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TheLilSquaw -> Finding my one... (12/30/2012 10:21:58 AM)
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This is something I wrote up today, while thinking about some of the posts I've read lately.
There is a lot of tongue to cheek and obviously this is a made up situation.
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So you created a profile on a Kink site.
You figured, you didn't have the time or desire to go to a munch or fetish event.
You were bold and reached out via email.
Holy hell! After 100s of messages deleted message they not only read it but responded.
They seem to have similar interests as you, their photos seem attractive to you, and they don’t appear to be a serial killer, so you decide to exchange phone number.
They call.
You have what you consider a pleasant conversation. They tell you they have to go but will call you back.
Hours go by, hours turn to days, by the 3rd day you are more than a little annoyed. At this point if they called back you might have a few choice words for them. After all you enjoyed the conversation so they had to have!
How dare they.
So you go back to the beginning.
What seems like forever to you (but in reality is only several weeks).
You receive an email. Again you think ok they have potential. This time instead of the phone number you suggest meeting for lunch. Again they don’t appear to be a serial killer or serial rapist. All you have seen at this point are pictures (if you are like some and good at stalking people, you’ve hunted them down on fb, twitter, blogs, ect) BUT, all you have seen are pictures.
You get to the restaurant, you scan the faces. You find them. Perhaps they don’t look exactly like the photos you have seen but you walk over to the table anyways. You enjoy a pleasant meal and some conversation. Basic stuff really. Little do you realize your date is thinking to themselves, “thank gods that over, they aren’t so bad but I’m just not interested.”
Instead of facing the wrath of a now rejected person, they simply decide to delete and block. Oh, the internet is so nice regarding this feature.
Holy shit balls!
The person you just had lunch with is on the same site you meet on now claiming that you are FAKE! Why? Because you thought they would freak out at being rejected. Hell yea, their ranting about how you never called is proof of that. You consider yourself lucky. At least it was only 1 date could you imagine if it had gotten serious?
So your back to the beginning yet again.
WTF, it’s been a month since I’ve joined and I am still single . Are you serious?
You start to look through profiles and you get angry.
Well damn!
I haven’t found anyone because of all the damn prodommes and gold digging findommes.
They are responsible.
So you go to the forums.
You write this thread demanding all the prodommes and findommes be banned from the site because they are stopping you finding your soul mate, your one. You continue on by stating all of those who are not actively looking have no business on the site. After all weeding through their profiles takes up your time. How dare they make it hard for you to find a partner!
Several months pass, someone sees your profile.
Their interest is peeked. Out curiosity they hit the forum posts button.
They read post after post of you ranting and raving about how people are fake, how they didn’t call you back, how after a date you never heard from them again. They read post after post of you ranting and blaming. They cringe. They don’t want to be one of those you trash, so they simply move on.
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