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Tamerofwild1s -> heres your stupid sign (6/18/2006 7:38:51 AM)

ok so most people who know me know I love the Blue Collar Comedy tour ..... hell Jeff and Larry have been making fun of my life and stole most of my lines anyway
 but my favotite with them is heres your sign ..... usually acts people do that earn them a "Your Stupid" sign
 Now this may be a rant or just some off color humor but I have a new one they haven't done YET ...
                           STUPID DRIVERS
1) if I am going 55 mph and you pull out from the right .... right in front of me and hit your brakes and decide to make a left hand turn ... you need a stupid driver tag on your car
2) if there is a mile of traffic behind you and you decide to hold it up to let someone out .. and I end up stuck at the next red light as a result .... you get a stupid driver sign
 
 ANYONE else got stupid people signs they want to throw in here, please do, I will throw more in here as I think of them  [&:]



reticence -> RE: heres your stupid sign (6/18/2006 7:57:18 AM)

If you are merging onto the highway, and dont look behind you before put the pedal to the metal, because you hold firmly to the belief that "if I can't see you, you can't hit me"... You deserve a stupid driver sign 



Tamerofwild1s -> RE: heres your stupid sign (6/18/2006 8:15:14 AM)

ok thats a good one ... any one else ??



RubberWitch -> RE: heres your stupid sign (6/18/2006 8:17:14 AM)

throwing out your cigarette stub without checking for bikers?
Here's yer sign
changing lanes on a roundabout with a phone clamped to your ear and a coffee in one hand?
Here's yer sign.

J



Tamerofwild1s -> RE: heres your stupid sign (6/18/2006 8:21:50 AM)

now those are very good also .... I love this ....I am rolling laughing over here



enigmabrat -> RE: heres your stupid sign (6/18/2006 3:12:17 PM)

I ran into a padestrian with road rage... he ran out in front of my car and the scread "F U" at me when i beeped to worn him of my pressence he got so pissy with me and he asked me "what are you gunna do run me over"

i got angry and told him "thats deffinetly an option"



submissvelilbrat -> RE: heres your stupid sign (6/19/2006 1:13:38 AM)

one i absolutely hate....
 
when you are at work, and someone comes by and asks how long the person in the office next to you will be on the phone?  well now, let's see, they have been averaging 12.7 minutes per call this week, however, if you take an average of the past month, the calls have averaged 19.8...how the hell do i know how long they will be on the phone?  "Here's your sign."
 
Wow...Bill Engvall, Larry, Tater Salad and Jeff---i love those guys!



Tamerofwild1s -> RE: heres your stupid sign (6/19/2006 7:51:02 AM)

ROFLMFAO ............... THAT was a great response

similar situation but different .... friend used to call me all the time with a first question .. what are you doing ?? ...... after a time and I was in one of my moods I simply responded well since I pick up the phone I suppose I am talking to you now aren't I



NakedOnMyChain -> RE: heres your stupid sign (6/19/2006 12:10:41 PM)

* If the conversation you're having on your cell phone is so engaging that you sit at a light through an entire green turn arrow, you deserve a stupid driver sign.

* If you're driving a semi and you can't make a left turn off of a wide state road without using the straight lane, too, you deserve a stupid driver sign.

* If you go 10 miles per hour the entire way down a 40 mile per hour zone and break when you get within 500 feet of a vehicle, pedestrian, or frog, you deserve a stupid driver sign.  (The trend on this one is 80 years or older.)

* If you're paying no damned attention where you're going, what you're doing, or what you're about to pull out into (for example, pulling out from a side road straight into my parked car without even trying to turn your wheel), you deserve a stupid driver sign and a swift kick in the ass.

* If you've just cut me off in traffic, and then flip me off when I honk, forget the stupid driver sign, I'll be at your house with a baseball bat and five large friends later tonight.



ArtimisBlack -> RE: heres your stupid sign (6/19/2006 1:24:17 PM)

There are so many stupid things people do. One of my favorites is when you stop at a stop sign and a pedestrian in the crosswalk gets very angry with you, screaming and waving their hands sometimes even hitting your cars....Usually I simply say "I'm sorry, next time I can hit you intead if it will make you feel better" They never see the humor in it though....
Another here's your sign moment:
I used to work at place that sold fried chicken. One day a customer came in and said to me: "excuse me, how many pieces of chicken are in the 10 piece special?"

I was so tempted to say that the offer had expired when her brain did!



Tamerofwild1s -> RE: heres your stupid sign (6/19/2006 2:34:32 PM)

OMG .. these are all awesome posts .... I never expected such great answers . please keep this going ... I am in stitches here .. I know now that if I ever have a bad day I can come right here to this thread and laugh myself into a better mood . thanks everyone . and lets keep it going



gypsyssoul -> RE: heres your stupid sign (6/19/2006 2:50:09 PM)

Ok jumping out there ... with what just happened to me today
" IF you didn't have time to put the makeup on your face before you left the house ... DON'T do it at every red light on the way ... and cause me to miss the light cause your stupid ass needs lipstick ... at this minute.. i doubt it helped much "
 
and hope its ok . . to say
after the bad day  i had...[:)] thanks for the smile Tamerofwild1s



Tamerofwild1s -> RE: heres your stupid sign (6/19/2006 2:56:49 PM)

Your quite welcome gypsyssoul



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