armageddon?=- (1/7/2013 1:40:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyPact It's not Siberia, but it's currently -53 F. I haven't checked the front lawn to see if it's littered with frozen zombies yet. [8D] This reminded me of a few winters ago in South Florida when it was so cold that the iguanas were falling out of trees. "So cold" in this case refers to positive 48 degrees F [:D]

anaturalsubmiss -> RE: -=What BDSM gear would you pack for Armageddon?=- (1/7/2013 1:48:21 PM)
My owner would pack me.

ForeverGaia -> RE: -=What BDSM gear would you pack for Armageddon?=- (1/7/2013 6:47:48 PM)
FR Aswad - you are an optimist.... I've never really thought of zombies as being USEFUL. Thanks for the laugh. I'd pack the hitachi, if I'm going to die; I may as well go with a smile on my face. Gaia.

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