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Too fucking funny not to post. - 1/4/2013 12:05:43 PM

Hillwilliam

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http://www.digitaljournal.com/article/337602

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RE: Too fucking funny not to post. - 1/4/2013 12:46:25 PM

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omfg lolololololol.

poor bassturd.

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RE: Too fucking funny not to post. - 1/4/2013 4:22:47 PM

Kaliko

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I can't decide which line I like more:

"This is the first penis-slapping story to make headlines in quite some time."

Or

"...after her boss smacked her in the head with his manhood..."

(Not funny in content, I know (this is serious!) but the choice of words is quite funny.)

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RE: Too fucking funny not to post. - 1/4/2013 7:23:21 PM

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"he pulled out his penis and whacked her with it"

OMG, I can't stop laughing.

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RE: Too fucking funny not to post. - 1/5/2013 3:30:12 AM

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If you are 62 years old and you can still smack bitch with your penis . . . well, life is good and the jail time will only serve to boost your street cred.

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RE: Too fucking funny not to post. - 1/5/2013 4:05:04 AM

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once upon a time, i knew a Dom who whacked me with his dick pretty much daily. he also banged it on his desk, the dining room table, kitchen and bathroom counters. he was definitely a "dick banger" in more ways than just this. i found it amusing, sorta cute, and it never had to do with anger.

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RE: Too fucking funny not to post. - 1/5/2013 2:01:02 PM

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oookk...is this some kind of new trend? Hit someone with your penis instead of your hand? LOL

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RE: Too fucking funny not to post. - 1/5/2013 3:33:44 PM

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ok, i've heard of pussy whipped, but penis slapped? learn something new every day!

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