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Altaraz -> Recycled profile (good for the environment?) :P (12/21/2012 10:34:16 PM)

Every time I see this now it gives me a chuckle. -I- originally composed this profile description for my ex-master's friend from the Philippines some months ago. Since then, I've seen it used at least 4+ times by different users. At first it was irritating, that people would essentially steal my creativity (obviously without a care in the world), but now it's just funny :D After seeing it again I just had to make a journal entry and share this :P





As my slave, it is actually quite simple; you will do as I say, without question or complaint, and you *will* learn to enjoy it. You will forever love me, be -LOYAL-, honest, respectful and NOT try to escape. Any deviance from this path, whether intentional or not, will NOT be tolerated, and will be met with severe punishment.



The more you go against my rule, the harsher the punishment. Expect pain, and for things like lying, being disloyal or trying to escape, expect blood to be drawn and to be beaten intensely for as long as I desire it.



Never again will you have anything resembling free will; MY will is the ONLY will, PERIOD. You will learn to anticipate my routine and not having to be told more than once to do something, if told at all (this too, will be met with scorn) if told too often.



Should you not exceed or at the very least meet my expectations with vigor, you will be strongly encouraged to improve. What is important for you to understand is that you no longer HAVE any will; you HAVE no freedom and NO choice but to OBEY, serve and love with all that you are. Your opinions, advice, etc. are wholly unimportant and do not need to be heard nor expressed, unless I decide otherwise.



Having said that, being my loyal and devoted slave is not without reward although to be quite honest, being my total bitch should me more than enough reward. Obey me, please me, impress me and your fantasies *may* be considered. Expect to please me sexually, as an object or piece of furniture, and in any other way I decide. You are my property; a personal possession for me to use and abuse as I see fit.



Remember, this is not a game, it is a lifestyle; it is REALITY. It's what you will eat, drink, sleep, breathe and live. You will accept anything and everything I give you and make you endure, and you will learn to appreciate it.




Shininglight23 -> RE: Recycled profile (good for the environment?) :P (12/21/2012 11:25:59 PM)

I don't know why anyone would want to steal that.

I would never respond (in a positive manner) to a profile like that. I don't think I know 1 female sub/slave that would.

Allie




Altaraz -> RE: Recycled profile (good for the environment?) :P (12/21/2012 11:31:05 PM)

Well, maybe you're right. I had actually geared that particular description toward the individual who wanted it, based on the information I was given of their personality, wants, needs, likes and dislikes. She enjoyed it (as did my Master at the time) so, to each's own :)




Altaraz -> RE: Recycled profile (good for the environment?) :P (12/21/2012 11:32:51 PM)

Oh (Incidentally, this was composed for a female dominant seeking either female OR male slave(s))




EsotericLady -> RE: Recycled profile (good for the environment?) :P (1/24/2013 11:26:49 AM)


I don't consider this funny at all...especially given there are actually people from both sides of the fence who are TRULY like this! One big thumbs down from me....

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ORIGINAL: Shininglight23

I don't know why anyone would want to steal that.

I would never respond (in a positive manner) to a profile like that. I don't think I know 1 female sub/slave that would.

Allie





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