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Daddysredhead -> RE: Lint free... (6/18/2006 7:14:11 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RavenMuse quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead Do I qualify for an award? A scratch-off ticket? Anything? Just wondering... [sm=confused.gif] Given you are such a sweetie you can not be spanked by me instead of Benji, he can just not hump your leg instead [:D] Thank you, Raven... for not spanking me. [sm=hewah.gif] (shakes head in absolute disbelief that these words would ever* be uttered by me to Raven* ......... feels dizzy, heart beating fast, lays down on couch with feet raised above head to restore bloodflow to brain) ~ Daddys [sm=preen.gif]

talibahh -> RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes (6/18/2006 9:40:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: IronBear quote: IB has an amazing way with farts (thank the gods and goddesses for those thousands of miles between here and there). I'm trying to dry up that fucking great duck pont so i drive ofer and BBQ with Ron, dirnk single malk scotch with Merc&beth, go wind up a few folks, meet John and visit a girl and collar her then after creating merry hell in various parts of the US with CM folks I talk to here, return to Aussie, drink a brewery dry and piss on the beach to fill the duckpond again......[8\|] ROFLMAO... You certainly have a way IronBear... may i hitch a lift? i have some friends over the pond i would like to meet too [;)] [:D] tali

talibahh -> RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes (6/18/2006 9:55:02 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji I'd quote Mod11 and add "Bravo," but that would get me spanked. Wait a minute!!!!! I know!...... Yours, benji LMAO...[:D] just spat my water everywhere... [;)] [:D] oops!!! i just quoted someone [&:]

LTRsubNW -> RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes (6/18/2006 10:18:01 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaTigresse benji, it appears Mod Eleven does not wish to spank you. I shall do so for them. Bend Over!!! I'm actually up for a spanking...and I've legally changed my name to "Mod 17" and Mods 11 through 16 have completely acquiesced....so...fell free to send your reign down on me. (I'm willing to sacrifice myself for the good of the team).

crouchingtigress -> RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes (6/18/2006 10:21:15 PM)
your sweetness has made me ashamed at my awfulness....i lied.....i did not bake this cake...i dont know how to bake....but i got from a smily store...you can always have a bite of anything yummy i might have,.... quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead quote: ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress makes a cake for daddysredhead! [image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0143.gif[/image] Thank you, CT... You're so kind. Wanna bite? (realizes that the last sentence can be taken in many different ways, ponders for a moment about clarifying it, then decides she likes the inuendo...lol)

LTRsubNW -> RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes (6/18/2006 10:22:53 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NastyDaddy He implies that all of you folks are ruining, corrupting and diluting the BDSM lifestyle... I actually did that last Wednesday. (I'm sorry, I should have posted something prior to...but I'm somewhat impulsive).

ravn -> RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes (6/18/2006 10:40:55 PM)
<-belly button lint prude...i'm not telling!

crouchingtigress -> RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes (6/18/2006 10:41:55 PM)
sneeks over to raven to see if i can sneak a peek...

RavenMuse -> RE: Lint free... (6/19/2006 4:17:07 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead Thank you, Raven... for not spanking me. [sm=hewah.gif] (shakes head in absolute disbelief that these words would ever* be uttered by me to Raven* ......... feels dizzy, heart beating fast, lays down on couch with feet raised above head to restore bloodflow to brain) Hmmmm I can see situations where those words would be quite appropriate..... I can make a heavy flogger feel SO much better than just a hand dear [;)]

Daddysredhead -> RE: Lint free... (6/19/2006 5:34:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RavenMuse quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead Thank you, Raven... for not spanking me. [sm=hewah.gif] (shakes head in absolute disbelief that these words would ever* be uttered by me to Raven* ......... feels dizzy, heart beating fast, lays down on couch with feet raised above head to restore bloodflow to brain) Hmmmm I can see situations where those words would be quite appropriate..... I can make a heavy flogger feel SO much better than just a hand dear [;)] *Bloodlfow restored to brain...* *Quickly realizes how correct Raven is...* *blushes... and respectfully asks if Raven would be so kind as to demonstrate... [:)]*

Daddysredhead -> RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes (6/19/2006 5:48:18 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead quote: ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress makes a cake for daddysredhead! [image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0143.gif[/image] Thank you, CT... You're so kind. Wanna bite? (realizes that the last sentence can be taken in many different ways, ponders for a moment about clarifying it, then decides she likes the inuendo...lol) your sweetness has made me ashamed at my awfulness....i lied.....i did not bake this cake...i dont know how to bake....but i got from a smily store...you can always have a bite of anything yummy i might have.... I quite appreciate your honesty and your consent to letting me bite your yumminess... (giggles and runs out of the room)

RavenMuse -> RE: Lint free... (6/19/2006 6:08:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead *Bloodlfow restored to brain...* *Quickly realizes how correct Raven is...* *blushes... and respectfully asks if Raven would be so kind as to demonstrate... [:)]* With pleasure my dear. Will you be arriving at Heathrow or Gatwick? [:D]

Daddysredhead -> RE: Lint free... (6/19/2006 6:17:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RavenMuse With pleasure my dear. Will you be arriving at Heathrow or Gatwick? [:D] I believe I can get a direct flight from Washington-Dulles to either one, however, I've been to Gatwick before so I'll stick with the tried and true. sighs, and looks out her window as she watches the planes take off from Dulles Airport, which is a mere 4 miles from her office...

RavenMuse -> RE: Lint free... (6/19/2006 7:06:56 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead I believe I can get a direct flight from Washington-Dulles to either one, however, I've been to Gatwick before so I'll stick with the tried and true. sighs, and looks out her window as she watches the planes take off from Dulles Airport, which is a mere 4 miles from her office... Awww you young lady are simply too sweet [:)] Now I've yet another reason to wish that damned pond wasn't in the way! But its not all bad, at least I know you have a lovely Master who will no doubt soon be able to put a smile on that pretty face.

LaMalinche -> RE: Lint free... (6/19/2006 8:05:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Daddysredhead OK, since LaMinche didn't find her way to my place, I went ahead and did my own laundry, cleaned out the litter box, and went to the grocery store. I also posted on many threads, started a new thread, and enjoyed some peach yogurt, in addition to not letting my dog eat the neighbor children. I also managed to avoid capture by benji as LaM and I were labeled wandering sluts. Do I qualify for an award? A scratch-off ticket? Anything? Just wondering... [sm=confused.gif] Look people, I HAD TO SLEEP. I work 96 hours (if I am doing the math right) non-stop. I get asked to find an interstate that is not real, and man oh man did that take some time. . ., ya know it still is not there. I have to choose between a left nut or a right nut, and there is some idiot from, oh yeah get this, Torino Italy, wanting to collar me . . . don't think that I was not falling off the couch reading THAT! Look, I really do not know where this thead has gone. . . DesertRat, I do like you. . .I also see violence as a solution. It works ya know. At this point I do not remember your post to mine (crap, was that even good grammer?) But I will not nuke you if you will not nuke me, I had something to say after this. . . . but am toooooooooooooooooo tired. [8D]

HalloweenWhite -> RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes (6/19/2006 10:48:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: TallDarkAndWitty But do you own your belly button lint, or does your belly button lint own you? Taggard Sounds like the synopsis of the "next" matrix movie. lol.

Daddysredhead -> RE: Lint free... (6/19/2006 12:07:27 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: RavenMuse Awww you young lady are simply too sweet [:)] Thank you, Raven... the feeling is mutual... quote: Now I've yet another reason to wish that damned pond wasn't in the way! Damned pond, indeed! (gives Atlantic Ocean a stern look) quote: But its not all bad, at least I know you have a lovely Master who will no doubt soon be able to put a smile on that pretty face. blushes and gets all swoony [:)] Yes, Raven, i'm sure that He will... (sits back and wonders if seducing Her Master in an irresistible way is actually topping from the bottom or if it just her way of saying, "i Love You, come get me... please...") (makes note to contact Raven's girl with the answer to this question, as all subs and slaves need to share their information with each other...) giggles

Daddysredhead -> RE: Lint free... (6/19/2006 12:12:14 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LaMalinche there is some idiot from, oh yeah get this, Torino Italy, wanting to collar me . . . don't think that I was not falling off the couch reading THAT! Dear LaMinche, Shall I ask my dog to go eat this moron? Probably not too tasty, lot of fat around the head, but still, in the interest of assisting a fellow..., ahem, well, you know..., I'd be happy lend you her services. [:D]

akisha -> RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes (6/19/2006 2:01:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Vancouver_cinful Ooooo...There must be someone out there who believes this lifestyle is all about belly button worship...I'm off to find them so I can have a cleaner belly button than any of you other assholes! Oh, Cerkle, we're rounding up all the assholes here...wanna join us? I do believe you feel you qualify? Well I'll admit it i LOVE bellybuttons. Yes yes i am a tad wierd but i really love bellybuttons. my gf bought me the hippo from Madagascar because she actually has an inny bellybutton [:D]

missturbation -> RE: What A Bunch Of Prejudiced Assholes (6/19/2006 2:31:43 PM)
I like a nice pierced naval - not on a man tho yuk

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