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descrite -> RE: The decline of collarme (1/8/2013 12:17:27 AM)
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TNDommeK, to become a mod, a user is selected from the herd based on stamina, power, length of underarm hair, and personality quotient (as determined by a 1970s board game called "Know Your Self!" which had a Bakelite spinner dial and claimed to work better than the MMPI). One the few are chosen, the final Mod-ination decision is made during a secret ballot of all surviving Mods, who meet in the Basilica on the third Thursday of October, disguised by cowls. Dead mods only get half a vote.
Each Mod who gets voted in will receive a packet of beef jerky, a sceptre, and a lifetime pass to Staples Center. These are presented to the new Mod during the ordination which is hosted at the Twin Forks Doubletree in Billings, Montana (dinner is covered, but tip is the responsibility of the new Mods). Mods who don't receive enough votes are culled from the herd, and fed to next year's prospects.
So, yeah-- it's a bit secret.
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