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littlelostbunny -> Painted Dildos (6/18/2006 4:37:51 PM)
I don't know if it's just something a friend of mine came up with or not, but there was a suggestion somewhere about taking a new dildo and painting it with whatever colors and designs the artist desired. I want to know, if you had a chance to paint your own dildo, what you would paint on it, and feel free to explain why. (I don't know if you'd want to USE the dildo after you painted it... unless you found something safe to cover/seal the paint with. So just consider it some obscure art project and the dildo would be placed somewhere to admire. This is all hypothetical. And yes... you HAVE to paint it. You can't just keep the dildo to play with.)

cuddleheart50 -> RE: Painted Dildos (6/18/2006 4:53:21 PM)
I would paint on there...Harder, Harder, faster, faster!!...LOL....and I would paint it purple, I love purple...hehehehe

littlelostbunny -> RE: Painted Dildos (6/18/2006 4:56:00 PM)
My bi boyfriend and I want to take a dildo and paint purple and pink stripes on it. We've already dubbed it the "Pink and Purple Surprise!" (I don't remember how the name came about, LOL.)

gooddogbenji -> RE: Painted Dildos (6/18/2006 5:07:34 PM)
I'd paint it to look like an unpainted dildo. Or, depending on its size, paint it all white and put it against a white background. "No, Mistress, I haven't seen the 'sledgehammer,' as you so affectionately call it." Yours, benji

kiska -> RE: Painted Dildos (6/18/2006 5:08:07 PM)
I'd just take the easy route, buy a dildo that was already coloured the way I wanted it to be and use it to my heart's content. I'm a cheater :)

crouchingtigress -> RE: Painted Dildos (6/18/2006 5:40:07 PM)
george bushes name so we could do to him what he is doing to us

cuddleheart50 -> RE: Painted Dildos (6/18/2006 5:42:14 PM)
All this talk about dildo's...........is it getting warm in here, or is it just me....

crouchingtigress -> RE: Painted Dildos (6/18/2006 5:46:08 PM)
lol cuddle!!!!!i think some one could use a nice bath.....[:D]

cuddleheart50 -> RE: Painted Dildos (6/18/2006 5:48:48 PM)
crouchingtigress, I need something, and it ain't a bath...already had that..lol

missturbation -> RE: Painted Dildos (6/18/2006 5:49:11 PM)
It's cheating butttttttttttt i saw some beautiful painted glass vibrators in saints and sinners in Blackpool mmmmmmmmm

littlelostbunny -> RE: Painted Dildos (6/18/2006 5:59:39 PM)
Yeah, but if you had your own glass vibrator to paint, what would you want it to look like? And I like the suggestion about Bush's name. [:D]

gooddogbenji -> RE: Painted Dildos (6/18/2006 6:02:00 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50 All this talk about didlo's Didlo.... diddle-OH! Yours, benji

crouchingtigress -> RE: Painted Dildos (6/18/2006 6:03:02 PM)
lol i think we take differnt kinds of baths......[;)] but there is nothing on this earth, fucking machines, dildos, vibrators.....that feels like a nice penis.....and it is weird you would think with the technollogy to make sound and pictures to travel through air, to walk on the moon, to carve 80 ft of rock face...that we could make some thing to fuck a woman properly.... quote: ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50 crouchingtigress, I need something, and it ain't a bath...already had that..lol

gooddogbenji -> RE: Painted Dildos (6/18/2006 6:03:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: missturbation It's cheating butttttttttttt Butt... hehe. Yours, benji

missturbation -> RE: Painted Dildos (6/18/2006 6:03:08 PM)
I woulod want it to be a perfect replica of rafael nadals cock and i wud paint it a sun kissed colour like his perfect skin. Omg im becoming obsessed with him ......................... help !! lol

cuddleheart50 -> RE: Painted Dildos (6/18/2006 6:06:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: crouchingtigress lol i think we take differnt kinds of baths......[;)] but there is nothing on this earth, fucking machines, dildos, vibrators.....that feels like a nice penis.....and it is weird you would think with the technollogy to make sound and pictures to travel through air, to walk on the moon, to carve 80 ft of rock face...that we could make some thing to fuck a woman properly.... quote: ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50 crouchingtigress, I need something, and it ain't a bath...already had that..lol I already had that kind of bath too!!! [:D] But, if you dont' have a real penis handy, you have to do whatever works. [;)]

Littlepita -> RE: Painted Dildos (6/18/2006 6:58:52 PM)
My favorite dildo is made out of cyber skin and I don't think painting that one would be a good idea at all!! I would paint one to look like a giant finger. [:D]

missgiveNTake -> RE: Painted Dildos (6/18/2006 10:58:42 PM)
I would paint it to look like a curled tongue....LOL

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